//------------------------------// // chapter 14 Lost? // Story: A Behemoth in Equestria (cancelled) // by Fanskapet //------------------------------// "What did you do to Rainbow Dash?!!" Twilight shouted as she saw the limp body of Dash in vilefors big purple hand. "It`s not my fault! she asked for a high hoof and I be damned if I didn`t give her the best high hoof in her rainbow maned life, and for that matter isn`t her name Dashie?" Vilefor said pointing towards the unconcious Dashie in his hand. "Well we have to give him some credit, I mean look at what he managed to do, Dashie has managed to crash into trees, rocks, mountainsides and who knows what else and here doublecorn just gives a high hoof and manages to knock her out." Pinkie said giving him a salute and a tap on the shoulder. "Thank you pink one, also how did you reach my shoulder?" "Pinkie don`t encourage him." Twilight said frowning at them both. "*Sigh* fine bad doublecorn, no! no! don`t high hoof ponies, aunt Pinkie is very dissapointed at you." Pinkie said slapping his other hand with every no. "W-well I didn`t mean for her to get hurt, and and w-well." Vilefor said slumping down a bit, lazily scratching the ground with a claw, before blinking a few times. "The hell am I doing? she asked for a high hoof I give high hoof, why should I feel bad for something someone wanted?" "Ahem somepony." Pinkie said as she trotted back towards Twilight. ".....right, so what do we do with dashie?" Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the mare, shaking his head and waving dashie around. "Stop waving her around! okay now she has probably a concussion, so put her on your back until we can reach Sweet Apple Acres okay? and Pinkie you get up there too." Twilight said pointing a hoof towards Dash, Pinkie and Vilefor. "Fine just use me like some kind of horse." Vilefor said as they begun to climb on top of him. "Hey wait, you getting on too?" He said as Twilight climbed up too. "Well somepony has to check on Rainbow Dash as we walk." Twilight said shaking her head. "Fine just get up so we can get this over with." He said with a sigh as the mares got comfortable on his back. "Hey your fin is kinda soft and hard at the same time, mind if we put Dashie on it?" Pinkie asked pushing on it with her hooves. "Suuure just do it so we get back to the farm." Vilefor said with a sigh. "Okie dokie." "Okay we are all sitting comfortable here, now lets move." Twilight said patting vilefor on the back. "Right I`m on it." Vilefor said as he stood up. "..........." "............." "............." "He`s not moving." Pinkie whispered as she leaned closer to Twilight. "I noticed, hey Vilefor why aren`t you moving?" Twilight said poking Vilefors head with a hoof. "Because you didn`t give me a direction." "Just head toward Sweet Apple Acres." "..............................nnnuungh." Vilefor sighed. "What?" "I know the damn target, but which direction do we, I mean I go?" He growled. "Oh that`s easy, we just head...towards.........." Twilight said looking around where they were, before hanging her head in defeat. "We are lost aren`t we?" Vilefor asked, getting only a frustated sigh in response. "How could we loose track of where we were if we barely moved?" Vilefor said as he looked around where he stood. "Why not look for footprints? you probably left some big ones." Twilight said pointing behind Vilefor. "Really? why didn`t I think about that?" Vilefor said turning around and bringing his head close to the ground. "Do you see anything?" Twilight asked as she got up on his head to get a better look. "Well I can see someone standing on my head." He said looking up at Twilights face. "Concentrate Vilefor." "Fine, no I don`t see any tracks at all, like we never walked here at all." Vilefor said feeling around on the ground with a big hand. "That`s weird." "You don`t say?" "Do you have to be that way?" Twilight said frowning at Vilefor. "Nope, and why is the pink one so quiet?" Vilefor asked as he tried to turn his head so he could see all 3 ponies on his back. "Zzzzzzzzz gumdrops and icecream zzzzzz." "Ah..............so what do we do now?" He asked as he looked up at Twilight. "Well i could try a compass spell." "Good you get on that while I take a nap." Vilefor said yawning and laying himself down on his stomach.