//------------------------------// // Luna Shits A Brick // Story: A Whole New World // by Van50608 //------------------------------// Chapter 10 Luna Shits A Brick As I expected when I returned to Ponyville Pinkie had an awesome party waiting for me. Just this isn't like the last one where I got cheated on by a gay mare, No this wasn't going to be a Partay! this was an actual civilized party. In other words this meant very laid back, very casual party. The party started as any other Pinkie party would ,but today my heart just wasn't in it because of what happened at the last party, but I didn't want to be a drag on my friends or on anypony else so I decided to go outside and take a walk. Right as I reached the door a blob of Pink and cotton candy stood in front of me blocking my way. She said "Someone seems down in the dumply ump umps. Is it my party!?! Did I not make you happy?". Her hair deflated a little as she finished her sentence. This just fed my sadness almost to the point of breaking. I then replied " No Pinkie your parties are always great! But my hearts not in it today. I hope you understand". She nodded and she said with her usually cheery voice " Okie dokie lokie!". And slid away from the door to let me outside, though a certain orange mare saw me as I left the door. The air the breeze and the sun all felt just about perfect. I felt like I was almost at perfect peace and happiness with myself until somepony pokes me in the back and makes me almost shit a brick. Of course it was Applejack. "No" I thought I really didn't feel like doing this now. Well, now that I think about it I hate socially awkward situations so I usually avoid them entirely if all possible, but here there was no running not this time. I turned to see my former lover one night stander persons whatever you want to call her and she said "Van we need to talk". Those word felt all to familiar to me. Like when a teacher calls you over about grades, and when your in trouble, or even when someone tells you a family member has passed away in other words; Not good. She continued to say "I still feel bad for what I did and ahm sorry. And though ahm not attracted to stallions we still consider you part of the Apple Family". And what she did next was unexpected. She hands me a Stetson. It was dark brown, shaped just like hers, and it fit perfectly. I stammered "I don't know what to say". She said "I do. I love you. Brother". And we hugged in a tight hug for a good minute and she sniffled " Y'all better come down to ta farm for Applebuck season. You hear?". I said a long "Eyupp" and we hugged again and began back to the party. My mood improved, and my burden lifted we proceeded to return to the party in high sprits to see that it was really close to over and that some guest have already filled out. So we sat at a table and told stories about our lives getting know each other better and learning about each others experiences. "And that's how they dragged me down that hill in an office chair!" I concluded as the last guest were filling out. Apparently I had drew a crowd and the mane 6 and my friends were hanging on my every word and asking questions while my friends answered, mainly because I was to lazy. Problem? Though everypony wanted to hear more it was getting late and we decided tonight would not be a good one to get hammered so we walked home. When we arrived we were all pooped so we plopped down in our respective dens, popped a mountain dew and began our murderous streak in the world of Call of Duty. Xbox live enabled I might add but somehow there was a restriction that only let us talk and message to each other. Pretty crappy right? But hey it's better than nothing. Soon though midnight was approaching and we decided that we have had enough gaming for one day and went to our bedrooms. Unfortunately for me I was really tired and barely able to formulate sentences without it coming out as random mumbles. I soon as I reached my room with my comfy Pegasus feather bed and my fluffy dog, I see the Lunar Princess giving me a cold look and she said the words that frighten me most. "Van we need to talk". The only thing my brain processed at the time was two words." oh shit" I thought as I gave my hasty reply by nodding my head up and down. She said "Good lets sit down" and motioned for me to come and sit down with her. At this point I was so tired that I just started to work on impulse and yelled "Whatever I did I'm sorry! Please don't banish me or put me in a dungeon or banish me and put me in a dungeon wherever you banished me!". Of all the things she could do she got up and gave me a stern face then busted out laughing as hard as she could and yelled between laughs "Oh Celestia that's rich! I think I'm gonna". Then I hear a loud thump and then I look down to see a brick on the floor. That right there crossed the line it was to much hilarity for my extreme poker face. I burst out laughing as hard as I could while she began blushing and telling me to shut up. "Screw that" I thought and continued laughing with no signs of stopping. That is until she magiked my lips closed which effectively shut me up long enough for her to get back to what she really came here for. She said "Congratulations on making amends with Applejack" I tried to say "Thanks" but my mouth was still closed. She then unzipped it and she asked "Want to go to bed now?". I was just about answer until she cut me off and said "Fuck it Screw the rules I have money and tackled me into the bed".