//------------------------------// // Two Meatbags And A Robot In Ponyville // Story: Two Meatbags And A Robot In Equestria // by Bendy //------------------------------// All of Fluttershy's friends slept well, of course Fluttershy herself couldn’t sleep as she lay wide awake under the covers of her bed over the fact that these Humans had canine teeth, which meant they ate meat. She soon relaxed a bit remembering Leela saying "It is forbidden by intergalactic law to eat sapient species." and since that these Humans are sapient just like Griffons, whom were omnivores as well and that also had the same laws about eating sapient species. Sure, Griffons have been even known to marry other non predator sapient species like Ponies out of love, even if they can't biologically have children together through love making, which wouldn’t matter anyway as long as they both love one another. She assumed Humans farmed domesticated animals for meat just like Griffons, whom did it on a small scale, but mostly Griffons liked to hunt animals. She did fear however since these Humans have an intergalactic civilization, so they must farm animals on a far wider scale than Griffons have been known to. That said she thought Humans were angels when compared to the race Bender told her about: The Omicronians. Now they were truly a race of warlike savages, yet despite being warlike savages they had by far the most strongest military in their universe, which made them even more scary. I mean what race blows up an entire planet over a show they like being canceled? That said, surely not all Omicronians are evil. For perhaps there are some kind Omicronians that do not agree what their leader Lrrr tells them to do. Well, at least they keep all the other races from fighting one another by living in fear under the Omicronians' shadow. So in a strange, but not in a very nice way the Omicronians bring harmony to their universe. She knows this because Pinkie Pie somehow knew (despite not being told by Fry, Leela or Bender) that there's an organization known as the DOOP, which intends to unite all the races in the universe in peace. However she did say that even the DOOP won't even help you if you're planet is attacked by the Omicronians. The last thing the DOOP wants is a war with the Omicronians, which they would lose badly along with many planets being destroyed. With Fluttershy's worries laid to rest she finally had closed her eyes and succumbed to sleep. *** Meanwhile back in Fry, Leela and Bender's own universe the Omicronian leader Lrrr was sitting on a couch next to his wife Ndnd in a living room watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on TV. On screen it showed Previously on My Little Pony. "Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?" said Twilight Sparkle on TV. "But that's just an old ponies' tale." said Spike also on TV. "This show is amazing! If the Humans dare cancel this show I will destroy Earth!" shouted Lrrr. "I know, now shh! We must find out if Twilight Sparkle makes friends and if she defeats Nightmare Moon." said his wife Ndnd. "Indeed." *** In a less crazy place in the universe, deep in the sewers of New New York, within the town of mutants Leela's mutant parents Morris and Munda were sitting on a couch in their living room holding one another tightly with teary eyes while they looked through a photo album of their only daughter Leela. "We'll never see her again." said Morris. "We should have convinced her to leave Planet Express sooner." "Yes Munda, we should have." Up in New New York City in a filthy trash filled alleyway Zoidberg was rummaging through a dumpster eating garbage. "Mmm, delicious! Sure you don't want any Nibbler?" Across from the alleyway Nibbler the Nibblonian was sat against a wall looking depressed. "No Zoidberg, with The Mighty One and The Other dead there's no point, we are doomed." he said in his deep voice. "Nibbler, did you just talk?" Nibbler flashed his third eye making Zoidberg forget that he just talked. "Huh?" Zoidberg shrugged his shoulders then went back to eating the garbage within the dumpster. *** Back in Ponyville the Royal Guard were taking shifts watching the Planet Express Ship through the night, to protect the residents of Ponyville just in case Fry, Leela and Bender were suddenly to turn hostile. "Everything is going as planned." said Discord's voice that nobody heard. Surprisingly, nothing crazy or unexpected happened during the night. It was now morning and the sun's rays shined through the window of Leela's bedroom waking Leela herself up, Fry however still remained fast asleep. Leela was unusually lazy last night, due to not bothering to undress. So she merely put on her boots next