//------------------------------// // ハズムリズム (Hazumu Rizumu) [Lively Rhythm] // Story: Pretty Little Ditty // by Closer-To-The-Sun //------------------------------// ハズムリズム (Hazumu Rizumu) [Lively Rhythm] (Japanese) “風吹いて木々もさらさらと揺れたら/鳥だって連なって歌うよ.” –Puffy X Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, “ハズムリズム (Hazumu Rizumu) [Lively Rhythm]” (Romaji) “Kaze fuite kigi mo sarasara to yuretara/Tori datta tsuranatta utau yo.” –Puffy X Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, “ハズムリズム (Hazumu Rizumu) [Lively Rhythm]” (Translation) “The wind blows while swaying and rustling the trees/But the birds join together and sing.” –Puffy X Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, “ハズムリズム (Hazumu Rizumu) [Lively Rhythm]” Hello! I’m Pinkie Pie, but you probably already knew my name cause I know everypony! And if I didn’t know everypony, then I would go way, way out of my way to meet you and get to know you! But enough about that, on to what I am to write! You see, after an itty bitty incident today where Twilight Sparkle and I were trotting around the town and having girl talk (oh, I just love having fun times like that with my bestest friends!), she asked me how and why I am the way I am. So then I tilted my head to the side and was all like, “Say what?” She then explained that she was curious about how I am with my personality and all that stuffs. I tried to answer her, but Twilight was saying things all like, “You’re not making sense,” “The logic you’re using is flawed,” and “Pinkie, stop juggling the fruit and put it back on the merchant’s stand.” She can be a real stick in the mud, ya know? Anyway, she told me to write this out, describing myself and….well, me being me! So, here I go. Writing about myself. Yup….explaining how Pinkamina Diane Pie ticks on the inside….writing it out….on paper…. This is so boring! Why did Twilight make me do this? It feels like homework that’s been double dipped in sour lemon juice! Bleh, I don’t what makes me me! All I know is that I just love to laugh! Wait, is that it? Let’s see here….I really like to make everypony happy. Like when I throw parties for them on their birthday, or when it’s the day after their birthday, or the day before their birthday. I also like to make other ponies laugh. I like to tell jokes and make them smile, it really makes me want to smile even more! Oh! And then there’s when I like to sing out and brighten everypony’s day! So, yes, I love to laugh! So, there you go Twilight! Hmm….while that seems like that’s it, I feel like there might be more to me than just that. Also, if I show this to Twilight with only a page written, she won’t be happy with me, saying things like “You aren’t even trying” and “Please stop shouting in the library.” I keep telling her that’s my normal voice! Anyway, another thing I like is the weather! Princess Celestia’s sun is super bright and pretty, but I do remember my mommy telling me to stop looking directly at it. It’s hard not to when it’s sitting there, tempting you with it’s shininess! Everyday, just seeing that super bright sun shining down makes me super-duper happy! And the clouds are fun, too! They hang there just waiting for the right moment to let the rain fall down onto the ground, and then I get to splash in the puddles they make! Ooo, it’s so much fun! And then winter, oh, I love winter! First the leaves of the trees fall down (which I rake up and then dive right into a big pile of fun!) and then the snow falls, in which I can make snow-pegasuses! I also really, really like it when I sing aloud and make music! It’s really fun when I just make up songs on the fly! And when it’s with friends, it just makes it even more fun! Singing aloud is just one small thing that makes everyday life just super fun with your bestest pals! I remember when I was a little filly, my nana would sing me songs that would cheer me up and cause me to giggle when I was feeling down. Maybe it rubbed off on me? I guess so, cause I can make the entire town of Ponyville join in one of my songs if I try hard enough! Hehe, that was really fun! But I do think that it’s just me who loves the music and singing. I also learned some of my singing talent from nature! And here is where Twilight would say “Pinkie Pie, you are speaking nonsense,” and “Could you please stop firing the party cannon at me?” But I am super serious about this! Just the other day when I was trotting over to visit Fluttershy, I heard the wind blow through the trees, and it was as if they were singing! And not only that, but it was as if the trees were swaying to their own music! It was such a wonderful tune, and then the birds joined in! After that, how could I not sing with them! All of us coming together to make such a lively rhythm and a wonderful song! So, to answer your question Twilight, I don’t know what makes me Pinkamina Diane Pie. I don’t even know what my middle name means for that matter! All I know is that I love who I am and that there is a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Maybe that makes me Pinkie Pie? END