Applejack tread carefully through the thick underbrush of Whitetail Wood. Her ears swiveled around listening for the slightest sound. In her mouth, She carried her trusty rope. One misstep would be disastrous at this point. A starry sound echoed behind her. She whirled around with her lasso ready.
Too late.
She crumpled to the ground under a mess of feathers and fur. Her limbs pressed to either side in the soft loam by an purple glow. Above her, a pair of mischievous rose-colored eyes twinkled down at her. She nearly burst out laughing at the excessive amounts of makeup on Rainbow. The pegasus painted stripes across her face, adorned herself with a feathered headband, and donned an odd looking pinecone necklace.
“What have we here. A cowpony. Trespassing in our forest.” Rainbow growled out playfully. She pressed down just hard enough to wipe the grin off Applejack’s face. “We don’t like trespassers do we?”
“No we don’t.” Twilight stepped into view, her horn glowing ominously.
Applejack trembled with mirth. Twilight painted camouflage across most of her body. If Rarity could see how much the colors clashed, she surely would faint right on the spot.
Completely oblivious to how goofy she looked, Twilight continued. “These ponies keep wandering into our lands. I wonder what they want.”
“I think I know.” Rainbow grinned and pushed her mouth forward against Applejack’s. She forced the orange mare’s mouth open with a savage kiss. She ran her hooves down Applejack’s side which elicited a muffled gasp from the subdued cowpony. After a rough few minutes, she pulled back gasping.
“I think you’re right.” Twilight snickered as she positioned herself next to Rainbow. “Look at her, she’s completely red and out of breath.”
Rainbow nodded and pressed a hoof against Applejack’s snout. “Keep her restrained. I think we need to teach her a lesson about trespassing in our lands.”
Applejack shuddered as the pegasus and unicorn closed in on her.
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Rainbow yawned and stretched lazily against Applejack. She glanced over at Twilight curled up on the other side of Applejack sleeping peacefully. “Hey AJ, we weren’t too rough were we?”
Applejack turned and kissed Rainbow lightly on the forehead. “Shucks RD, you know I can handle just about anything you two throw at me.”
Rainbow nodded and smiled. “Leave it to Twilight to come up with something as basic as cowponies and wildponies. She probably found it in a book somewhere.”
“I’m glad she came up with it though.” Applejack looked over fondly at the sleeping unicorn before turning back to Rainbow. “Oh and Rainbow? I didn’t learn anything. I might need another lesson.”