Chapter 7: Not really sure what I can name this.... I suck at names. (2/2)
Roger was running as fast as she could down the halls as she was being chased by five angry mares. Roger took a brief moment to look behind her to see the angered faces of the mane six minus one. She let out a chuckle before opening her wings and giving herself a small boost.
“Church! I think I might have to pull out my fail safe!” Roger said as she rounded a corner.
‘Huh?’ Church mused from her head.
“I may or may not have to play the pitiful act to Rino to get me out of this.” Roger said narrowly dodging a guard. “You know, quiet sniffles, teary eyes, and the sweet voice.”
‘Need help?’ Church asked looking at passing memories.
“Uuum... Yeah. Get a sad song or something.” Roger said as she jumped over a maid. “I will start to call for Rino alright?”
‘Uhh.... Where is the sad deparment?’ Church asked in her head.
“Try looking for Music/ Sad.” Roger said sarcastically. “You said the mind was like a computer or something... Just go off of that!”
‘Okay... I guess I’ll try...’ Church said hesiantly.
“Alright and I will call for Rino.” Roger said as she took a deep breath and yelled out. “RINO!! HELP!!”
‘Does this work?’ Church said as he started up some random sad music from inside Rogers head. Ever so slowly tears began to come to Roger’s eyes.
“Yeah that is working just fine! Now to get Rino. Where ever he is.” Roger said before calling out to Rino again.
‘If you say so.... Why is there a memory of prom here?’ Church asked.
“I was still a girl before the army.” Roger said sounding annoyed.
‘No you were a bi-... Oh right you are trying to fake sad. So it’s best for me not to make you pissed.’ Church said sounding amused.
“Good move fairy boy.” Roger said before calling Rino’s name again. “Augh where is he?”
‘Probably sleeping’ Church said going around in Rogers head before finding something funny. ‘Oh hello awkward section’
“Church I still have at least four hundred dirty memories if you want to see them. “Roger said slightly snarling. “God damn it. RINO!!! HELP!!” At the same time a door opening was heard inside Rogers head.
Rino looked around the corner. “Who the hell keeps shouting my name?”
Roger simply tackled Rino before getting off him and going behind him to try and make herself as small as possible and slightly whimpering. ‘Am I doing good so far?’ She thought to Church.
‘H-... How... are you possibly keeping in character... I’ve never seen a bitch like you manage to stay in character this long before bursting out and killing some one.... Pardon my french.’ Church asked in disbelief.
‘Ever gotten captured by a elite and needed the quickest way to confuse one? This is how. Be pitiful as possible and it will think twice about killing you on sight.’ Roger responded. ‘And what kind of crazy chicks did you go out with?’
‘You are one of the most confusing girls of fucking history... Oh and I dated a chick called Alison.’ Church said not caring much.
‘Huh... Must of been a riot at parties.’ Roger thought. Then she whimpered a bit more as the of girls got closer to her and Rino.
“Whats up with you?” Rino asked a bit confused before hugging Roger. Roger just pointed a shaky hoof at the mane five and whimpered a bit more.
“I was just playing a j-joke and they got r-really mad at m-me.” Roger said getting more teary eyed.
“Who in their right mind would get mad at you?” Rino asked shaking his head. Roger just whimpered even more and buried her face into Rino’s chest.
“What kind of joke did you do?” Rino asked slowly stroking Roger’s mane.
“A-all I did was do a small smoke grenade! I used to do it to my Sargent all the time and he would just laugh it off!” Roger said almost bursting into tears. ‘I think I am doing pretty well. Aren’t I?’
‘This is freaky.... And somehow awkward.’ Church said feeling awkward.
‘How is it freaky?’ Roger thought.
‘This is not like you... Just sayin’.’ Church stated.
‘Is it like a big murdering machine like Rino to be comforting opponent from a different team?’ Roger said.
‘....’ Church remained quiet.
