it was a day after The mole had shown up. Flippy had moved back into the library, sick of hearing the sewing machine running at night. he, Cuddles, twilight and her five friends were at a picnic. the others were talking but Flippy and Cuddles weren't listening. they were arguing over Toby and Pewdie. again. "Toby at least has the decency to not embarrass himself." Flippy argued.
"well at least Pewdiepie has a sense of humor!" Cuddles retorted.
"well at least Toby plays more games!"
"Pewdie actually has a life, unlike Toby."
"what does he do?"
"spends time with his friends and spends time deciding the best games."
"what friends?"
"his girlfriend, Cry, his dog, Morfar..."
"he only has four friends? what a loser!"
"his Bros count as friends too, and he has millions of them! he visits with them almost every day!"
"i bet most of his 'bros' are actually trolls."
"people don't subscribe to troll. he knows, he's on the top subscribers list."
"Toby probably is too!"
"will you two shut up?!" Twilight yelled at them. "this argument is getting really old."
Rainbow dash rolled her eyes. "Twilight, twilight, twilight. you'll never understand. YouTubers are a sensitive subject."
"which side are you on?" Cuddles asked.
"Pewdiepie of course! he's almost too funny for his own good!" Dash answered.
"well I think this 'Pewdiepie' is vulgar!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Aw, c'mon Rarity! lighten up!." Applejack chuckled. "Pewdiepie's funny."
"if by 'funny' you mean 'horrid' then yes, he is funny!" Rarity said.
"hey, Cuddles! the basket is gone." Flippy told him.
Cuddles looked around. "oh my god, it is. must've been the ants. I've heard Sniffles' stories."
there was laughing in the distance. Flippy suddenly realized. "oh my god, not them. why them?!"
"who?" Cuddles asked.
"these raccoons, Shifty and Lifty. tried to rob me once in the past, won't try that again." he explained.
"i know them. they stole my mouse." Cuddles said darkly. "and my video games."
"oh yeah. when you came here all angry because of lost games it must've been them." Flippy realized.
"well, they're stealing from us now, why don't i just aim a gun at you and throw you at them?" Cuddles asked.
"it doesn't work that way, i have to not expect it." Flippy explained.
then Shifty and Lifty jumped out of a bush and tied Flippy up in chains that they stole from Applejack(don't ask) and gagged him with a towel that they stole from Lyra then aimed pocket knives at his face, that they stole from Pinkie.
"hey, mah chains!." Applejack exclaimed.
"my supplies!" Pinkie said.
"supplies for what?" Cuddles asked.
"nothing, bakery business." Pinkie answered nervously.
"did you expect that?" Shifty asked Flippy.
"bet you didn't, and you can't escape because we're not using rope this time!" Lifty finished. they both shuddered at the memory of last time they tried to rob Flippy.
"the cookie of all things..." Shifty muttered.
"look, i know you want to get away with this, but it's not gonna happen." Flippy told them, un-flipped.
"how the?...." Lifty muttered. "wait, that's a good thing."
"i got his wallet." Shifty said, holding a wallet literally stuffed with 1000 dollar bills.
"wow, you are freaking rich." they both said at once. then they laughed at high fived.
"that's not how you do it, guys." Cuddles told them, then Brofisted them. "do it right or next time I'll brofist your faces!"
they heard growling from Flippy, angrier than when he normally flips out. they looked towards him, his flipped yellow eyes had red glints in them and he looked more savage than ever. "NO BROFISTING!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Cuddles backed away with tiny eyes and ears laid back. "please don't kill me." he said in a squeaky voice.
"how did you get the gag off?" Lifty asked.
"i ate it." Fliqpy answered. "now, Cuddles, i thought i made it clear last time, I. HATE PEWDIEPIE!"
"b-but you're Fliqpy, you love jokes like his." Cuddles told him.
"i do, what kind of jokes does he make, I've just been listening to Flippy about how crappy he is."
"to keep this friendly for any kids nearby, i can't tell you, but you can watch on my Ipod."
Fliqpy grabbed it with his mouth. Pewdiepie was already playing.
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"a great disturbance is happening, sister." Luna told Celestia.
"i know...."
~~~
it was the end of Pewdiepie's video. Fliqpy and Cuddles were laughing, but the others were just staring, apalled.
when the video was over Fliqpy didn't even look angry like he usually did, he had a normal smile, he looked so normal that if he didn't have yellow eye you would think he wasn't flipped. "could you untie me now? I'm getting a back cramp?"
that qquestion was more shocking to the others than Pewdie's video, for two reasons.
1.he NEVER is nice to ANYONE except Jeff, Smile dog, Slendy and any other Creepypasta characters.
2.he usually growls all his words, but now his voice sounded almost normal.
this scared Shifty and Lifty more than when he was in rage mode they untied him quick as possible then ran. they didn't even pick up any stolen goods.
"wonder where they're gonna live. "Cuddles wondered aloud.
"anywhere is fine by me, as long as they don't bring Lumpy here." the growl was back in Fliqpy's voice when he said "Lumpy".
"oh well, as long as we all unite, if Lumpy comes, we can kill him. permanently." Cuddles told him.