//------------------------------// // Chapter 30 // Story: Heroes For Equestria // by CSFORLIFEFUL //------------------------------// Abandoned house, Ponyville Night. Josh: How long as he been out? Yuri: Um..thirdteen hours, I guess. Josh: Dammit, Kay. I think you hit him too hard! Kay: Oh, I'm sorry for putting a boot on his face! Josh: He might got brain damage! Kay: Well that's perfect! Then we can dump him on a river! Yuri: Stop fighting, please. Josh: Sorry. Kay: I'm sorry. Josh: Alright, I'm gonna go help Twilight with the damage control. Kay: You sure you don't wanna join in? It's gonna be fun! Josh: Look, you two got experience. Good luck. Josh left the two. Kay: Alright, lets wake him up. Kay grabs a bucket of cold water and pour it at Eric who is tied up on a chair. Eric: AAAARRGGGHH!!! WHERE AM I!!! Kay: Welcome to hell, asshole!! Chapter 30: Fun With Agony Eric: W-whattaya want from me! Kay: Nothing, we just wanted to make you suffer for what you did. Yuri: Da, Princess Celestia's orders. Eric: You two follow orders from a horse? Please! Then, without warning, a powerful punch hits Eric's in the face. Kay: You do not want to say that! Eric: THAT!! HURTS!! Kay: What are you, a pussy? Of course it hurts! But I'm just warming up! If I got a sledgehammer I'll be smashing your testicles with it! Yuri: I got something that will make it hurt more. Yuri punches Eric with a brass knuckles on his fist. Yuri: Russian brass knuckles! Helped me making men suffers for thwenty years! (punches Eric) AND YOU ARE NOW ONE OF THOSE MEN!! Eric: Please! Stop!! Kay: Oh my God! You are such a pussy! I haven't scoop your eyes yet!! (punches Eric's stomach) An hour later Eric is now covered with bruises and his face is coverd with blood. Eric: Is...is that all.....you got..... Kay: This is getting boring, all we ever do is treating him like a punching bag. Yuri: What are you going to do with him? Kay: I don't know, cut his fingers and make him eat it. Eric: No... Kay: Maybe shove his ass with a cactus. Eric: Stop...stop.. Kay: Or tied him on your truck and take a spin around till he piss his pants. Eric: STOP!! Kay: Hey!! (punches Eric) I'm talking here!! Can I kill him now!! Yuri: I got another one, it's a game, but a dangerous one. With that, Yuri takes out a revolver. Yuri: Inside this gun, is only one bullet. We'll take turn to pull the trigger and if any of the chambers is loaded, he'll be the one who die. Kay: I like this game. Yuri: You first. Yuri give the gun to Kay and he aim it at Eric's head. Kay: If he dies, cupcakes on me. Kay pulls the trigger but nothing happens, just a click. Kay: Sorry, no cupscakes. Your turn, buddy. Yuri: Da. Yuri pulls the trigger, but just the sound of click is heard. Yuri: Nothing. Eric: Please! Stop! Kay takes his turn and still no bullet came out. Kay: Are you going to cry!! Go on, cry!! You're going to die anyway!!! Just let it out!! Yuri takes his turn but still nothing. Yuri: The bullet is in the next chamber. He's yours. Kay takes the gun and aim at Eric. Kay: Well, it's fun seeing you in agony. Goodbye, asshole. Before he can pull the trigger, a chimera crash throught the wall, pushes Kay and Yuri away and took Eric away. Kay gets up quickly and tries to shoot the creature but miss. Yuri: What the hell was that?! Kay: Whatever it is, it's probably going to eat him. And I didn't get to kill him!!!! Josh, something got him. We won't be seeing him around again. Josh? Josh are you there? Josh! Dammit, I can't get him throught. Yuri: He's probably turn off his communicator. Lets check him out. Then, the two left the house to look for Josh. They ask a pegasus for help. Kay: Miss, do you happen to see Josh around here? Derpy: Yeah! He went with Twilight to fix Fluttershy's cottage. Kay: Thanks. Fluttershy's cottage When they reached the cottage, it's completely wrecked. Kay: Oh shit! Kay enters the cottage through a huge hole where the door is suppose to be. Kay: Fluttershy!! Fluttershy!!! Then, he heard a grunts. It's Josh. Kay: Josh!! Josh, what happen here?! Josh: Something...something attacked us... Kay: Where's Fluttershy? Josh: I-I don't know...It happen so fast. Yuri: Guys, it's Twilight! Josh: Twilight! Twilight, tired from running, fell on the ground. Kay: Twilight, what happen here? Twilight: It's Gilda....she took Fluttershy. Kay: Shit...shit! Shit! Shiitt!!! Twilight: I'm sorry...I tried to chase her down...but it's too late..I'm sorry. Josh: Kay, we're going to get her back. Kay? Suddenly, Kay got a headache and hears a voice on his head. Discord: You make me wait too long, Kay!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!! Then, Kay fell on his knees. Kay: Discord! I'm going to kill you!! Discord's lair Eric: Let me go you dirty beast!! With that, the chimera drops Eric on the ground. Discord: So much for having you leading my army! Eric: Look, man. I got punched countless times! I almost got shoot! Discord: Why do I even care! Atleast you're still alive! From now on, you will do as I say!!! And not bringing my armies to go die there!! Do you know how hard it is to build this army!! Eric: Gee , I'm sorry. Discord: Now then, we move on to plan B! Eric: Plan B? Discord: Yes, Eric. Plan B. Gilda! With his command, a griffon appear with a tied up pegasus. That pegasus is Fluttershy. Eric: That's plan B? Discord: You see, Eric, every man has a weakness. We kidnap Fluttershy, Kay will come to us. Does that answers your question? Eric: Oh, I get it, we kill the pony! Discord: Yes, NO! If you kill her, he's going to get you again and I won't be saving you again! Now you listen to me from now on! Eric: Urrghh, okay. Discord: Perfect. And you Fluttershy. You 'll be paying the price.