//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: Stop, Pinky Time! // Story: Equestria, What A Place. // by 254Ddubman //------------------------------// Not recalling the events that just happened Twilight then made her demeanor at a normal state, and asked. "Hey Stan. Are you still hungry?" "More than ever!" I said with glee over the thought of eating. "Well I know the perfect pony you should meet!" "Who?" "You'll see." Twilight said with a sly smile. It didn't really matter to me, as long as I was eating....I pretty much didn't give a crap. Twilight then trotted her way towards the front door, signaling me to come with her. "Spike, keep the library open while i'm gone. I'll be right back." "Peace Spike." "Alright Twilight. Bye Stan!" We heard Spike say as he waved us off. I wasn't very sure where we were going, but as long as food is involved... You just don't stop..Do ya? ------------------------------------------- It was also soothing to see the horses stares calm down, when I was walking along side Twilight. I had still had a couple of glances left and right, but it didn't really bother like the last time. I even started to get a better view of Ponyville while we were walking also, it was a pretty big establishment, for horses.. "So what do you think of our world so far." Twilight said breaking the silence as we were walking. "It ain't bad, I'm actually getting used to it...I think." I simply said looking around the town. "Really? Enough for you to stay a little longer?" Said twilight with concern under her voice. I was actually intridged by how much the mare wanted me to stay. She probably even has a little crush on me, how cute. "I wouldn't mind staying longer, but eventually..." I suddenly stopped and smelled myself, and then my nose traveled towards Twilight... We stunk like we just got out of a shower full of sweat. It also just came to my attention that Rarity brought me some clothes a couple of days ago, and I have yet to wear them. "What's the matter Stan?" Twilight asks observing as I was smelling myself. "Ummm....Twilight." "Yeah?" "We stink." I said not looking towards Twilight as I uttered. I then hear her sniff herself a few times. She noticed it also. "Y-Yes, Yes we do indeed smell." She said with a sheepish smile "But I'm hungry, and last time I checked you were starving." I then remembered the events that occurred during this morning, and the cereal I haven't gotten to taste. "Now which one seems important to you?" Twilight stated. "Your right." Is all I said before we continued walking to the unknown location. Upon arrival I seen colorful shop nearby we were closing in to. It had a fucking half-eaten gingerbread piece on top of the house, followed by other sweets with 3 lit candles on top of the place to complete. I have no fucking idea of why I haven't noticed it before, but I was liking what I was seeing. "WOW, Is this the place we're headed?" "Yep, It's called Sugarcube Corner!" replied Twilight pointing towards the place, introducing it as so. "Aw Man!" I said with glee over the sound of the name, I knew it was a bakery! "I can't wait to go inside!" "You sound awfully excited." Twilight chortled as we walked inside the establishment. As soon as we went in, the smell of all the sweets I could eat entered my nose. It looked even more cooler inside then it did out. I started to look around at all the sights that were edible. "Hey Pinkie Pie, Are ya here?" Shouted Twilight towards the back of the store. "Pinkie Pie?" I questioned the name. "Is that some talking pink pie or something?" "Haha, No silly. Pinkie Pie's one of my pony friends, and she also runs this place." "Really?..." Before I could even utter another word, a Pink pony burst through the back doors of the shop and rushed towards my way. And at the blink of an eye, I was tackled down to the wooden ground by the horse. "Oh My Gosh, Who is this Twilight? Is this a new friend of yours? Why does he look different? Why is he so tall? Why is he wearing clothes? The pink pony kept bouncing on my stomach several times before I could even get in a word. It was soon Twilight use his magic to get her off of me. "Why does he smell funny?" Was the last question Pinkie uttered after getting off of me. I was still hesitantly trying to breath after all that madness. Well.... She seems nice. "Pinkie Pie! Why did you do that to my new friend." "I'm sorry Twilight, I just love meeting new people!" "I understand that, but he just got through being injured." "Nope, I'm fine." I assured them while coughing repeatedly. "Just fine." "I'm sorry mister I was just so super-duper excited to meet someone new!" "It's Okay... I'm getting used to it." I assured her still coughing. Your so fucking weak, If that was me, I would've said "BITCH, KILL YA SELF!." then walked off like nothing happened. "What's your name anyway, mister?" Pinkie asked with concern. "It's Stanley Madison, But you can call me Stan for short." I said regaining my breath. "I like Stanley better, I'm going to start calling you that for now on!" As soon as she said that, I face palmed myself for even telling her my actual name in general. "You Okay?" Pinkie said, concerned that I slapped myself on the forehead. "Yea, Just a little hungry." I replied, now rubbing my stomach as it growled. "Well you came to the right place! Follow me to the back, and I'll fix ya something." Me and Twilight then followed Pinkie as she