RvB: Friendship... Sucks.

by Alphadud

Another split.... Sucks so bad. (1/2)

Now that both Twilight and the others (including Princess Luna) had gotten their questions answered. They were thinking of the next move they could make, like to throw them in jail or banish them... Or maybe study throw them in jail and study their weaponry and technology.... Or something like that.

“So what should we do now?” Twilight asked as she tilted her head a little to the left.

“I say we banish them!” Luna exclamied as she pointed a hoof at Rino’s and Tucker’s door.

At this point Rainbow Dash thought it was a good idea to intervene.

“No! Don’t do that! They have not done any thing bad!” Rainbow said as she flew in between Luna and Twilight.

“Since when does blowing up a lake filled with fish and robbing a store not count as bad?” Twilight asked as she raised a eyebrow.

“U-Uh....” Rainbow spurted out as she went in to thinking mode for a few seconds. “Since now?”

“That makes no sense!” Twilight yelled before putting a hoof in front of her mouth. She nervously looked at both Roger’s and Rino’s rooms before swallowing and giggling nervously.

“That was c-” Was all that she managed to say before Rino burst out of his room. Completely ignoring the fact that the door was locked to keep him inside.

“Alright, who the fuck said that?” He said with a growl.

Everypony in the room pointed at Twilight, who just pointed at Rainbow Dash. Rino ignored everyone and looked at Tucker.

“Get the fuck back in side, I want to sleep... After a beer.” Rino groggily said as he walked out of his room and started half stumbling walking towards the fridge down the hall. When he got to the fridge he opened it and rummaged around in it. After a few short seconds he realized a vital thing.

“Shit, Roger still have all the booze.” He said to himself before shutting the fridge. He stumbled back to where Roger had her room. He stood at the door for a few second before looking back and saw that Luna, Twilight and all of the others still sat there and bated a eye brow at Rino, except for rainbow who was staring for a different reason. He promptly flipped off all of them before trying to open the door.

He soon found out that it was locked but did not give a fuck, in fact he rammed the door twice before it was flung opened with him landing next Roger on the bed.

“Okay Tucker if that’s you, you're not gonna have jugular vain.” Roger said sitting up and looking to her left. “Rino? Why are you on my bed? And laying on top of Donut?”

Rino just moved one of his legs and pushed donut down on the floor. Then he moved his head to his right.

“You actually got my beer and all that crap.... But now I’m too tierd to give a fuck.” Rino said as he moved his head back so he had his face buried in the pillow.

“Well fine, but put Donut back on the bed. If he wakes up on the floor we are never gonna hear the end of it.” Roger said just laying back down. “Huh.... A blue in bed with a Red. Never thought that would happen.”

Rino then sprawled out and some how managed to hug Roger.

“Did you say pick up Donut?” Rino said very groggily.

“Yes... And why are you hugging me?” Roger said more curious than uncomfortable. “But seriously pick Donut up. I don’t want to deal with a pissed off pink pony.... Spartan... Guy.”

“Fukkin teddy bears, so soft... I love’em” Rino said as he was half sleeping.

“Rino, I am not a teddy bear and your still.. Oh forget it I’ll get him.” Roger said groggily as she began to sit up.

“Bleeh!” Rino said when Roger sat up. He let her go and kept sprawling out on her bed.

“Shit... I was here for the booze but I’m sleeping here instead. None of that Tucker snor-” Rino said before he fell asleep.

“Right....” Roger said while shaking her head. She walked over and picked Donut up before walking back to the bed and putting him next to Rino, who promptly grabbed him and mumbled something about a metallic teddy bear. “Now... To sleep.”

Roger then looked out of the door and saw that the ponies still were there... And Tucker was back in his bed sleeping. You could faintly hear him mumble something about “That’s my kid.” Roger just shook her head, and grabbed the handle before nodding to the ponies.

“G’night.” She said before slamming the door shut and walking back to the bed and just flopping face down onto the bed. A few moments later she felt something grab a hold of her again.

“Freakin soft things.... Why can’t I resist them....” Rino spoke in his sleep.

“Rino.... Oh forget it.” Roger said just laying back down. “I swear if he gets morning wood I am going to throw him out the window with a plasma grenade attached to him.”

Roger shifted a bit in Rino’s grip before laying her head aback down on the pillows. She looked at Rino a few seconds before thinking. ‘I wonder...... Should I?.... He is asleep.... Ah to hell with it why not.’

