//------------------------------// // Fritters and Blue Blood // Story: Feelin' Princessy // by Luna Plays Minecraft //------------------------------// Vinyl got banished to her room after cranking up the bass on the bass cannon to eleven. She was really curious on what happened to Rainbow Dash, since she started it. Wait a minute... She was a princess! Princesses don't get banished to their room. Vinyl Scratch proudly opened the door, set one hoof outside, opened the door wider, and ended up face to face with Octavia. "Princess Vinyl Scratch, what are you doing?" She asked. "Uh... I gotta go pee?" This got her a disapproving look from Octavia. "You have a private bathroom in your room, why would you need to come out here?" Tavi was not buying it. "Uh... I like the smell of the soap in the other bathroom?" Vinyl said nervously. "You have the same kind of soap." Things were speeding down hill. "Well... It smelled so good that I... Ate it?" "You ate the soap?" "Yes." Octavia face-hoofed. "I will have somepony bring you more soap, but I have some paper work for you to do, so let's head into your room and discuss it, alright?" Vinyl just got royally bucked. "I can't believe you did that, princess! Now ponies want you removed from the throne, and your student is having a really rough time." Spitfire said. "I have a student?" Dash asked, but got a piercing glare from Spitfire. "Well, who put the idea in their heads that I should be removed from the throne?" "Well a lot of them thought of it on their own, but it says here that this stallion has been spreading rumors, and even created an Anti-Rainbow group." Spitfire said, and Rainbow grabbed the piece of paper with her magic. It was only Rainbow's third time attempting levitation, so the paper was shaking and was kinda hard to read, but it all worked out. But when Rainbow Dash read the name of the stallion who created the Anti-Rainbow group, she narrowed her eyes. "Blueblood!" "So this stallion wants to have taxes cut, but that will have a major impact on the economy. There will be less money made, and less money spent. What do you think about this, princess? Princess?!" Octavia found that Vinyl was asleep, with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth. Octavia was about to get a bucket of water, when princess Rainbow Dash burst in. "Vinyl, wake up! We're gonna go kick prince Blueblood's ass!" She said, causing Vinyl to bolt up. "I'm coming! Sorry Tavi, we'll have to do this later. Bye!" Vinyl said, and bolted out the door. The two alicorns ran out the front doors of the castle in excitement. "Hey dood, watch dis." Vinyl said, secretly flipping off the grammar nazis. She spread her white, majestic wings, and took to the sky. "How the hay did you do that?" Rainbow asked in shock. "All I have to do is flap my wings and will myself to fly." Vinyl said with a smile. "I can't do that!" Rainbow complained. "That's cause you're not as talented as I, Mrs. I can't do magic." Vinyl mocked. "Hey, I raised the sun this morning, and I levitated some stuff. And you said magic is hard." Rainbow said, and flew off, with Vinyl following. "So, where is Bluebutt's house?" Vinyl asked. "Right there." Rainbow said, pointing a hoof at a big, fancy mansion. The two mares landed in the front yard, ignoring the sign saying 'Stay off the lawn'. Rainbow swiftly bucked the door down, and Vinyl barged in. Blueblood was sitting on a leather (What?) couch, shoving apple fritters into his mouth. Vinyl scratch grabbed him by the neck with her magic. "You little *BEEP*! You think we can't rule Equestria? We can do a better job than you will ever do, you little *BEEP*. You *BEEP*ed up little *BEEP*. Why, I oughta-" Vinyl stopped, realizing she had gone a little too far. Vinyl dropped Blueblood, and he fell limp like a ragdoll. Vinyl broke into a nervous sweat, and checked for a pulse. There was nothing. "So unrainbow." Dash said, shaking her head. "Hey, fritters!" She said, and began chomping on a fritter.