How to Get Rainbow Dash to Rage

by xXQw3rtyXx


Trawlled

About 1080 stereos fell on me from the top of the dome. It crushed me, badly. "What the?!" I yelled out. All playing Nyan Pony, "Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan."

This was major animosity. I get trying to crush somone, but with something playing Nyan Pony? That was a new face of a murderer. I dug myself out of the carnage. The Ponyville that I loved and cared for, was about 200 yards to my left. It turns out, that the Ponyville I was in now was plastic. "I get playing this kind of prank, whoever you are, but this is a crime to the enviroment!" I jumped up, and tornadoed up all the stereos, and sent them all flying due south.

I watched the stereos fly far. Some of them were stopped, and they dropped, and something stranger, was that I saw a pony falling with it. I flew over at lightning speed, and found a pink alicorn with lavender and pink mane. "Cadence?" I gaped at her. I bowed at her hooves, and begged her forgivness, "please, it was an accident, PLEASE!" She stood up, and looked down at me, then smiled. "Its fine, I guess we're even!"

Even? Then It dawned on me. "YOU! I SHOULDN'T BE SORRY AT ALL! YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS, JUST TO ANNOY ME? I SHOULD BEAT YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND, but your lucky that your Twilight's brother's wife." Cadence just laughed, "That was payback for getting tomatoes in my face when you did the sonic rainboom at the wedding! YOU JUST GOT TRAWLLED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She teleported away.

I layed down, and cried, but not in pain, or anger, or sadness, but tears of joy because Cadence is just as cool as me, and I got a new friend to hang out with all day, playing pranks on everyone! "YUSSSSSSS! FINALLLYY!!! SOMONE BESIDES PINKIE!!!!!!"

I flew over to the real Ponyville, and everyone seemed happy to see me. "Whare yu ben Dash?" Applejack trotted up besides me. I smiled, and told everyone in the real Ponyville everything that happened.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned not to rage for someone's pleasure.

-Rainbow Dash