‘Yeah. That’s what I thought. Hehehe... Puns.’ Roger thought.
‘You suck’ Church said as he opened another door. ‘God damn this place confuses me.’
‘Shhhh... Rino is saying something.’ Roger said.
“This.... This is not like you.” Rino said narrowing his eyes. “I’m pretty sure you would just beat them all up.”
“B-but...” Roger said looking up at Rino with puppy dog eyes. “B-but they got mad at me for a silly little joke! And I can’t beat up ponies! Not unless they are guards or Tucker....”
Rino just remained quiet before letting out a little laugh, he then kissed Roger passionately.
‘Ewww.... Although it does feel nice. Still gross though.’ Church said from inside Rogers head.
‘And you say that I am strange.’ Roger thought.
‘Shut up, a kiss is always nice, just had to see it from your prespective to see that it was a bit..... gross I guess...’ Church said more like a question than a comeback.
‘You have to admit thought. Kinda surprising for a guy who is always killing to be good at this.’ Roger thought to Church.
‘Yeah... Can’t say much about that.’
‘Oh go back to my mind’s couch. Or where ever you have been staying.’ Roger thought as the kiss ended.
“I’LL PROTECT YOU MY LOVE!” Rino dramaticly said.
‘Lol Wut?’ Roger thought as she tried to surpress a giggle.
‘What the fuck?’ Church said before laughing out loud.
‘Are we going to mock him about this later?’ Roger said as she laughed inside her head with Church.
‘Oh god yes!’ Church almost yelled with glee.
“....” Roger remained quiet in a effort to not burst into laughter while the mane 6 minus one walked up to Rino and Roger, whom was hiding behind Rino.
‘Hey Church guess what?’
‘I won a million dollars? And I can finally get away from blo-... oh wait that's already done except the winning of a million dollars.’
‘Nope. TWURLURGHT SPURKLE!!!’ Roger shouted in her head.
Church just remained quiet for a few seconds before laughing hard and loud. ‘Best name I’ve heard for that smart ass bitch.’ he managed to get out between laughs.
“Rino have you seen Roger?” Twilight said looking around. ‘How does she not see m-... Oh right. Rino is a 400 hundred pony.’
“No, why?” Rino said and asked at the same time.
“Well. She thought it would be funny to fill our rooms with smoke while we slept!” Twilight said sounding rather angry.
Rino laughed at that and increased his hold around Roger. “That sounds actually quite funny.”
“How is that funny!?” Twilight said confused. “That is very dangerous!”
“But danger is fun!” Rino said looking over his shoulder with a evil grin.
‘Something is a miss, be on your guard.’ Church said in a medieval kind of way.
‘Why?... You think Rino is planning something?’ Roger thought.
‘He might be... by the look on his face I’d say hes planning something.’ Church said.
‘He has... Well I know that look. You might want to leave later.’ Roger thought.
‘Well that was too much info. Better say to tucker so he can join you tw-’ Church said before he got cut off.
‘Church finish that sentence I will make you stay and watch.’ Roger threatened.
‘-o.... Shit.’ Church finished before he could stop himself.
‘You dun fuggered up boy.’ Roger said.
‘I dun goofed.’ Church muttered to himself. ‘Well I’ll just take my leave anytime soon.’
“How is danger fun!? The only pony that would agree with you is Rainbow! Where is rainbow anyway?” Twilight said looking around.
“I put her with Tucker!” Roger whispered to Rino.
“How danger is fun? Well..... That depends.” Rino said. “It might be cliff jumping dangerous, or flying dangerous either way... Done right, danger can be fun!”
“That..... Is a good point actually.” Twilight said a bit dumbfounded. “That doesn’t excuse why she did that! I don’t think she even had a reason!!”
This caused Rino to raise a eyebrow, since he had no clue what Roger did it for. He slowly turned towards Roger before glaring a bit.
“I was just trying to get them to join our game!” Roger defended still giving him the teary puppy dog eyes.
