I woke up to the sound of birds chirping. As I look around I decide I should stay in the shadows until I know if its safe. Hopping from tree to tree I see a barn in the distance. Upon getting close I hear sounds of people. Figures farmers would be up at the crack of dawn.
I launch myself on to the tree closest and hid myself in the leaves. As I watched I could hear speaking from inside the barn.
"Well Mac looks like were ready to start apple-buckin."
"Eeyup," said the voice I assume to be Mac.
What in Earth is applebucking? I watch ready to see the two farmers when out walks...a pony?!?
Im serious to talking ponies with what appears to be tattoos on there hips come out and start kicking the trees, making apples fall off and I could here a squeel of pain. My poor, poor babies.
Figuring I had seen enough I head towards the town from earlier. Most people were still asleep so I managed to sneak straight into a park in the middle of the town and climb a tree.
With a little bit of coaxing the braches entertwined to where no one could see me and no one could climb up. By now the sun had risen and people... no wait ponies were starting to come out of their homes.
The first that I see is a purple mare with a tattoo of stars on her hip. She comes to the park with a stack of books floating in the air surrounded by a light covering the horn on her head.
Soon after I realize shes being followed by a strange lizard creature that walks on two legs and is carrying a scroll and feather quill, like in the Harry Potter movies. Then they began to speak.
"Well Spike it looks like are experiment on the mass excelloration of electrons in the nuerons of a subject caused by compleye discombobulation is complete," said the unicorn.
"I didn't understand a word you just said Twilight," said the lizard. Yeah me and you both.
"Spike you silly little dragon, lets go home."
Wait.... Did she just say dragon? What mess have I gotten myself into. Later on an explosion sounded as a giant crater is created out of nowhere. Nobody seemed even slightly fazed.
"Sorry everypony!" yelled a voice as a blue pony with a rainbow mane climbs out, oh look shes a pegasus, Im not going to even bother being surprised.
"Are...are you alright Rainbow Dash?" said a worried pegasis with yellow fur and pink hair.
"Yeah Flutters im fine, how're you?"
"Good but I really must be going, there's a poor little bear who broke his arm and I need to care for him, not to mention the beavers whose dam was destroyed in that storm."
I could tell I would like her, she knew the beauty of nature. It was nearly five hours before anymore ponies came close enough for me to here them. Sometime in the afternoon a very fancy looking mare with a diamond tattoo came along apparently scared that shell get dirty wined her entire walk.
After then nothing happened except three kids doing a bunch of random things while yelling 'Cutie Mark Crusaders!' and I was ready to tuck in for a nap till nightfall.
I slept for three hours untill I heard screaming. I woke up to witness a gargantuen lion with wings and a scorpion's tail. It was a damn manticore. It was closing in on those three kids from earlier and I made my move.
Jumping out from my hiding place I charge the manticore from behind quickly pull out my Jō staff and will it to become steel. I bash the beast over the head from behind and it fell to the ground. Jumping to its front I blocked with my staff as it swipes at me.
I grab my bow and launch an arrow into its chest. The blow doesn't even phase the beast. Deciding to kick it up a notch I shoot it with a barage if flaming arrows. Rearing back in pain he begins to fly in hopes of gaining the upper hand. To bad he didn't know he was fighting the wrong girl.
Willing the air around me I shot up far above him. Changing my staff to the densest substance known to man, I hit him with 8,000 billion tons of pure quark-gluon plasma falling at him going 20 miles an hour.
The beast falls down smashing a mile deep crater. I run down to find the creature in one piece and knocked out. Talk about a hard head. I lift up the crator and flatten out the ground. I then form a stone cage around him and send it flying to the middle of the forest.
I check to look that the kids were okay when I realized that about three-hundred ponies were staring at me. "Sup?" Well so much for staying undercover.