Abandoned house, Ponyville
Night.
Josh: How long as he been out?
Yuri: Um..thirdteen hours, I guess.
Josh: Dammit, Kay. I think you hit him too hard!
Kay: Oh, I'm sorry for putting a boot on his face!
Josh: He might got brain damage!
Kay: Well that's perfect! Then we can dump him on a river!
Yuri: Stop fighting, please.
Josh: Sorry.
Kay: I'm sorry.
Josh: Alright, I'm gonna go help Twilight with the damage control.
Kay: You sure you don't wanna join in? It's gonna be fun!
Josh: Look, you two got experience. Good luck.
Josh left the two.
Kay: Alright, lets wake him up.
Kay grabs a bucket of cold water and pour it at Eric who is tied up on a chair.
Eric: AAAARRGGGHH!!! WHERE AM I!!!
Kay: Welcome to hell, asshole!!
Chapter 30: Fun With Agony
Eric: W-whattaya want from me!
Kay: Nothing, we just wanted to make you suffer for what you did.
Yuri: Da, Princess Celestia's orders.
Eric: You two follow orders from a horse? Please!
Then, without warning, a powerful punch hits Eric's in the face.
Kay: You do not want to say that!
Eric: THAT!! HURTS!!
Kay: What are you, a pussy? Of course it hurts! But I'm just warming up! If I got a sledgehammer I'll be smashing your testicles with it!
Yuri: I got something that will make it hurt more.
Yuri punches Eric with a brass knuckles on his fist.
Yuri: Russian brass knuckles! Helped me making men suffers for thwenty years! (punches Eric) AND YOU ARE NOW ONE OF THOSE MEN!!
Eric: Please! Stop!!
Kay: Oh my God! You are such a pussy! I haven't scoop your eyes yet!! (punches Eric's stomach)
An hour later
Eric is now covered with bruises and his face is coverd with blood.
Eric: Is...is that all.....you got.....
Kay: This is getting boring, all we ever do is treating him like a punching bag.
Yuri: What are you going to do with him?
Kay: I don't know, cut his fingers and make him eat it.
Eric: No...
Kay: Maybe shove his ass with a cactus.
Eric: Stop...stop..
Kay: Or tied him on your truck and take a spin around till he piss his pants.
Eric: STOP!!
Kay: Hey!! (punches Eric) I'm talking here!! Can I kill him now!!
Yuri: I got another one, it's a game, but a dangerous one.
With that, Yuri takes out a revolver.
Yuri: Inside this gun, is only one bullet. We'll take turn to pull the trigger and if any of the chambers is loaded, he'll be the one who die.
Kay: I like this game.
Yuri: You first.
Yuri give the gun to Kay and he aim it at Eric's head.
Kay: If he dies, cupcakes on me.
Kay pulls the trigger but nothing happens, just a click.
Kay: Sorry, no cupscakes. Your turn, buddy.
Yuri: Da.
Yuri pulls the trigger, but just the sound of click is heard.
Yuri: Nothing.
Eric: Please! Stop!
Kay takes his turn and still no bullet came out.
Kay: Are you going to cry!! Go on, cry!! You're going to die anyway!!! Just let it out!!
Yuri takes his turn but still nothing.
Yuri: The bullet is in the next chamber. He's yours.
Kay takes the gun and aim at Eric.
Kay: Well, it's fun seeing you in agony. Goodbye, asshole.
Before he can pull the trigger, a chimera crash throught the wall, pushes Kay and Yuri away and took Eric away. Kay gets up quickly and tries to shoot the creature but miss.
Yuri: What the hell was that?!
Kay: Whatever it is, it's probably going to eat him. And I didn't get to kill him!!!! Josh, something got him. We won't be seeing him around again. Josh? Josh are you there? Josh! Dammit, I can't get him throught.
Yuri: He's probably turn off his communicator. Lets check him out.
Then, the two left the house to look for Josh. They ask a pegasus for help.
Kay: Miss, do you happen to see Josh around here?
Derpy: Yeah! He went with Twilight to fix Fluttershy's cottage.
Kay: Thanks.
Fluttershy's cottage
When they reached the cottage, it's completely wrecked.
Kay: Oh shit!
Kay enters the cottage through a huge hole where the door is suppose to be.
Kay: Fluttershy!! Fluttershy!!!
Then, he heard a grunts. It's Josh.
Kay: Josh!! Josh, what happen here?!
Josh: Something...something attacked us...
Kay: Where's Fluttershy?
Josh: I-I don't know...It happen so fast.
Yuri: Guys, it's Twilight!
Josh: Twilight!
Twilight, tired from running, fell on the ground.
Kay: Twilight, what happen here?
Twilight: It's Gilda....she took Fluttershy.
Kay: Shit...shit! Shit! Shiitt!!!
Twilight: I'm sorry...I tried to chase her down...but it's too late..I'm sorry.
Josh: Kay, we're going to get her back. Kay?
Suddenly, Kay got a headache and hears a voice on his head.
Discord: You make me wait too long, Kay!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Then, Kay fell on his knees.
Kay: Discord! I'm going to kill you!!
Discord's lair
Eric: Let me go you dirty beast!!
With that, the chimera drops Eric on the ground.
Discord: So much for having you leading my army!
Eric: Look, man. I got punched countless times! I almost got shoot!
Discord: Why do I even care! Atleast you're still alive! From now on, you will do as I say!!! And not bringing my armies to go die there!! Do you know how hard it is to build this army!!
Eric: Gee , I'm sorry.
Discord: Now then, we move on to plan B!
Eric: Plan B?
Discord: Yes, Eric. Plan B. Gilda!
With his command, a griffon appear with a tied up pegasus. That pegasus is Fluttershy.
Eric: That's plan B?
Discord: You see, Eric, every man has a weakness. We kidnap Fluttershy, Kay will come to us. Does that answers your question?
Eric: Oh, I get it, we kill the pony!
Discord: Yes, NO! If you kill her, he's going to get you again and I won't be saving you again! Now you listen to me from now on!
Eric: Urrghh, okay.
Discord: Perfect. And you Fluttershy. You 'll be paying the price.