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Rainbow Dash was crouched down when the metal door opened up, letting the sun spill in. Derpy right behind her, rocket launcher in hand, and their other teammates not far behind, they examined what they were up against in this assault. They saw Twilight Sparkle, now with arms and legs and bearing a resemblance to the sniper, (with the exception of her mane and skin colors, which remained how they were when she's a pony) quickly zooming out of scope, Applejack (Now in overalls and a rubber glove over her right hand) running by Rarity (dressed in a full body dress and balaclava, her hair dangling from a hole in the back), then past a level 1 sentry that she had set up, and finally past an enemy Derpy (who klutzily attempted to juggle for a hysterical Pinkie Pyro). Dash grinned. "Piece of cake," she thought to herself. She realized that her wings were gone, but she didn't care. She didn't need flight to beat these BLU posers. Using her new hands, she let an empty shell fly out of her scattergun, and began to run forward, right behind her teammates. The RED (Reliable Equestrian Demolition) team ran out of their base and towards the battlefield. The sentry, as well as a newly-arrived Cutie Mark Crusaders (who had been magically combined into one pony that looked similar to the Heavy) began laying down suppressing fire on the REDs. Rainbow Dash dodged bullets and other projectiles left and right, making her way across the bridge. She ran over train tracks, continuing to dodge the enemy fire. She doubled jumped across a considerable gap, firing a scattergun shot mid-jump. A rocket flew by her and fire came dangerously close to her, but she managed to avoid them as Derpy and Pinkie gave chase on the tracks while the train was on it's way. Dash managed to run across the track, just barely dodging the train that had temporarily sent Derpy and Pinkie to their maker.
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A short while after the battle, a unicorn (whom Twilight Sparkle had given permission to film the battles and interview the ponies) went to Rainbow Dash to find out what she was all about.
"Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you", said Dash a bit sheepishly. "I mean, do you even KNOW who you're talking to?"
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The BLU (Buckers League United) CMC Heavy was about to chow down into it's favorite treat: a nice, delectable sandvich. That is, until RED Rainbow Dash showed up and poked it with her bat.
"Yo what's up?" She asked coolly.
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"Do you have any idea? Any Idea, who I am?"
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The BLU CMH (Cutie Mark Heavy) attempt to smash Rainbow Dash with its fist and a mighty cry of "Oh, nada!" while Rainbow Dash screamed in terror.
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"Basically? Kind of a big deal."
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Rainbow Dash attempted to strangle the CMH with her bat while she was on it's back, it struggling to maintain its breath, eventually knocking her off.
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Dash flexed her new arm muscle and said "Oh, man, that's beautiful" and giggled a little.
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The CMH was ready for payback, attempting to crush Rainbow Dash's skeleton with it's fists.
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"You listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and sista? I hurt ponies" said Dash as she made a hoofprint on the camera.
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Dash nailed a heavy hit with her bat right into the CMH's crotch with a mighty "BOINK!"
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"I'm a force-a-nature."
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Dash let loose another swing with a mighty "BONK!", this time straight up against the CMH's head, forcing it to look up as well, following the direction of the swing.
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"If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
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The CMH, down but not out, reached for its sandvich in desperation. Dash would show no mercy. She quickly jumped on top of some nearby crates, jumped off of the crates and rained sweet sweet pain down upon the CMH, nailing straight in the head with her bat, sending it to its maker.
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Dash threw her hands in the air and shouted "WOO!".
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Dash decided to reward herself with a tasty sandvich lunch on top of a pile of dead weight and lard while sea birds cried out in the distance.