Dang O' Ponies, I Tell You What

by LtMajorDude


What happened before the end

11:57 PM Before the end of the world

Dale is hiding in his basement in his radioactive suit with rations and supplies.
He is busy looking at his watch and smoking his cigarette.
He has a serious look on his face.

Bill is trying to go to sleep, rolling from his bed.
He is failing. He silently "thanked" the end of the world for making him stay up late.
He decided that, since he can't go to sleep, he should go to the kitchen to grab a beer.

Boomhauer also had the same problem.
However, he wasn't troubled by the end of the world. He just couldn't go to sleep.
He did the same thing what Bill did, grab a beer.

11:58 PM

Dale slowly narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth, ready for the apocalypse.

Bill looked worried. He bit his lips as he drank his beer.

Boomhauer just laughed to himself, remembering Dale's crazy theories.

11:59 PM

"Anytime..."

"Oh God..."

"Dang o' end of the world...Heh heh"

12:00 AM

A white light suddenly appeared.

"Holy..."

"What the..."

"Hey man, i tell you what Ahhh..."


"Ughhh..."

Dale regained consciousness, followed by Bill then Boomhauer.

They noticed everyone is staring at them.

Did I say everyone? My apologies, I meant everyPONY.

Both Dale and Boomhauer looked shocked.

Then they noticed something else...

...their hands (dear me, clumsy me) I mean HOOVES.

Both Dale and Boomhauer screamed in horror as they stared at both their hooves and ponies around them.

Bill just sat there...smiling...ear to ear, even let out a chuckle.

"Thank you Jesus Christ..." he thought. "Thank you so much..."


A familiar "BRWAHH!" sound was heard, surprising everypony from Ponyville.

Dale just smirked and chuckled to himself.

"Looks like Hank was wrong..."