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// Epilogue... Wait. 
// Story: Doctor Whoof presents:Discord in Time! 
// by Muleicous 
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“Blue... Blue... Blue... Blue... That’s all I see... Every day. It’s like an endless sea of pure blueberry juice. Hmmm, note to self: Blueberry juice filled trees. One buck and SQUISH! Hehe, yes... nice.
“Oh, hello! Yes you, the person reading this. Yes you! Any idea what’s going on? No? Good, then I’ve got someone to talk to for a while. I know you can’t see me, and I can’t hear you, so this will be a one sided conversation. Unless you want to talk to your computer screen, and if you do I suggest you do it with no one around to hear you. Any way, where are my manners? My name is Discord, Lord of Chaos in the Land of Equestria. Ever heard of it? You probably have, otherwise why read something on a fan-fiction website?” I yawn as I close my eyes, “What? I had to break up the text... Head’s up, new paragraph below!”
“Oh, before we go any further, have you read Doctor Whoof: Day of Discord? No? Well, I think you should otherwise this fanfic will spoil it for you. I’ll wait...” sits back as I pull a glass of chocolate milk from behind me, I drink the glass and throw it into the big swirling Time Vortex and it disappears. “Wonder what that did? You’re back? Good! So, you’re probably wondering ‘Hey Discord, where are you and why are you talking to us through this fanfic?’”
“Well,” I begin, pulling out a bubble pipe and putting on a monocle, “ the answer to the first question is that I’m in the Time Vortex. It’s pretty much the place where time and space meet, so people are able to travel time using it. I’m in here because it was the only way to stop a certain... Pony that you’ll meet soon.” the pipe and monocle turn into cats that fall into the Time Vortex, and I look at you, “They’ll be fine. As to why I’m using this fanfic to talk to you... Well, I got bored so I asked the author to write up the details of my exciting adventures through time and space! That, and they took down my Youtube account.”
“SO! Without further interruptions, it’s time for Discord in Time! I’ll just... have to go and do some adventuring... Maybe put that blueberry juice tree idea into effect...”
We now return you to your normal format... 
	Blackspine had no clue how long he had been trapped in this Celestia forsaken place. It felt like minutes and years at the same time, but he knew it couldn’t be more then a month or two. The blood red colt had never felt so enraged in his life, and he knew who to blame for it all. It wasn’t that bumbling Doctor, or his companions, or even the Elements of Harmony... No, it was his former master, it was Discord.
“That piece of slime stabbed me in the back,” Blackspine said to nopony, “and all because I had to brain wash those... those animals into giving up their Elements. And then he helped the Time Lord, The Doctor. He got us both locked in this hell!”
“And why should you have to suffer?” a voice echoed in the pony’s ears.
“What?! Who’s there?!” Blackspine used the wings he had grown to save his life to turn, but saw nopony... Not a soul. The colt looked at the feathered wings with disgust, they had been made with Discord’s powers... The powers that Blackspine truly deserved!
“You could take them Blackspine Mulecious...”the voice seemed far away, but Blackspine felt as if he could feel someone breathing on the back of his neck. “Find the Draconequus, and I will help you exact your revenge.”
	“How?” the red colt’s eyes became pinpricks at the mention of vengeance against Discord.
“Let us just say, I am very skilled at navigating time. A master at it, if you would.” The voice chuckled, as if it had told the pony a joke.
“Tell me where to go, and I will go there... Just promise me I’ll get justice.”
“I promise... Now ride, he is close!” And with that, Blackspine flew through the Time Vortex. His blood boiling with new found energy, and new found anger.

***
	Discord had never really liked the Time Vortex too much, it always had rules to it. You can’t go back into your own time line... You can’t change important events in time... You can’t play polka music on Sunday’s or the last day of March, it all just seemed like too much for a god of chaos. Then again, it was Celestia who made it, her and Luna. Discord really didn’t hate the two princess ponies, in fact he was always fond of Celly. It was just that they never let him do anything fun, even harmless stuff like his trademark cotton candy clouds got the alicorn sisters after him. 
“I mean, it’s not like Celly and Lulu don’t know what fun is... Well, Lulu mite not, but Celestia does.” Discord seemed to lay down on his stomach, even though he was floating in mid air, “Maybe I went too far trying to control all of Manehattan, and forcing them to do an all pegasus version on Hair.” 
Suddenly, Discord felt the vortex shift around him. A second traveler was making their way towards the Chaos God, and he knew exactly who it was. “I can’t let Blackspine get close to me... Not after I almost lost that little battle of wills in Canterlot.” The draconequus’ head spun on his neck, searching for an exit until his eyes came across something very rare. A thin part of the Time Vortex, a way for those who didn’t have a time machine to get out of the worm hole. This was Discord’s only chance... And he took it. He flew to the thin wall as quick as lightning, then phased right through just in time to escape his hunter. 

***
Ponyville... three days after Discord was sent to the vortex.
“Lyra!” Bon-bon yelled, throwing the door to her marefriend’s study open, “How many times do I have to say it? If you want a cookie, take one. Not the whole tray!”
The mint green unicorn was sitting at her desk, looking up at her cream colored marefriend. “I’m sorry BB,” Lyra said, a half eaten cookie in her hoof, “you know how good your food is. I just can’t take one, it’s addicting.” 
Bon-bon blushed, knowing that her beloved was just trying to butter her up, “I don’t care, those cookies where for the party Pinkie Pie’s planing for. You know, the one for that new brown clot.”
“Oh yeah... What’s his name? Daryl? Dunkin? Devo?” Lyra munched on the cookie, the book she was reading still open to the page on humans in Equestrian legends.
“The Doctor...” The cream colored pony cocked her head to the side, “You know, you could be practicing your lyre instead of reading up on your hobby.”
Lyra looked down and dog eared the page she was on, then closed the book and placed it on the shelf next to her. The mint unicorn then kissed Bon-bon on the cheek. “Only when you stop making those cookies, sweet cheeks.” was Lyra’s only reply.
Bon-bon couldn’t help but blush, she was happy she moved in when Lyra asked her to. The sweets maker felt like it was the best decision she had ever made, aside from putting a dash of vanilla in her chocolate chip cookies. Bon-bon walked back into the kitchen, getting the ingredients out to make another batch of sweets. She had already made about six dozen, but knowing how Pinkie made parties... Well, she just knew that they would need more. 
“So,” Lyra called from the living room, “why does Pinkie ask you to make this stuff? Doesn’t she live with the Cakes?”
“Yes, but she knows that nopony makes cookies like me.” Bon-bon began to mix up the batter for the cookies, then a green aura enveloped the spoon and her marefriend took over stirring.
“Now that’s scary.” the musician unicorn said, stepping next to the cream colored pony.
“What?”
“Pinkie Pie being smart and hiring you.” Lyra replied, blushing softly as she looked out the window. “So... About what we where talking about last night.”
Bon-bon’s eyes went wide and she turned to her marefriend, “Lyra... We barely make enough to... What’s that?” the sweets maker pointed out the window, at a large flaming object hurtling towards their home.
“It looks like a comet... Coming straight for us!” Lyra stopped stirring and grabbed Bon-bon with her magic, making a run for the door. However, once outside the two knew there was no need.
The flaming object’s fall had been broken by a giant blob of cotton candy. Suddenly, Discord popped out of it and raised his hands. “Um... Can somepony help me out of here? Please?”