Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!

by Avery


Chapter 7: Wasn't this....you know....a Bobobo Story?

As Bobobo and the gang head to the next Baldy Bald tower in the Van-o-Bo, they have picked up ace attorney Phoenix Wright. Why he's here or how he got here, is a mystery. SO LETS FIND OUT!

"So, mister Phoenix, how did you get here?" Twilight asks

Phoenix looks over to the purple mare and says "Well I honestly don't know, one minute I was in my office and the next a random purple portal comes in and takes me here."

"So how'd you meet Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch?" Beauty asks

"They, for some reason, helped me. When I got out of the portal, it just went crazy and started to attack me with....clouds that were hard as rock." Phoenix sighs as he rubs the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah, but luckily that portal just had a headache. We got it to calm down and go away." Jelly says

"I'm going to guess that I'm going to go crazy if I stay here long enough."

"As long as you have other people to talk to OTHER than these guys, you'll be fine" Beauty says with a smile.

"I hope Applebloom's alright with Bag Macintosh." Applejack says worried

"No need to worry Apples! I've got her and her friends right here!" Pinkie says pulling Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo out of Jelly Jiggler.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders wobbled their heads as they see where they were and start to crowd Don, Jelly, and Phoenix.

"Dude, why are you made of jelly?" Scootaloo asks Poking Jelly

"Why is ya hair all spiky like that?" Applebloom asks pointing to Phoenix's hair

"Are you an Orange with spikes or are you a sun prop?" Sweetie Belle asks sitting on Don

Don threw Sweetie Belle off his head and starts to run around mouthing words, but he seems to be silent.

Phoenix stares that Applebloom and says "I have it like this, I personally like it like this."

Jelly pokes Scootaloo back "Because I am, you got a problem with that?"

"Ok...everypony just calm down." Twilight says loudly

Everyone stays silent as Twilight looks at them all, then eyes Pinkie.

"Pinkie! Why'd you bring the girls here? It's only going to get them in danger!"

"Well sorry Twilight! I thought they'd like to come with us since they always want to get their cutie marks! Maybe they could get them out here!" Pinkie says standing on Don

"YEAH!! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HEROES!!!" The CMC yell together.

Twilight sighs and says "Just keep back so that you don't get hur- WHOA What a bump!"

Van-o-Bo bumped on what is now a bunch of tiny black bricks, but they continue on. As they continue a faint yell was heard as it grows louder and louder and LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER!

"What's that noise?" Rainbow asks

"You got me." Applejack replies

Suddenly something smacked on the Van-o-Bo's windshield, everyone looks as they see it was a large man wearing a red shirt and black vest, a belt of bullets around him, sloppy pants and hard boots, he was bald and had large hands. He looks at the group through the windshield and yells randomly.

"STOOOP!"

Then Van-o-Bo stops instantly, tossing the large man away some. Everyone gets out of Van-o-Bo and goes over to the large man, Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and pokes the man.

"I think he's another coming through different universes...or he's a chunky piece of meat!" Jelly says

Everyone was silent and the man looks at Jelly and says "You don't know who you're dealing with jelly man."

The large man gets up and pats his vest, Twilight walks up to him.

"Uh.....Who are you, why are you here?"

The large man blinks at Twilight and pats her head "Little horsy talks! This good!"

Twilight blinks and asks again "...Who are you sir? Why are you here?"

"Dah, I am Heavy Weapons Guy and I'm not sure where I am. One minute I'm brushing Sasha, the next I fall from sky!" He points up to the sky.

"Sasha? Who's that?" Fluttershy asks quietly

"My gun."

"Oh...."

"So...wait...why is this happening?" Twilight asks

"We defeated another tower of Baldly Bald, I think that when that happens a portal opens...Who knows who'll we'll meet next!!" Bobobo says doing a head stand with his afro.

Twilight and the group facehoofs "...Great...."

