Fliqpy was watching Pewdiepie on Cuddles' iPod. he was in the middle of the 50th Happy wheels video when the iPod was snatched by a purple aurora. "Twilight!" he growled. "give me iPod or i swear to god i will kill you!"
"no, you've been sitting in that chair for 5 weeks watching Pewdiepie. you need a break!" Twilight argued.
Fliqpy got up and pulled two knives out of his coat pocket and put another knife in his mouth. right before she got decapitated a blue blur swooped in and lifted her off the ground. when the blur stopped moving and floated he could see it wad Splendid.
"crap, this guy is more dangerous than me." Fliqpy laughed, then sat down with a bag of popcorn and a soda.
"oh crap! he's more dangerous than you are!" Cuddles exclaimed, jumping in the air and snatching the iPod from Twilight. "save away." he said, handing the iPod back to Fliqpy.
Splendid grabbed twilight by the horn and flew into the sky, breaking part of the roof."you're safe now." he told her.
"put me down!" she screamed at him. he dropped her and she landed flat on her face.
Fliqpy laughed hard at this, he then threw popcorn at her.
"What is wrong with you guys?" Twilight asked.
Fliqpy didn't answer, but threw his soda at her as she was standing up, it hit her right in the horn, and knocked her on her back from how hard he threw it.
Twilight gave as little of a reaction as she could, knowing she'd probably get a chair or something thrown at her.
Fliqpy was about to throw his whole bag of popcorn at her, then Splendid stole it and accidentally dropped it on Twilight. It was still fresh with almost boiling butter.
"What was that for?!" Twilight screamed, wiping the butter off of her.
"Do i look like I know?" Fliqpy asked, surprisingly serious.
Twilight tried to use her magic to clean up the popcorn, except it hurt her horn to do magic. She looked up at it and saw a small crack where the can hit her. At first, she was impressed. Unicorn horns were one of the strongest, if not the strongest, bones a pony could have, and most couldn't be harmed by something being thrown, unless it was something very heavy. Then, She was mad, very mad. Horns were hard to fix, mainly because Doctors rarely had to fix them, and hadn't bought very many things to fix them. She wanted to beat Fliqpy senseless, but She just ran towards ponyville hospital as fast as she could.
"What's her problem?" Splendid asked.
Fliqpy shrugged, not wanting to deal with any more insanity that wasn't his own. He looked around, wanting to go outside, but not knowing what he wanted to do. Then he thought of Pinkies cupcakes. "Hmm, maybe she needs help finding new....ingredients." He thought with a creepy smile and chuckle. "How much longer can i keep this up though, Flippy is gonna want control back, and it's not like I can defeat him." He shrugged again, not really caring if he fought for his life or not.
"Wanna go get milkshakes?" Splendid asked, satisfied with his day of what he thought was saving people.
Fliqpy nodded, he hadn't drank anything in a while, two weeks to be exact, and being in control of the body meant having to keep it alive. He had no idea how he was alive now, but then he remembered where he was from and got his mind off the subject.
"Can i come?" Cuddles asked.
"No! Go find your own insane person!" Fliqpy said, before running away with Splendid.
"I'll see if Rarity wants a milkshake." Cuddles said to himself.
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Fliqpy was walking with Splendid,he had no idea where they were going, but he really didn't care. All he knew was that the fresh air hurt his face and he wasn't going to die yet.
"Think fast." Splendid said, stealing Fliqpys milkshake. He flew up high, dodging about 5 knives, then dropped the milkshake back on Fliqpys head. He flew back down when he was sure it was safe.
"Did anyone die while I was gone?" Flippy asked, ignoring the fact that his head was covered in milkshake.
"No, but you broke the purple ones horn." Splendid answered.
"Where do you live?" Flippy asked.
"With the rainbow pony." Splendid replied.
"That makes sense." Flippy said.
"Well, That was the whole reason I came here, so bye." Splendid said, handing Flippy his milkshake before flying off.