//------------------------------// // Prologue // Story: Things you never expect // by Thorn buck //------------------------------// Planet Typhon Ladon Temple Ruins Kaptin Bluddflagg was standing in front of the giant teleport with a thoughtful expression plastered on his face. He had just witnessed his most trusted mek boy mister Nail brain enter the teleport, assuring it would work without any problems. " I have no idea if that means it works...OH WELL!! HERE WE GO! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Bluddflagg let a fierce battle cry as he jumped to the portal and vanished in a bright light , leaving the jungle planet of Typhon. ------------------------------- Bluddflagg was spinning. Everything around him was colorful and swirling around making the kaptin sick of his stomach. " I have used teleportars almost all of my zogging life! I should have reached the other side instantly after I entered that zogging teleporta!" tought the Kaptin as he continued to spin at an alarming rate. Then it hit him. "MISTER NAILBRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!" Planet Cyrene The Pit Of Maledictus Eliphas roared as he and his fellow chaos marines charged at the Daemon Prince known as Azariah Kyras. " Foolish Eliphas, do you really think that you and your pathetic henchmen stand a chance against me?" Bellowed the demonic voice of the daemon prince " Silence Kyras! You are an disgrace to Khorne!" Shouted Eliphas as he kept charging Kyras raised his behomoth arms to the sky and brought them down against the charging chaos marines. " Scatter!" Shouted Eliphas as he managed to dodge the attack, but some of his Heretics weren't quick enough resulting in them being crushed by Kyras. Before Kyras could resume his attack Eliphas brought his Daemon sword down skewering both of the Daemons hands, effectively pinning them to the ground. "Now brothers! show him the might of the Black legion!" Every single chaos marine unleashed a storm of bullets against the Daemon while Eliphas immobilized its hands.Kyras screamed in frustration and pain as the bolters pierced his skin. --------------------------------- The Chaos Sorcerer Neroth watched from the distance as the Daemon struggled against the legion. " Open the chaos portal" Said Neroth as he adressed his heretic servant "But lord Eliphas is still there" the heretic replied with uncertainty " Open.The.Portal" Neroth countered with malice oozing from his words causing the heretic to flinch. " As you wish lord Neroth" The heretic bowed his head and left to prepare the portal. Neroth turned his gaze to the battlefield and chuckled " Farewell Eliphas" ------------------------------- Something was wrong. Eliphas watched as a chaos portal began to materialize around kyras while he still was pinning his arms down. " What is that Idiot Neroth doing!?" thought Eliphas ,but was cut short when the portal begun to spin. Kyras screamed in pain as the portal begun to spin around him, he was already weakened by the hail of bullets and couldnt move his arms thanks to Eliphas. With a final scream the portal tore Kyras apart resulting in a bloody shower. Eliphas pulled his sword out of the remnants of the Daemon prince and tried to make a mad dash to safety before the portal would consume him, but it was already too late. Just before the portal absorbed him, he screamed his last word "NEROOOTH!!" 2Fort barracks The Medic was having a bad day. First he was killed by a stray grenade and to make matters worse he was just about to ubercharge the Heavy. After he respawned the Scout wouldn't stop pestering him about uberchargin a teleport and thanks to him a spy managed to sneak in and stab both of them. "For ze last time Scout im not going to charge ze teleport!" The doctors patience was wearing thin " Oh come on! dont be such a wuss doc!" Blurted the Scout "Why in ze world would i do that!? it serves no purpose!" "Wuuuuss!" "ARGH! fine but just this once" replied the medic as he began to charge his medigun " Sweet!" " Okay i am fully charged now give me some space you idiot" the Medic got into position as scout backed of to watch the events unfold from a distance " I feel like an idiot right now.." mumbled the medic " Cheer up doc! maybe the teleport will take you to a magical land of ponies!" *eye twich* " Ill kill him.." The Medic then pressed the switch and started the charge..........only to be immediately sucked in after that. SCOUUUUUUUT!!!!!!! Earth Kansas Mike yawned as he finished his assignment of the day. He worked at an shipping company carrying packages all day, but that didn't bother him since the pay was good and he had to support his family. Mike had the appearance of an average middle aged man standing at six feet with short brown hair,brown eyes and casual work attire. " I better get going or else Jason will be really mad at me for being late again" Mused Mike as he chuckled at the thought of his ten year old son wrecking the house for being late. "I'm afraid your not going any where mister Mike" Echoed a voice inside the dark storage room causing Mike to almost have a heart attack "Whose there!" Mike shouted as he reached for something to defend himself "Yes.. you are the perfect candidate to entertain me" The voice whispered trough the darkness Mike was sweating and his vision started to blur "Please tell me this is a sick joke.." "You decide if this is a joke or not mister Mike, but either way you'll still entertain me" With those words spoken Mike started to black out, but before he did the voice spoke for the last time "And so it begins.. do not disappoint me mister Mike as the others have" Equestria Ponyville It was midnight and most of the ponies were fast asleep. Well most of them anyway Twilight Sparkle was reading her tenth book of the day and didn't show any signs of stopping. " Come on Twilight I'm trying to get some sleep here" moaned spike as he tried to block the light of the candle with his claw " Just a moment Spike I'm almost finished with this one" replied Twilight without even looking at spike " You have said that ten times already" whined spike " Just go to sleep Twilight" "Fine.." Spike breathed a sigh of relief Twilight closed her book and blew the candles before trotting to her bed. Had she looked out of the window she might have noticed a strange glow coming from the whitetail woods, but she was already fast asleep. She had no idea what events would unfold the next day .............to be continued