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// The True meaning of Gorebo 
// Story: Where in the World is Halo Man 
// by Chuckward 
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   Halo man was sitting at a table, sipping tea through his visor. He was a refined Halo, sitting with his legs crossed. Looking around at the devastation he had caused, what with the unconscious pony on the floor surrounded by rubble, he began to feel a bit embarrassed. Maybe he wasn't being fancy enough, this was a problem because he left his top hat in another suit of armor. Wait a second, he doesn't have a suit of armor, which means he doesn't have a top hat. Halo man felt like he was dying inside...

"No top hat," he thought to himself,"what is the world coming to?" suddenly Halo Man realized the true solution to all of his problems. It was so obvious, how had he never seen it before? The unconscious pony, the squawking wife, even the rubble. They'd all disappear in an instant if he just did one simple thing.

Halo Man stuck out his pinkie.

"Perfect, " he thought with his moist Halo brain," When in doubt pinkies out. I believe Steve Kardashian said that." Actually he didn't.

Halo Man decided it was too quiet, so he decided to break said silence in the only way he could think of.

"Anyone up for karaoke?"

Ridley, his loving wife, once again lunged at Halo Man to bite his head off, but this time he was ready. He leapt to the side and jumped on Ridley's back. Then he pulled out his DMR and placed three solid rounds into her skull. Ridley fell to the ground and died instantly.

Halo Man began to hump his dead wife. Suddenly he heard a loud moan, it was pink metroid pony.

"Halo Man!" she yelled happily. Wait, how did she know his name? She probably read his mind. Halo Man doesn't like having his mind read, it's scientifically proven to cause scurvy. Oh well, he'd have to go to the doctor later, for now this metroid had to die.

He lunged at the metroid, punching it to the floor, naturally he assumed it was dead, so he began to hump it into submission. 

"Ha ha, die metroid scum."

The pink metroid rose to it's hooves, holy shit, why is it alive? Metroids usually die after one hit, but this one is like a boss or something. Halo Man realized that if this was a boss, then he'd get something really sexy for killing it to death.

"I don't know what a metroid is, come on Halo Man, don't you recognize me? I'm Pinkie Pie.

"That's not true, that's impossible."

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

Halo man widened his visor in shock, how did Pinkie get here? Probably through satanic means, and he didn't want to be involved with any satan men.So he killed Pinkie,blew Facerape's head off and killed himself.


The end. I'm fucking done.