“And that’s why Dr. Wily is a complete jerk.”
Rainbow laughed. “This guy sounds like he tries WAY too hard. Yellow Devil? Really? That’s just sad.” She wiped tears of laughter from her eyes, one chuckle short of falling on the floor.
“Trust me, the Yellow Devil is formidable. I just used a glitch in its system to kill it with one Thunder Beam,” Mega Man explained.
“Well, you sound like you live an interesting life. Have you ever taken down any gods, though?” Dash asked.
“Well, there was Sunstar...”
“Sunstar? Who’s that? If he controlled the sun, why didn’t Celestia take care of him?”
Mega Man let out a hearty laugh. “By Dr. Light, no! Celestia wasn’t in our world. Besides, Sunstar didn’t control the sun. He was a god, though. He wanted to destroy everything, but I stopped him. He even destroyed Dr. Wily to achieve his goal!”
“If he destroyed him, shouldn’t he be dead?”
Mega Man sighed. “You realize that Dr. Wily has somehow survived after I blew up his laboratory with him still in it, crushed him with a ceiling, and put him in jail?”
“Yeesh. This guy is persistent.” Rainbow Dash commented.
“Well, anyways, going back on Sunstar, for once I didn’t face the Robot Masters. Instead, I faced the Star Droids...”
Grenade Man let out a hearty laugh. “I’ve found something to blow up! Even better, an entire CITY!”
“Grenade Man, we didn’t come here to blow up a city,” Napalm Man rumbled. His voice was so deep it sounded like an earthquake. “We came here to blow up the PLANET! Jeez, try to keep up!”
Spark Man shook his head. “Guys! Focus! Metal Man’s been murdered, so Galaxy Man needs backup!”
“Mega Man’s a murderer, like we always thought. He’s caused too much pain to us,” Freeze Man noted.
“Then why’d we bring Sheep Man along instead of Commando Man?” Drill Man demanded.
Sheep Man was cowering in a corner. “Somebody help me. I’m on an unknown planet, and..and...SOMEBODY HELP!”
“All the other Robot Masters INCLUDING Commando Man were busy,” Crash Man replied.
“Just give Sheep Man a chance,” Yamato Man insisted.
Flash Man rolled his eyes. “Whatever. In my opinion, Sheep Man is a coward.”
“All right, let’s go! We should send out one-on-one to see who wins first, and if we lose at least three, we all go at once. Who wants to go first?”
“ME!” Grenade Man yelled.
Flash man scoffed. “Oh, please. You couldn’t take ‘em if their feet were glued to the floor.” He chuckled.
Grenade man blew a fuse. “Well...fine then! Why don’t you go after him?” He retorted, thinking he was clever. Flash man rolled his eyes. “Okay. I will.” He checked out his scanner. “He’s near here...”
Grenade man gulped. “Wait! No! I was joking!” Sheep man looked up. “Flash man..wait. You’ve been known to be rash..come back! Don’t do anything stupid! Wait for me!” Sheep man got up and ran after him.
Flash Man turned around and glared. “Stay back. You’ll die instantly.”
“B-but, Flash Man, you’ll die!”
“RIDICULOUS. I’ll beat him up.”
He pushed Sheep Man down and went off.
“Wow, Terra sounds tough!” RD said. She looked at Mega man brag and brag. She couldn’t help but wonder if he was lying. It sounded like she couldn’t beat them. And if she couldn’t beat them, he HAD to be lying.
Mega man gave a hearty laugh. “Yep. I managed to win by--”
He was interrupted by someone’s voice. “Hello, Mega man the robot destroyer. Or should I say Mega man the MURDERER.” Flash man’s voice rang as loud as the sunday noon bell. Megaman turned quickly to see him. “Hello, Flash man. I have no idea what you mean by murderer.”
“You...you KILLED Metal man! Really! No one can repair him now!”
“Of course you can. Just get him to Dr. Wily.”
Flash growled, then advanced.
Mega Man drew the Metal Blade and threw them constantly. Flash man ducked under one, and jumped up in the air to attack. Mega man threw another one, and he slid under it, matrix style. He froze the area to make sure Mega man couldn’t move, and wailed on him. After a few minutes, Mega man got out, he kicked him, then jabbed him in the stomach. He shot a metal blade at Flash man, and it cut his head off. His mechanical body fell to the ground ,but not before his head uttered, “...My...brethren shall avenge me...uhh...” Then it fell, dead.
Applejack grimaced. “Uh, I don’t mean ta judge, pardner, but, uh, that was kinda gruesome.” She shuddered. “Shouldn’t ya tone it down? There a’ foals here.”
Mega man looked around. Indeed, there were 3 foals standing around him--all gaping at him in horror. The first one to speak up was a regular pony, her mane bright red. “Uh...you ain’t gonna hurt us none, are ya mister?”
“No, little ponies. I’m just taking care of that villain.”
“That was awesome!” An orange pegasus said. “But a bit creepy.”
Mega man looked around at the publicity he was getting. “Ladies and gentleman, settle down. Settle down. I am only..your savior!” He yelled, raising his fist in triumph. The crowd cheered. “Wow! A hero who can beat up bad guys!”
RD was getting a bit more suspicious. Who was Mega Man?
Mega Man took the Time Stopper from Flash Man.
“With this, I shall defeat any other Robot Masters!”
The crowd cheered again.