hopped to the back of the store. As soon as I went inside, I thought I was a fucking kid again. Flour, Butter, Mix, Different flavors of everything you can dream of was in this kitchen. I remember making crap with my mother when I was younger, Cakes, Muffins, Cupcakes you name it. I was a skilled baker, which kind of explains my love for food. NO. It's because your a lonely miserable Fatass! "So what would you like to eat, you two?" "I'm not sure yet, how about you Stan?" Upon Twilight asking that exact question my eyes shifted towards the chocolate cupcake mix. I gazed there for a moment thinking of all the possibilities of greatness I could make out of that. "Um, Stan?" Twilight asked again because I didn't respond to the last question. "What do you want to eat?..." I finally blinked my eyes in reality of the question, and bolted my eyes towards Pinkie Pie in flash and asked without any hesitation. "pinkie pie" I whispered to her. "ARE YOU READY...TO MAKE SOME FUCKING CUPCAKES!!!" I finally screamed with eagerness. Pinkie Pie's eyes soon became wide upon the question. "ready?... READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGAN TO DESCRIBE IT!!!" She yelled out also with happiness. Me and Pinkie quickly fist/hoof bumped each other before starting the madness. It was was then, all Hell broke loose. As I started looking for the ingredients for the creation, Pinkie Pie body's slammed a cupcake tray on the creation table. Twilight then began to gaze at us as we worked, with strangeness over the hype we had over cupcakes. I finally mixed the ingredients together, and poured the mix into the cupcake tray. Pinkie Pie hurried and grabbed it with her mouth and tossed it in the oven like it was a bomb, and set the temperature. It was then waiting time... Me and Pinkie Pie just sat in chairs as the cupcakes cooked, we both were in "The Thinker" pose as we watched the awaiting stove. "Um...Are you guys okay?" said Twilight, breaking the silence in the room after a couple of minutes, but we didn't answer her. Concentration was key at this moment.. "DING!" screamed the oven announcing that the cupcakes were done. We then went back in our insane state of mind as we got the tray out the oven...Hell, I didn't even use gloves. "PINKIE! What kind of toppings should we put on it!!!" I screamed, shaking her by the shoulders. "Chocolate Icing?" "Nope." "Vanilla Icing?" "Better, But nope." "Chocolate & Vanilla?" "So close, but no!" "....Ponies?" Pinkie pie asked curiously. Which we reacted in a awkward silence. "WHAT!? No?" I said breaking the silence. "THESE. CUPCAKES. NEED. SPRINKLES!!!" I shouted at her, making the mare aware of my favorite topping. She then nodded furiously with a big smile on her face and went to go get the topping. As I waited, I jumped up and down like a little school girl, heavily thinking about how the sweets will taste. "Here they are!" Pinkie Pie announced at a near by counter. She then throws the sprinkles container at me, and I caught it with hesitation. Without any remorse, I took the top off the container and started to pour the sprinkles on top of the finished creation. I then took a deep breath after all the eagerness and said... "Done." Pinkie Pie stomped her hooves with glee over the finalization, and couldn't wait to taste them. She rushed forward to cupcakes, and I abruptly stop her for going any further. "Hey Pinkie, Lets make Twilight the taste tester here, huh?" I asked her while looking towards Twilight. She just stood there this whole time, frozen by us working so... unusually. "Oh. Alright." said Pinkie Pie slumping down to ground in disappointment. Twilight then shook her head furiously to make sure she was in reality before answering. "Yea, Sure. I'll give it a try." she said, hovering a finished cupcake towards her. She was pretty cautious before taking the first bite, but at the shrug of her shoulders she went in for one. "Mmmm!" was all that could escape her mouth as she went for multiple bites. "Wow Stan, How did you learn how bake this good?" Twilight said finishing her treat. "Well, I had some practice with my mom growing up. After that, I've been a pro even since." I explained to the purple mare. "OH OH, Can I have one now pleeeeeeeeeease!?!?" Said Pinkie Pie hopping up and down. "Sure, dig in" I replied getting myself one also. "I think I'll have another too" said Twilight, grabbing another cupcake with her magic. ------------------------------------------- After what seemed like awhile, we all ended up enjoying half of the whole tray. We even talked for awhile about some of the past events that happened to me while in Equestria. "Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you sooner. If you get a place to live, I'm throwing you a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Par-tay!" said Pinkie Pie with glee. She wasn't as much of a hand-full like I thought she would turn out to be. "We'll see Pinkie Pie, and who knows. I might want to stay a little longer." "Really?" said Twilight with concern "I don't see why not." "That's fantastic, I hope you stay here forever and ever and ever!" Pinkie said rushing in for a hug. Twilight soon joined in also for the embrace... I could actually get used to this place What..... What happened to you? "Pee-Eww, But you guys still stink though!" said Pinkie Pie scooting away from the hug. Me and Twilight then looked at each other, and chuckled at the fact.