My Little Family Guy

by Fire-dance


Peter Did Something Stupid

"I know it sounds crazy but, I found a remote that will transport you into any show of your choosing," Peter said to his family while he was drunk
"I don't know dad, that could be dangerous," Meg said.
"Shut up I know that it works," Peter responded.
"I agree with Meg. A remote that can transport you into a T.V show, that's idiotic!" Lois said.
"Just watch I'll show you," Peter spoke up.
"The fat man is going to do something stupid, quick Rupert hide before you burn down in his idiotic attempt," Stewie said even though no one heard him.
"See you just turn on the T.V and find the channel that you want like the Hub for instance," Peter said. Just then the opening song for "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic" came on. "And then you say, I want to go into the T.V 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic'"
Just then a voice came from the remote saying "Teleportation to "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic". Then there was a bright blue light and when the light was out, they were surrounded by ponies.
***
Twilight Sparkle and Spike saw the blue light and then saw five ponies and a dragon standing next to one another looking amazed and bewildered at the same time. Two were unicorns and the three others were earth ponies. All the ponies in Pony-Ville seemed to be looking at the family.

"Holly crap Peter it worked! One of your idiotic ideas actually worked," Said the dragon to a pudgy white colt with a cider cup filled with cider as a cutie mark.
"Even I thought this wasn't going to work, but it did!" the one who seemed to be Peter replied.
Twilight Sparkle watched the ponies trying to figure out where they were.
"Spike, write a letter to Princess Celestia telling her what happened," Twilight whispered to Spike.
"I'll get right on it," Spike said and rushed home to tell the Princess. Twilight walked up to the ponies to try and see who they were.

"My name is Twilig..."
"Ha! Egghead!" Peter said cutting off Twilight Sparkle.
"Peter! How could you say that?!" An aqua colored mare said. She had a purse as a cutie mark and an orange mane.
"Well only eggheads began with that sentence and she looks like an egghead. All perfect and unicornie."
"I'm so sorry. Please forgive my husband," the aqua colored one said to Twilight.
"That's fine. My friend used to call me that. I just like books. What's the harm in that?" Twilight responded.
"Ha! Egghead!" Peter said.
"Well this is my daughter Meg, my son Chris and are baby Stewie." There was a hot pink mare with a brown mane and glasses as a cutie mark(Meg), then there was a blue colt with blond mane and a pencil drawing something as a cutie mark(Chris) and then there was a yellow colt with a red diaper and three black strands as a mane(Stewie).
"So... when do we stop hanging out with the egghead?" Peter asked.
"PETER!"Lois said.
"I see that we have new members in our kingdom," Said a voice from behind the crowd.
"Princess Celestia! I didn't expect you to come, I just wanted to let you know what happened," Twilight said.
"Ha! The princess is a cake troll!" Peter said.
"PETER! Stop doing that!" Lois said for the millionth time. "This is just like that time you broke Joe's parrot."
"Well, come with me to my castle and tell me how you came here," Princess Celestia said.
After they left Twilight went to her house to see how Spike was doing.
"How did they come here? Do you know?" Spike asked.
"I don't know. Princess Celestia toke them to her castle before I could ask," Twilight replied.

Twilight Sparkle looked for a book about ponies appearing out of thin air. There was one about a transporting device but nothing else. Twilight went to lie down on her bed and she was sitting next to an open window.

"Ha! Egghead! I know she was an egghead!"
"PETER!"
Twilight Sparkle went to the window and saw Peter standing underneath her window.
"Egghead."

"I'm going to have a hard time getting used to those ponies," Twilight said. "Let me see what it says about transporting ponies."
***
"I thought I was fatter then this," Peter said to Lois.
"That's not what you should be worried about," Lois said
"I know but I loved my fat like you love shopping."
"I don't love shopping!"
"If you don't love shopping then why is it your special talent," Chris said. "I mean hey look colorful ponies!"
"Why did you pick this place dad? Why couldn't you pick something else?" Meg said.
"Shut up, Meg!" Peter said.
"Do you guys even care that I'm sitting here in my feces," Stewie said.
"Your dad was drunk and he picked at random," Lois said. "I would have preferred a different show but your brothers seem to enjoy it."
Chris was a unicorn and was using his magic to levitate Stewie.

"Blast! Put me down you imbecile! Why can't I have magic?!" Stewie said.
"Isn't this fun Stewie?" Chris asked.
"That's what you get for being an ass to me all those years!" Brian said
Just then a blue alicorn came into the room.
"My sister Princess Celestia could not come so I will see why you came here. My name is Princess Luna," She said.
"Ha! Lame background pony who barely gets any lines," Peter said.