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// Unlikely Encounter (and an Explanation) 
// Story: Dang O' Ponies, I Tell You What 
// by LtMajorDude 
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Hank and his friends (including his father) were wondering where to go to next.

"How about 'Sweet Apple Acres?' I can go for an apple. I'm sure Applejack can give us one."

Hank sighed. "Apple-who?" he asked.

Bill smiled. "Applejack!" he said. "Trust me, you'll like her!"

Cotton laughed.

"I can go for an apple. Better than bugs and green plants." he said.

Hank sighed but agreed. He still couldn't believe his father is here.





Hank and his friends arrived at Sweet Apple Acres.

Hank looked at all the massive quantity of apple trees.

"Woah..." Dale and Boomhauer said.

"Meh" Cotton said.

"Sweet Celestia" Bill whispered.

Hank sighed. "Well, we're here..." he said.

Before Hank could take another step, he suddenly heard a familiar sound...

"What the? Not you rednecks!"

Hank quickly turned around and was shocked to see who it was.

"Kahn?" Hank said with a surprised tone in his face, "Kahn Souphanousinphone?"

A brownish stallion was walking towards them. He looked angry.

"Yeah its me" the stallion, Kahn muttered.

Hank groaned. "You're here too?" he said.

Kahn grinned and said, "I am everywhere you want to be Hank Hill."

Kahn couldn't help but laugh.

Cotton smiled and walked up to Kahn.

"Hello Mr. Kahn." he said extending his hoof for a shake.

Kahn raised an eyebrow. "Not the exact greeting I was expecting." he said.

Cotton chuckled. "An enemy of Hank is a friend of mine" he said.

Kahn smiled and shook Cotton's hoof.

Kahn told the guys what happened after the end of the world.

"I woke up in some town with ponies. Called Canterlot." he explained.

Bill gasped and smiled.

"Kahn, you're a lucky ducky" he said.

Kahn rolled his eyes and continued his story.

"Got sick of it. Too classy. Especially for ponies. Too snobby also. Some said I didn't dress 'properly'. Told them to go away before I looked for a three hole puncher and used it in their face." he explained.

Bill chuckled. "Sometimes the rich ones are the most hateful" he said, silently cursing Diamond Tiara.

"Traveled somewhere else." Kahn said. "Now I'm here."

Hank groaned and put his hoof in his face.

"First Dad, now Kahn." Hank said. "I could really use a beer."

"What the hay is a beer?"

Hank and his friends turned around and to their amusement, (except Bill) saw a talking orange mare with a cowboy hat.

Bill gasped.

"Oh my God! It's Applejack!"

Applejack looked confused.

"How do ya know mah name?"

Hank grabbed Bill and whispered to his ear.

"Damn it Bill. We can't let her know we're from Earth!"

Hank let go of Bill and replied to Applejack.

"Hi. I'm Hank Hill. These are my friends: Bill Dauterive, Dale Gribble, Jeff Boomhauer, and Kahn Souphanousinphone. This is my father, Cotton Hill." he said, pointing to his friends.

"Howdy to meet ya'll. I'm Applejack. Ya'll ain't around from here, aren't ya?"

"Tell you what man, no, man dang o' creepy world man dang o' wing ponies in boxes to adopt man yo gives me the chill you man."

Applejack blinked. "What did yer friend say?" she asked.

"He said no." Cotton explained.

Dale was just standing there with his left eye twitching. Bill just stood there with a wild grin in his face.

Kahn rolled his eyes. "Just what I needed." he said. "Two rednecks in my sight."

"Shut up Kahn." Hank growled.

Dale could no longer take it anymore and snapped.

"OUR WORLD IS NO MORE AND NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE IN A WORLD WITH TALKING HORSES WITH A COLORFUL BACKGROUND AND UNUSUAL NAMES!" he shouted before he fainted.

Applejack stood there VERY confused.

Hank just sighed while Cotton just laughed.

"This is funnier than Hank's narrow urethra." Cotton said, breathing from his laughter.

"Shut up Dad!" Hank shouted his an angry look on his face.

Hank turned to Applejack. "I'm sorry." he said.

Bill whispered to Hank.

"We might as well tell Applejack everything."

Hank sighed but agreed. There's no point in trying to lie.

Applejack stood there confused about her acquaintances.

Hank explained.

"Well miss...We're not from this world of yours. We're from another world called Earth. At our world, there are no talking animals. Just humans. We were humans, but after our friend, Dale, told us our world is going to end...We found ourselves in YOUR world." he explained.

"I tell ya what man, i dont think she believed us." Boomhauer said.

Applejack just stood there. She wanted to believe them, but she didn't understand what they were talking about.

"OK..." she said. "Whatever. By the way, why don't y'all have Cutie Marks?"

Kahn just blinked. "What the hell's a Cutie Mark? Man every pony is asking me why I'm a 'blank flank,' whatever that is!" he shouted.

Applejack dropped her mouth. Every, and I mean EVERY, pony knows what a Cutie Mark is.

"Wow..." she thought. "Maybe they are from a different world."

Dale woke up from his unconscious state.

"Told you the world was gonna end, Hank. You NEVER believe me."

Hank sighed. "Is NOW the perfect time, Dale?" he said.

Applejack suddenly had an idea.

"Maybe mah friend can help you. She's really smart and has a nice dragon assistant. Careful though, I once saved his life, he was in mah debt, FOREVER."

Bill gasped.

"We get to meet TWILIGHT SPARKLE and SPIKE?" he said with a smile.

Applejack looked at Hank. "If ya'll from 'Earth,'" she said, "how come your friend knows so much about us?"

Hank rolled his eyes. "Trust me. You don't want to know. Lord knows I don't want to know."

"Lord?" Applejack asked. "Just please forget about." Hank said.

Applejack shrugged. These guys must be from a strange world.

"Well I guess we better get to Twi's place." she said

Bill smiled. "I know the way." he said, "It's probably the big tree library, right?"

Applejack nodded and followed Bill.

Hank and his friends also followed Bill.

Applejack had one more question. to ask Hank.

"By the way, what's a narrow urethra?" she asked.

Hank sighed. "This is gonna be a long trip" he thought.