to her bed, then made her way to the kitchen to meet Bender, whom was drinking out of a bottle of beer while leaning against the refrigerator. "So tell me, when did you start letting Fry shoot his DNA at you?" he said with a nasty grin. "Fry's bones are broken." "Well then, when did you start letting Fry sleep with you?" "When we were crash landing yesterday he confessed his love for me." "Oh. Why didn't you let him shoot his DNA at you after the opera and the whole Robot Devil ordeal last month?" "Enough with these questions!" she said angrily. "Fine, be that way!" he shouted. Bender stormed out of the room muttering angrily to himself. With Bender gone Leela made herself and Fry breakfast, which was porridge and Greek yogurt in two white bowls. Of course Leela had to carry Fry into the kitchen in order for him to have his breakfast, after all she didn't want him to spill Greek yogurt on her bed by mistake. Once they had breakfast Leela and Fry had a shower, brushed their teeth, a change of clothes (a copy of the exact same clothes) and did all other morning things you should do. Outside Bender walked up to a Royal Guard who blankly stared at him. "What are you looking at?!" the guard didn't say anything back he just stared. "Ah I see, you're like one of those British Queen's Guards. But what if I do this?!" he shouted. Bender zoomed his eyes out toward the Royal Guard's eyes until they were only an inch away from touching his eyes. "You know, I'm not gonna risk touching you with my eyes, cause I bet as soon as I did you'd kick my ass." With that Bender zoomed out his eyes back to normal, lit himself up a cigar using his left hand's middle finger as a lighter, then proceeded to walk around town. "Jeez, I hope they have cigars here?" he thought. But then he suddenly started shouting while he fell to his knees. "What if they don't have alcohol?!" "Don't worry we do." said Berry Punch walking past him. "Phew!" he said while wiping the sweat (oil) off his forehead. "Hey wait up!" Bender stood up and walked after Berry Punch. "Your assy mark tells me you're good with booze." "Oh no! You're not getting me drunk and getting me to have sex with you like others have done!" "……………" he said while he blankly stared at her. Bender slowly turned around and walked slowly away from Berry Punch He suddenly screamed aloud as he realized somewhere in the multiverse right now he must indeed be having sex with Berry Punch. "Damn you multiverse!" he shouted while waving his right fist in the air. "Only sapient humanoid aliens or robots huh?" said Lyra from behind him. "Yeah!" "Hmph! You're a xenophobe!" With that Lyra walked off in a huff. "Hmm, well I guess it mightn't be b---- he then suddenly shouted. "Nooo, this is crazy to think about!" Unbeknownst to anyone Discord with a pair of binoculars was on top of a high snowy mountain's peak far away watching Bender. "Come on Bender, do something crazy!" he shouted. *** In the Canterlot sculpture garden the statue of Discord was still there, yet there was another Discord far away up a mountain watching Bender. Suddenly a flock of pigeons landed on Discord's statue, whom dropped many droppings on him. "When I get out of here again, you pigeons will pay dearly!" shouted Discord. *** Princess Celestia in her golden chariot pulled by four Pegasus Royal Guard descended down from the sky above Ponyville to land in front of Bender, whom was smoking a cigar at the foot of the Planet Express Ship's stairs. "Greetings, I am Princess Celestia, and I gladly welcome you to Equest-- "So you're the big boss of all the Ponies, right?" She smiled warmly at him then said. "In a way yes, I am. But don't you worry, I'm a kind leader, who would never-- "Hah! Sure you are!" he said sarcastically with a nasty grin. He puffed his cigar blowing smoke into Celestia's face causing her to cough, then to angrily glare at him. The Royal Guard also glared angrily at Bender for his lack of respect for their princess. "I see you are quite the gentlecolt." she said sarcastically. "And I see you have quite a huge ass!" "There's no point in talking to you is there?" "Nope." Just then Leela walked down the stairs carrying Fry. "At last the less rude aliens." she thought. *** Miles away on top of a snowy mountain Discord laughed while he watched Bender talk to Celestia. "Oh Bender, you're so lucky I sent you to a parallel universe where Princess Celestia is compassionate with a heart of gold, otherwise you'd be dead by now." he then giggled sounding like a school girl. "Oh Bender, you'd love to help the Ponies kill all Humans in one of the Conversion Bureau universes, where Celestia is a tyrant. Perhaps I should send another Bender just like you there?"