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// Chapter 3 Lord Macintosh  
// Story: Discord's Experiment 
// by Red Velvet 
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Discord's Experiment
By Red Velvet
Big Mac Looks down at Flim. 
"Flim. I'm afraid your body is in too terrible shape to be useful to my followers."
"Please... My king." Flim gasps out. 
Big Mac grabs Flim's head and snaps it back breaking his neck. 
"I love having all this power. It's incredible." He says smiling.  
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Doctor Whooves, Derpy, and Shining Armor, walk up to the group of ponies led by Celestia. 
"They're back!" Lyra says happily. 
Cloudchaser frowns. "What happened to their hair?"
Celestia runs up to Big Mac. 
"Where's the book?" She says impatiently.  
Big Mac shrugs. "Change o' plans everypony." 
Big Mac runs up to the hill Celestia had adressed the ponies from earlier. 
"Everypony will now renounce following Celestia and worship our god Discord!" Big Mac says laughing at the end. 
Shocked murmurs spread throughout the crowd of ponies. 
Celestia stands face to face with Big Mac. "What's happened to you? What has Discord done?"
Big Mac nods. "This."
At that moment a BodySnatcher appears in front of all the ponies except Celestia. Derpy giggles as all the ponies start gagging on their new souls. 
"Who here hates Celestia and worships Discord?" Big Mac shouts. 
"Me!" All of the ponies reply. 
Big Mac nods. "Excellent. Now prove it. Kill Celestia."
Twilight Sparkle runs up to Celestia and bucks her i the face. Cadence bites Celestia's tail and rips it back. Soon all the ponies, but Big Mac, were attacking Celestia. All that could be heard was her shouting something about them being better than this.
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Big Mac walks into a tall white building in the very center of the world. The only thing in the building is a long white table with six chairs. In the smallest of the chairs Discord is sitting. 
"Good of you to finally arrive Lord Macintosh." Discord says frowning. 
Big Mac nods. "Where are the other four?" 
Discord shrugs. "One has not found her calling as a god yet, the Creeper Lord can't be trusted not to explode, and the other two are meeting me later." 
Big Mac smiles. "The six of us will be the gods of the new world."
Discord sighs. "I'm afraid we can't make all of Equestria like this." 
"Why not? You know that Creepers and BodySnatchers can't leave Chaosville!" Big Mac yells angrily. 
Discord smiles. "However," He continues.  "we can convert Equestria we just need one thing."
Big Mac jumps up from his chair. "What is it?"
"Celestia must use a spell." Discord says without moving his mouth.  
Big Mac stood there for a moment before responding. "Celestia? Has to…"
Discord nods. "Yes. Without Celestia you will be trapped here forever." 
Big Mac nods sadly and walks out the door. As soon as he had traveled a respectable distance from Discord he let out an extremely loud scream. 
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The Doctor sits in a puddle of Celestia's blood and picks up the goddess' horn. 
"Why couldn't I have become Lord Macintosh? Or I could have posessed Celestia and killed Big Mac before he had been posessed." The Doctor sighs. 
The Doctor stands up and walks over to Derpy. 
Derpy slams her hooves into the ground and frowns. "I can't stand this body! It's so stupid. Also I would've MUCH prefered to be a male."
Doctor Whooves leans in and kisses her. 
"I've no idea why I did that. It must've been something The Doctor wanted to do." Whooves shivers in disgust. 
Derpy sighs. "It's fine. This body enjoyed it. Even though I didn't." 
"If both of our bodies enjoyed it... maybe we should do it again?" The Doctor asks.  
Derpy shrugs. "Whatever." 
Big Mac walks back from his meeting with Discord to see Derpy and Doctor Whooves kissing. 
"Get off of each other right now!" Big Mac growls angrily.  
"I'm sorry, sir. It will not happen again." The Doctor says looking down at his hooves. 
Derpy smiles. "How did the meeting go?"
Big Mac pushes a hoof through his hair and sighs. "Celestia needs to perform a certain spell for us to be able to go to Equestria."
"But she's dead?" Derpy says sounding confused. 
"Excatly." Big Mac says smiling. "So I need to find a pony who can raise the dead."
"A Necromancer? Is there one here?" Derpy asks excited. 
Big Mac nods. "Flam."

To be continued...