Pretty pink ponies played pleasantly, proudly, presently, politely praising pony pandering. Pleasant prey, punching playfully, peck pipes pressed properly. Pipes prohibited, processed painfully past police. Pinkie Pie pleasurably punched Princess, part playing, part pleasantry. Pipsqueak pinched Pinkie Pie, pretty pesky pony.
"Please pinch Princess," piped Pinkie Pie, panting.
"Princess? Proper pleasure pinching peppy pony princess. Please, past pinching, punching pleases Pipsqueek."
Pipsqueek punched pretty princess, pretty painfully, placed pretty perfectly, past playful power. Princess paled, puked. Pipsqueek paced, pissed, Pinkie Pie present.
"Playfully!" piped Pinkie Pie. Pipsqueek pranced past Ponyville, put porcupines pricks precariously pinned, proximity Princess.
Princess pricked, pissed, Pipsqueek punished. Pushed past proximity, parasprites, Pipsqueek positioned, he gets eaten.