One Trip We Didn't Plan
Chapter 3
"He should be fine, its going to leave a bruise though." Sea Breeze sighed with relief. She didn't expect her 'guest' to knock himself unconscious. The other guest was resting on the other side of the cell she and Dr. Stable were in. "Thank you Dr. Stable, do you mind waiting nearby? I might need to call you again."
"No problem Detective Breeze."
"Oh let me get that for you" Sea Breeze got up and unlocked the cell door and followed him to the doorway outside the cell.
He smiled before walking out.
"So, you're a detective?" Kevin said suddenly. She had almost completely forgotten he was there. She quickly went back to the cell door to lock it. "Yeah. I am. So what of it?"
Kevin chuckled. "Oh, nothing..." There was a moment of silence. She was curious why hadn't he just tried to escape? She didn't want to give him any ideas, but her curiosity got the better of her. "Kevin? Why didn-"
"Owwwwnngh... My head..." Doug moaned while he sat up.
"Welcome back to the land of the living Doug." Kevin smiled. Doug had told him that line many times when he woke up late on a campout.
"The land of the dead hurt less..." Doug mumbled.
"Now that you two are awake-"
"Wait, that wasn't some lucid dream I just had? HOLY SHIII-
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Twilight was waiting inside the small Ponyville Police Department building. It was just big enough for an office, a waiting room, and a cell. She was told Pinkie had scared one of the...things into unconsciousness. Pinkie was told to leave and she had seen Dr. Stable ushered into the room with the cell. "I hope everypony is okay..." She said quietly to her self.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!" She heard a scream come from the cell. It sounded male. She quickly got to her hooves and barged into the room. What she saw she almost couldn't comprehend. Two things that appeared to have a lightish tan skin and dark hair on both their heads. One was standing in a corner while the other was chuckling while leaning back on a wall. The one in the corner looked terrified.
"Kevin, slap me!"
"One through five, how hard?"
"Five!"
"Oh this is going to be fun... This might sting Doug." Kevin mumbled. The creature Twilight presumed to be Kevin said. It stood up on two legs which twilight instantly took a mental note of. Kevin brought his hand back and slapped Doug across the face. Hard. Doug fell to the floor with a large red spot on his cheek. Twilight noticed that 'Doug' as his presumed friend called him had a large bruise above his right eye.
"What did you do?! And why are you in here?" Sea Breeze yelled. "I told you to wait outside!"
"I-I heard screaming so I ran in." Twilight responded.
"Very well then... I guess you can ask your questions now."
"Wait is that-" Doug looked up and saw Twilight. "Oh BUCK ME!" Doug screamed as Twilight walked closer to the bars of their cell.
"Whats wrong?" Twilight asked.
"Kevin brace yourself, you're about to be bombarded with questions from the most curious mare in all of Equestria."
Twilight was confused, but she decided it was something to ask the two beings in front of her later after she found out what they were and how they got here. "Okaaaay... Well I'm just going to jump into my questions then..."
"Fine by me... Hey Breezey, if we answer all of this unicorns questions can we go?" Kevin asked impatiently.
"Yeah, but don't call me Breezey!" The detective snapped back.
"...number two.. casual with authority..." Twilight mumbled as she started writing on a piece of parchment produced from seemingly nowhere.
"Okay Doug, get your cool, you're just inside a jail cell in your favorite TV show... With a possibility of a nympho writing down your every movement. Nothing to worry about..." Doug was talking to himself now. He dropped down into a fetal position and started rocking himself. "This is definitely not the way the people in fanfics were treated... So I'm definitely not in a human fic... maybe I'm in the cannon world... Or I'm hallucinating from hitting my head too hard..." Doug was only talking to himself as Kevin started to explain to Twilight that he and Doug fell down a hill and woke up in the Everfree forest, were chased by Timberwolves, slept, and woke up here. Twilight was writing everything Kevin said down eager to hear more from the thing that had so abruptly entered her world.
"So is that it? Can we leave now?" Kevin asked again.
"Unfortunately, no. I'm going to send the Princess a letter and ask her what we should do. Then-"
"That's going to take forever!" Kevin complained. "And-"
Now it was Twilight's turn to cut him off. "Yes, by any conventional means. But I have Spike who can send the Princess the letter and have it reach her immediately."
"Doug who's Spike? Some kind of pet?"
"No, he's Twilight's baby dragon assistant." Doug said continuing to mumble to himself. Twilight perked up when she heard this. "Wait... How did you know... Spike and... You did say you're not from here right?"
"May as well get this out now. Twilight,-" Doug inhaled and stood up. "-back where we're from we have things called TV's." Twilight mouthed the word. "Tee... Vhee..."
"And on said TV's are things called TV shows and movies. Its kind of like a.. a... a play you can watch over and over again. Anyway, you, your friends, the princesses and your adventures are watched by hundreds of thousands of people all over our world. You're one of the main characters, in fact, you're the main character. I know all about the Nightmare Moon incident, Discord, Chrysilis, Luna's Nightmare Night visit, exactly how Dash's time at the Wonderbolts academy went, and much more. Need I go on?"
Twilight was dumbfounded. She couldn't wrap her head around the fact that an alien has watched her and her friends' saving Equestria. She glanced over to Sea Breeze who had a look fear and determination on her face until Breeze said "Prove it. Prove you know what you're talkin' about and you didn't just read it off some newspaper." With that Doug smiled. a maniacal smile. One that would have rivaled the Joker himself. Everypony in the room was scared of Doug now. Kevin knew Doug was about to have fun. All those hours of Roleplay games was about to pay off for Doug.
"Lets get started then shall we?"