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// What Do - Wha- Pinkie Pie, What are you- Hey! Stop that! 
// Story: The Creation of Harmony 
// by Time Ponies are cool 
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Chapter XIV: What Do - Wha- Pinkie Pie, What are you- Hey! Stop that!
Pinkie! No, don't! Get back in the computer. Aw, Pinkie! Don't you have any respect for the Fourth Wall?
"I just want to talk to the readers."
No, Pinkie. You're not allowed to do that. It's against the rules. Stories don't work that way, unless the story is narrated in the first person, and this story is not narrated in the first person. Now get back in the computer. We have to continue the story and I can't do that with you sitting on this side of the wall.
"But-"
No buts.
"What about the plot?"
... I see what you did there... But that doesn't matter, now go!
"Can't I just talk to the for one chapter?"
No.
"Pretty please, with a sugar coated cherry on a chocolate sculpture with rainbow sprinkles on top?"
No.
Pinkie then proceeds to make a pouty face and wimper like a puppy as she dejectedly walks back to the computer screen. How could I possibly say no to her?
"Yay! Does that mean I can talk?"
I sighed. Yes. But just a few rules. No spoilers. No breaking the wall into other stories outside this one. And all opinions expressed in this chapter are the opinions of Pinkamena Diane Pie, and not of Time Ponies Are Cool. Understood?
"Yes, sir, ma'am, sir! Hi, reader! I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm here to talk to YOU! So I'm enjoying this story, but I think it's gotten too sad. But I'm having lots of fun at least! I got to jump in a pile of scrolls! That was my favorite part. But poor King Concordius didn't get to play... I wonder what's going to happen to him? He's not dead is he? Right Time Ponies Are Cool? He's okay right???"
Hush! I can't say anything about that. Just move on.
"Okay, then. So that Master is a real meanie pants, isn't he? He siad that blueberry muffins were disgusting! How can anypony not like blueberries? They're scrumptious! I really hope we beat him soon so that I can show him a lesson on the taste of blueberries! I thought it'd be fun to hang out with him and play the drums, but his drumming is boring. He just goes one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four. I mean, come on, you can add a five in there. Ooh! Or maybe a two and a half. Or how about make it one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight instead of one-two-three-four?
"I did have fun passing out from the thing the Doctor called methoxuuu... uhh... methoxubalaaaauhh... I can't remember what it was. I'll just call it, 'meth.' That's much easier to say! Meth! I had a dream while I was sleeping that we all went on a really long trip to no place. Then suddenly I got separated from everypony else, but then I just started giggling and then they were back again! ... But then the dream turned into a horrible nightmare. I can't even remember why. I can't remember. I saw... Oh, why can't I remember? Something terrible happened to somepony... My Pinkie sense started going on overdrive and it woke me up...
"But anyway, you know what I don't like about the pre-Classical era? They don't have any candy! The sweetest thing they have in the castle is honeyed tea! And it's really really really really hot! It takes way too long to cool down. How can anypony wait for a drink to cool down before drinking it?! It makes me want to go back to Sugar Cube Corner and have a whole humongous box full of cupcakes with strawberry flavored icing! Mmmm! Oh gosh, we really need to find the TARDIS ay-sap! I don't know if I can last much longer waiting for my tea! I need to get back in the story! Bye everypony!"
And so Pinkie jumps through my computer screen and returns to the story. 
Once awake and back in Castle Equites, she found a black pegasus stallion in gold armor with an eye-patch on his left eye looking down on her. The pegasus began to interrogate her, but her hearing had not fully recovered. The pegasus took off his helmet, allowing his rainbow mane fall over his shoulders.