//------------------------------// // Epic Crossover Time/Chaos // Story: Feelin' Princessy // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// Vinyl Scratch had just finished raising the moon. It had become very easy, but then it was never hard to begin with. She was about to go to night court, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Ever heard of knocking?" Vinyl asked. "Nope. Anyways, I just got back from Ponyville, and now i'm really confused." Rainbow said. "What happened?" "Well, I'm not sure what kind of universe this is, but it's really strange." "Care to elaborate?" "Well, Pinkie Pie is a gypsy, Fluttershy is a cult leader worshiping some thing called the Smooze, and Rarity is with her. Twilight has a cousin named Nyx. Oh, and nopony likes Spike." Rainbow told the white alicorn. "Why does that sound familiar?" Vinyl asked. "I dunno. But this universe seems to be combining a lot of things. And there is something weird about the rainbow factory." Rainbow Dash said, noticing a bag of apple fritters on Vinyl's nightstand. "Ah well, fate will probably be cruel, and order unkind, and somepony is gonna get banished to the moon. Let's just go troll nobles at night court." This made Rainbow Dash brighten up, and she followed Vinyl out the door. Somewhere in the castle garden, there stood the statue of a Draconequus. The insane bass coming from the castle was so wonderfully chaotic, that the statue began to crack. Soon, the statue shattered, and in it's place was a living, breathing Draconequus. "Look out Equestria, Discord is back!" "That was too funny!" Rainbow rolled on the floor laughing, and crying at the same time. "Did you see her face? I didn't know it could do that!" Vinyl Scratch exclaimed. A noble was staggering around, trying to get the giant potato off of her head. Suddenly, pink clouds rolled in. Thunder boomed and lightning crackled across the ceiling. Standing before the two mares was someone Dash had never expected to see again. "Have you missed me, Dashie? I've missed you. And look at Vinyl Scratch, killing her little ponies with music. And I though I was spirit of chaos. Oh wait, I am." Discord said proudly. "Oh, hey dude." Vinyl said, waving her hoof. "Wassup?" Rainbow asked. "Wait, what? Is this a joke?" He asked, confused. "No, I was just saying hi. Is saying hi illegal now? I think I would know, since i'm princess." Rainbow smirked. "But you- I- Never mind. You do realize i'm going to spread chaos across Equestria, right?" Discord asked the two alicorns, which were currently playing with portal guns. "What are you even doing?" Vinyl Scratch was stuck in a freefall, while Rainbow Dash had two portals right next to each other, falling down through one, and falling up through the other. "You don't even care, do you?" The spirit of chaos asked them. "Nuh uh." They said simultaneously. "Well I can't enjoy this if you don't even care!" He snapped. "That's your problem." Dash replied. "Ugh, i'll be in stone. Tell me when you decide to care." He said, and teleported into the garden, turning himself to stone. "Did that really just work?" Vinyl Scratch asked, getting rid of the portals. "I don't know, but I think i'm going to puke..." Rainbow replied, and hastily made her way to the bathroom. "I really feel like that shouldn't have worked." Vinyl muttered to herself, and left the room. "I can't believe I fell for that..." Discord muttered, laying on the bottom of a cotton candy cloud. "Well those foals won't get away with tricking me that easily. They will pay. Oh yes, they will pay..."