“Ta- … You sneaky-” Rino said loosening his girp a bit.
“Sneaky what?” Roger whispered playfully, but still giving him the sad act.
Rino then let go of Roger and stood up. “Shes right here.” Rino said, pointing at her.
“Blast! Foiled again!” Roger said almost immediately perking up. Then she kissed Rino before smiling and saying. “Toodles!” And bolting down the hall.
“Oh you!” Rino yelled before running after her, with twilight and the others who were confused as fuck.
“What... What just happened?” Twilight asked looking to the other girls. Then Roger came back and tapped Twilight on the nose.
“Tag! You’re it!” Roger said before bolting back down the hallway. Of course Rino did the same, in fact, where he was standing was a dust pony... Formed from all the dust that was on the ground. Twilight stared off for a moment till her childhood made her do one thing that went against everything she knew.
“Oh... YOU TWO ARE SO GOING TO GET IT!” She yelled out smiling and running after Rino and Roger.
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(Morning: 7:00)
After a long night of night of running, pranking, teamworking. They all called it a night because it was getting early.... But two love birds had some fun before sleeping... In a very intimate manner, then we had a mentally scared ghost afterwards. And also, somehow Rainbow forgave Tucker. I have absolutely, positively, no idea how she found it in herself to forgive him, but she did.
Now slowly, Rino was stirring a bit, with a pounding headache. He brought his free hoof up to his head and groaned. This caused him to accidentaly wake up Roger who was snuggled in to his chest.
“Mm Stop yelling.” Roger said waving a metal hoof in the air. “I’m trying to-” she let out a small adorable yawn. “-sleep.”
Rino just chuckled before trying to sleep again but his head would not allow him. “Ugh, god damn it my head is killing me.”
“There is aspirin in the bathroom.” Roger mumbled into his chest. Rino then tried to move but Roger was pretty much holding him in place.
“Uh... Roggie move please.” Rino said quietly
“Mmm nooooo....” Roger said. “Your too soft for that.”
“Oh come on...” Rino said more quietly.
“No!” Roger said childishly.
“Come ooon.” Rino pleaded.
“Noooo! My Rino.” Roger said holding on tighter now. Rino then proceeded to try to wiggle out of her grip.
He groaned a bit. “Oh damn.... my head.” he said
“If I let you go and get aspirin will you come back really fast?” Roger said looking at him with sleeply eyes. Rino just nodded and sleepily kissed Roger. She smiled and released him from her grip and let him get up. Rino then just rolled of the bed and crashed down at the floor face first.
“God damn it.” he mumbled.
“Stop yelling.” Roger mumbled from the bed. Rino then got up and sleepily walked over to the bathroom. When he got into the bathroom he looked around and saw a pill bottle, he walked over and inspected it before he saw the label. “Aspirin.”
He unscrewed the cap and took out two pills. one too much, but he didn’t really care. He just put the lid back on filled up a glass of water before grabbing the two pills, throwing them in his mouth and drinking them down with water. He swallowed the last of the water and put the glass down, he then stumbled back to the bed and climbed on top of it.
He walked over to Roger’s side and crawled in under the covers. Roger simply grabbed him again, but sadly she forgot that one of her arms was metal so when Rino left.... It might have gotten a bit cold.
“Ahh! Cold!” Rino quietly yelled.... Somehow. Roger just mumbled a sorry before Her metal arm warmed up a bit.
“Better?” Roger sleepily mumbled out. Rino just nuzzled Roger affectionately before trying to sleep with his throbbing headache that would disappeared in thirty minutes.
“I love you.” He groggily said.
“MM love you too.” Roger said as she nuzzled into his chest a bit more and sighed as she got comfy. Rino just snuggled into her before slowly drifting asleep.
But what they did not know was that... Somewhere out there, Wash was still hiding. ‘Wonder if the game is over?.. No they are just trying to trick me! Oh I will show them!’