"Now now, Lulu... No need for crying here!" Discord clenched his talon and the Chaos energy dissipated along with the crying image of Princess Luna. As soon as the orb vanished the monochromatic maid snapped to attention and the tear down her cheek vanished.
Discord looked over his 'guests', plainly said, he got bored. "Man, Sillystia! How do you do it? You must be one of the most boring ponies in this forsaken land!" Discord slouched in his chair, "The throne job is soo boring!" Discord groaned... Then, in a stroke of genius, an upside down candle appeared above his head and set him on fire. The blaze lasted for not a minute, then nothing but ash was left where he once sat. It was clear to his guests that he had just killed himself. Alas, such hopes can perish as his lion paw grabbed onto the side of the throne. Discord's body, however, appeared on the other side of the throne with a laugh he stepped out from behind it.
As the rest of his body paced in one direction his arms hovered in the exact opposite. His lion paw and talon made themselves into a pensive position with the paw as a fist aiming upwards and levitated steadily as his head slouched down slightly. "Well... It's clear that you lot have to be the most boring bunch of souls I have ever met..." His legs then detached from his body and walked over to stand underneath his floating arms, "It's obvious that I must find other sources of entertainment!" He exclaimed as his legs and arms walked and floated in his direction, yet his body floated in the other, bobbing up and down in pensive pacing.
Discord's body reached the other side of the dias at the same time that his limbs did the other side, however, his body stopped but his disconnected limbs kept walking. They walked into the wall and appeared to have passed through it, only for them to reappear on the side that Discord is on. He turned to face his audience of a maid, Celetifart, the grey pony, the 'author' and you. His limbs reattached to his body and his talon pointed towards his audience. "Have fun dying of boredom in those cages! I'm going to go out and find some more victims of my chaos! Talliho!" He snapped the fingers of his lion paw and they disappeared in a flash of light...
Discord's body floated in mid air, his limbs just disappeared... "Some of the times!" He exclaimed as he dived into the floor.