Rowan's Experiences with Equestrian Life

by NLR Lightning Bolt


Prologue

Prologue

"Do you really think it will work?" asked the very skeptical unicorn while he looked at the open spell book in front of him that could barely be seen in the dark room. "Of course it will work, I have been working on the spell for quite a while you know" replied the well known draconequus after he had looked up from the brightly colored comic book he was in the process of reading, "Oooooo, cant you just think of all the chaos it will cause if Celly and Lulu don't screw it up again." The unicorn chuckled as he remembered the last time he tried to help Discord escape from the stone prison the princesses had put him in. "Yes I was surprised that they managed to catch you even though they weren't even connected to the elements" Discord scowled at the unicorn as he started to move to the middle of the room where they had set up a crystal pedestal that had several objects that couldn't be seen due to the lack of light in the room. "Yes ha ha very funny I would like to see how you would do if you were forced to fight the Elements of Harmony," Discord snapped.

The unicorn turned back to Discord who was still sitting in a chair in the far left corner of the room and looked at him with a hurt expression in his eyes. " Discord I'm hurt by your lack of appreciation for the work I've put in to help you get free from the princesses. If I hadn't of arranged the field trip to the castle gardens that the school went on in the first place, the three fillies that freed you wouldn't have even been there."

Discord stopped reading for a few seconds while he looked at the unicorn with a surprised look on his face. " You were the one that arranged the field trip?" Discord said while the unicorn continued to rearrange the objects on the pedestal.

"Why of course Discord you really didn't believe that it happened by accident did you? And you and me both know that I have very strong connections to the Ponyville schoolhouse," the unicorn replied after moving away from the crystal to look at the spell book again.

"Well then I extend my deepest gratitude," Discord sarcastically remarked.

"Well if you're done reading your book then I would appreciate it if you could shed some light in here I can barely see two hooves in front of me at the moment."

Discord quickly snapped his fingers and a small red were-light began to glow directly above the pedestal giving the room a red glare. The room was a twenty hoove by twenty hoove square with Discord's chair in the far left corner of the room and various spell books and objects scattered around the right side of the room, but in the middle there was a circle drawn on the ground and there was only the pedestal in its boundaries. On top of the pedestal there were three objects, a piece of stone from when Discord was frozen, a vial of blood, and a feather.

The unicorn was now clearly visible in the light, he was a light blue in color with a slightly darker blue mane and a dark cloud with several lightning bolts coming out of it on his flank. He looked over the pedestal and thought he was missing something. Discord finally decided that he should get up and inspect his friends work he automatically knew what was missing and flicked the unicorn's horn with his claw. The unicorn flinched in pain and clutched his horn while looking at Discord with a hateful look on his face. "What?" Discord asked as he put the chip of unicorn horn he had managed to break off on the pedestal, " You were missing a unicorn horn." "Okay but warn me next time okay." the unicorn said while feeling the chipped section of his horn.

Discord now had his turn to chuckle " Do you really think you would have let me if I had warned you?"

The unicorn glanced at Discord and then turned his head towards the ground while he realized what Discord had meant. "No I wouldn't of, but now that we have everything we can start the spell!" The unicorn said as he started to pace with anticipation.

Discord nodded and stepped out of the circle as the unicorn began to concentrate and sparks started to fly off of his horn. The circle began to glow a bright red as the objects on the pedestal began to rise. The stone reformed itself into a hollow ball and the vial broke as the blood filled the ball. The horn and the feather attached the the ball as it began the reform itself into the form of a very small alicorn filly. The filly was as dead as a rock but as the unicorn stopped the spell Discord rushed over to the body as began to inspect it.

"You did it. You actually managed to do it," Discord mumbled while he began to prod the body with his claw.

"Of course I did it," the unicorn said with a confused look on his face, "it was your spell after all."

Discord looked at the pony with a smug grin on his face, "Actually I made up the spell a week ago," Discord said while he inspected the body with his magic.

"WHAT?!" the unicorn yelled as he began to turn a deep red in his anger, "you mean to tell me that you decided to go with the plan even though you didn't even know if it would work!"

Discord ignored him as he saw that even though the filly wasn't alive it had all of the necessary organs it needed in order to live, it only needed someone to start its heart. He laughed at the irony that he was going to cause so much chaos with something that had the wings of princess Luna and the blood of princess Celestia.

The unicorn stopped rambling in his anger after Discord started to laugh and asked what was so funny.

" Oh nothing," replied Discord as he wiped a tear from his eye before he went back to being serious, "but we really should continue don't you think?"

The unicorn agreed and began to cast a spell that would shock the filly's heart and make it beat. After he cast it a storm cloud began to appear and it began to get darker and darker until a lighting bolt struck the filly's chest and its heart began to beat.

Right at the moment that the heart began to beat the door to the room burst open and a legion of royal guards scrambled into the room, but before they could do anything the unicorn had teleported away and Discord had grabbed the filly and through it into a portal that he had just conjured up but before he could jump in he was tripped by a glowing, rainbow-colored mane that wrapped him up and turned him to where he was in the face of one of the ponies he feared most.

"What did you do?" princess Celestia asked as she slammed Discord into a wall, scattering the spell books there.

Discord laughed and replied, "I have no idea what you would be speaking of Celly."

"Do not play with me Discord I want to know what the spell was supposed to do." Celestia snapped, growing impatient with Discord.

"Oooooo are we playing a game Celly! I really do hope It's a good game you do now how I hate being bored" Discord remarked as Celestia became even annoyed with him.

"You know very well that this isn't a game Discord!" Celestia yelled while Discord not to laugh at how red Celestia's face was becoming, " Now I will ask this one more time what was the spell supposed to do!!!"

"Ohhh, you mean that spell. Well I could tell you but that would ruin the fun of it now wouldn't it Celly' Discord said.

"I will stop you!" Celestia swore.

Discord looked at her with a smug little grin on his face. "Its already done."