Gamer Ponies Play Games

by EonSpirit


Gamers Play: Minecraft

"Are you in yet, Twilight?" Luna asked, staring at her monitor, which showed a small, blocky field and a rising square sun. "I just got in."

"No, princess, I'm at the loading scree- Stop that!" Twilight screamed into her mic after seeing Eon Spirit, her current roommate at the library, levitate and shake Spike, Whose expression was less than pleasant. "Put him down!"

Luna flinched at the sudden outburst and was about to question it, but Twilight started to yell at the lunar protege, "Is everything okay, Twilight? What did Eon do?"

Eon's ears perked after he heard his mentor's voice and ran into the bedroom, expecting to see her, "Luna? I know I heard you!" He looked around the room before meeting the glare of a certain purple unicorn, who was currently ignoring the Princess, "What?" He grunted, sending her a confused look.

"Why were you torturing Spike?"

"I found a few gems missing that I was going to use for enchantments," He replied flatly, walking over to the desk and seeing the HD monitor that sat before her, "Oh, What game are you playing?"

"Minecraft, now please go, I'm trying to start." She turned back to see a red tinted screen with the words "You Died" written with her score, which was zero, "What the hay?"

Luna giggled as she chopped at wood with her new, stolen ax. "I'm sorry, did you need that?"

Twilight sighed and clicked "respawn" before appearing back at the hut. She had started the server a week earlier and gathered enough supplies, But the Princess decided she wanted some of that, even though this was her first time on the server. "Of course."

Luna giggled once more at Twilight's sigh, "I've built a house."

"Oh that's good, not like I had a hut or anythi- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!?!?" Twilight screamed as the image of a wooden ruin appeared on her screen, fires still blazing.

"I'm sorry, miss Sparkle."

"I thought we agreed to drop the formalities?"

Luna looked at her screen bitterly, disappointed that Twilight didn't get that she was mocking her. She about leaped out of her royal throne after seeing a black and green face flash on screen. "OH CELESTIA!"

"Yes?" Said Celestia, peeking in to the game room. "Oh, what game are you playing?"

"Minecraft. You wanna play? I've been trolling your student."

Celestia shook her head, "No thank you, sister. I never liked these..." Celestia shuttered as she picked up a disc labeled "Silent Ponyville", "...Games."

"You're so uptight, Tia." Luna sighed, turning around to see an empty room, "And of course you left... Rude." As she turned back, she was greeted by an all to familiar red tinted screen, "Celestia damned Creeper."

"I don't damn anything that doesn't deserve it!" The sun goddess screamed from outside the room.

'Of course she heard that...' Luna heard a rather loud bang from Celestia's room and decided she needed a break from the game. She closed out PegaSkype and shut off Minecraft before getting up to find what her noisy sister was doing. "Uh... Tia?" Celestia's room across the hall usually had the door open since nobody but the sisters came this high in the castle, But oddly, her door was closed. As Luna slowly opened the door, she was greeted by almost complete darkness, save for the HD TV (that played a rather gory horror movie) and the Princess that sat in front of it. "What do we have here?"

Celestia's head bolted to the right showing her face and the expression of fear that bestowed the usually graceful princess, "Oh, um, Luna!"

"I thought you said horror movies and games were disgraceful."

"I'm sorry, but this movie is just so good!" Celestia replied, not being able to look back at her sister.

"I know. Mind if I watch it with you?" Luna asked getting Celestia to pat the space next to her on the couch, gesturing for her to come. Luna sat down and stared at the movie. Adamant Wong, the special agent pony in red dress, had just split the heads of two zombies and a guard.

Twilight, who was still giggling from the princesses, had just fixed her hut, added in a bed, and was trying to set her spawn, only for a creeper to appear at the foot of the bed, "OH, COME ON!" She screamed before having a realization,"Wait a minute... This room was sealed off and fully lit, How did it spawn?"

"Hehe, that was fun." Eon's voice echoed within the speakers, making Twilight a little frustrated.

"How long have you been here?" Twilight muttered before noticing that Luna was no longer on the call, "And when did she leave?"

"Well I came on right after Luna killed you and decided to have a little fun." He replied before hearing a faint explosion on Twilight's end of the line, "And since you don't have a house anymore..."

"I'm gonna make you into pony stew..."

The stallion fell out of the chair, bawling with laughter, after finally getting a hold of himself, he looked up to find a rather disappointed yellow mare, glaring at him. "Um... it's not nice to tease ponies..." Fluttershy whimpered.

"Please don't look at me like that Flutters... It's really creepy."

~!0 minutes later~~

"Hey Fluttershy?" Eon asked. After Luna left for unknown reasons, Fluttershy decided to play and Twilight guessed she could be a good farmer.

"Y-yes?" Fluttershy said as she looked over to Eon's character, who had encased her in a cube of ice.

"You should chill out," He snorted before pulling out a bucket of lava, "Or maybe you should warm up!"

"Hey Eon! You have an 'explosive' personality!" Eon turned to see Twilight had just set off a block of TNT and was already out of sight.

He sighed, "I hate puns..."