Bobobo turns back into Van-o-Bo and everyone gets in as they head off to find the next Baldy bald tower. Heavy was singing a simple song that consists of no words.

"So....Why is he coming with us?" Rainbow whispers to Twilight

"Well if what Bobobo says is true, the next tower we defeat will make a portal show, having them to go back to their worlds." Twilight answers

"So Bobobo, how'd we defeat that last tower? I didn't even see it." Beauty asks

A phone rang inside Van-o-Bo and Beauty picks it up "H-Hello?"

"Well we defeated it because I accidentally ran right over it! Was very small." Bobobo says through the phone

"Oh...Well I hope we can get the rest of the towers done soon!" Beauty says

"I don't know Beauty, maybe, maybe not. It all depends on how much cheese and moon rocks we have."

"Since when did we have cheese?"

"SINCE FOREVER BEAUTY!! CHEESE IS AWESOME!"

Beauty sighs and hangs the phone up, she goes over to the others and sits on one of the chairs. Heavy was sitting with Fluttershy as they just look at each other. Rainbow was extremely bored, the CMC were poking Don to find out what he was, Phoenix was looking out a window, Applejack and Rarity were talking to one another, Pinkie was swiming through Jelly Jiggler, and Twilight was reading a book.

They come to a stop and everyone gets out to see what was the trouble, Van-o-Bo was crying and had a wobbly mouth.

"Bobobo? What's wrong?" Jelly asks

"I forgot....I can't read...." Van-o-Bo says

"But...how come you could read the math problems back when we were with king nosehair and had to take school with a bunch of boxed beans?" Don asks poking Van-o-Bo's glasses.

"That wasn't me.....it was my twin brother....." Van-o-Bo says sadly

"Wait...there's two of you?" Twilight and the group asks

Suddenly Van-o-Bo turns back into Bobobo and rolls around still crying "Yeah, and he was the best brother ever. We always had fun times playing football, tennis, afro hockey, monkey baseball, king crab baskets, the-"

Suddenly a man with a white beard, white eye, and horns comes into view with a fire infront of him saying "Get on with it!"

Then another man appears saying "YEAH! Get on with it!"

Then an army shows up yelling "GET ON WITH IT!"

Bobobo then pushes the scene aside and says "FINE! I won't tell you I'll just have the theater tell you!" Bobobo crosses his arms and pouts.


Huh? We're back on? Oh... WELL Welcome back to the blast to the past. I little surprising episode that uh....wait....BOBOBO HAD A TWIN BROTHER?! uh um.....Bo?


"Bobobo was once just a single child, that is until he had a twin brother pop in from another universe that looked exactly like him and sounded just like him. They got along very well and often traded places when they were bored, or they just wanted to pull some pranks."

"There is not much about Bobobo's brother, but what is certain....WE HAVE NO BUCKING IDEA WHO IS WHO ANYMORE!! PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE! I'M JUST A HAIRBALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!"

Suddenly a large hairball with a face comes into view "THIS IS TORTURE! I DON'T NEED TO BE IN HERE! OH NO!! THE COTTON CANDY GUARDS ARE COMING! AAAAAAAAAH!" it runs away from two puffs of cotton candy.


Bobobo sits on the ground drinking tea as the rest just blankly look at him with confusion, then he suddenly gets up and turns back into Van-o-Bo.

"LETS GO PEOPLES! WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME!" Van-o-Bo yells as a large arm comes out of the door and grabs everyone and pulls them into Van-o-Bo.

Van-o-Bo then drives off, but behind was Don Patch who is about to say something.

"Hey Viewers! We are having a little problem with keeping this series up! There will be about 3 more different characters coming up, it will be at complete random of who the writer chooses! SO BE PREPARED FOR THAT!! Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter cause I did! Byes!" Don then pops away and the screen fades to black.




Then suddenly Don appears on the screen grabbing it and throwing it around yelling "YOU DID LIKE IT! I KNOW YOU DID! DON'T LIE TO ME! ROAR!!" Then he disappears again.