She sat up a bit before moving her face a bit closer to his before planting her soft lips lips on his. At that moment, Rainbow Dash came bursting through the door. At first she was angry but then she had a look of disbelief on her face.

“....... WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?” Rainbow Dash yelled out as she saw what Roger and Rino were doing.

“What does it look like spectrum head?” Roger said looking up at her and smirking.

“It... Ge-.. Yo-.. GAAAAH!!!” Rainbow said before flying out the door.

Roger just sat there with confusion plastered all over her face, after a few short seconds she went back to normal and took of her sleeveless shirt and her pants, leaving her in her bra and panties, which happened to be blood red.

“Why are these room so freaking hot?” Roger said throwing the clothes to the side before laying back down.

“BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!” Tucker yelled in his sleep. Roger just groaned before looking to her left.

‘Why is Rino, so hot?’ She thought before looking at him and biting her lip and slowly falling asleep.

Church was standing on top of Blue base looking over the landscape with his rifle as he tried to spot where they were going to come out.

“Where the hell did they go?” He asked as he looked over the hills through his sniper scope.

“Who went where?” Caboose asked Church while looking at him. “I think Rino is in love with that purple thing of his.”

“What? That weapon that is a alien thingy, Tucker’s sword?” Church said looking at Caboose before looking back through the scope.

“No. That big purple thing of his. He carries it on his back and strokes it with a cloth.” Caboose said looking over the hills towards red base. “Do you think that Tucker and Rino will come back?” Caboose gave out a small gasp. “Do you think they got..... Captured?”

“Don’t be stupid, there is no way that they could have been captured..... Or could they have been?” Church said as he lowered his sniper and looked at Caboose.

“I bet they were captured by a dragon.... That is the only way Rino could be captured because he is so tough.” Caboose said looking to Church.

“Don’t be fuckin’ absurd! There is no fucking way the Reds could have a dragon.” Church said as he looked at Caboose with a glare through his visor.

“You never know Church. You never know.” Caboose said looking up into the sky.

Church just kept glaring at Caboose before going back to trying to see if Rino and Tucker were coming back out of the teleporter. That’s when someone shouted from the ground

“Is anyone home?!” A unknown voice.

“Yes!... We are home! Wait.. Unless your a red. Then we are not home.” Caboose yelled back.

“So that means you are here. Alright I’m coming up!” The voice said as he walked around the side of the base and climbed up the ramp. Church looked to the ramp and saw that a Grey with yellow stripes, walked up the ramp.

Church lowered his sniper and turned to face him whilst Caboose on the other hand kept facing forward.

“Hello person!” Caboose said before giving a small wave.

“Uh.... Hi.” The Grey one said. “My name is Agent Washington from Command, I was sent here to get the Soldiers Rino and Roger back. Command sent them to the wrong locations...”

“Oh, Rino is over at the Red base trying to get Tucker and not let him get hurt by the girl.” Caboose said. “Also he says that she is really pretty.”

“Yeah.... But they have not come back yet... I have no idea where they are.” Church said as he looked at Washington.

“I think they got kidnapped by a dragon.” Caboose stated.

“What?” Agent Washington asked.

“They were captured by a dragon! A big, flying, angry dragon that the reds used mind control on!” Caboose exclaimed.

“Caboose shut the fuck up.” Church said. “Anyway, Rino and the the other guys went throught the teleporter and uh.... Never came out again.”

“You said they were having a tea party and then left.” Caboose said. “And then you said I have no concept ‘sarcnisim’.”

“It’s pronounced sarcasm Caboose and you’re a dumb ass.... Wait what do you mean they were sent to the wrong place?” Church asked with a eyebrow raised behind his helmet.

“Yeah, they were supposed to go elsewhere.... Command got their reports and saw that someone had changed for them to go here... Without them knowing.” Wash explained.

“So they were miss.... Placed?” Caboose said almost questioningly.

“Yes.... Yes they were.” Wash said nodding slowly.

“I KNEW IT!” Caboose yelled out.

Church just groaned and said “Come on I’ll take you to the red base. I am going to warn you they aren’t that fucking smart.... ‘Cept for that new guy.”

“Sure, lead the way.” Wash said.

Church walked down the ramps and began to take them to the Red base. After a few minutes of walking and somehow not being spotted by the Reds in their jeep, they finally arrived at the Red base and walked up the ramps. They finally just stopped in front of the teleporter while Caboose kept looking in the sky for a dragon.

“So yeah, this is the teleporter.... I have no idea whats wrong with it.” Church said as he gestured the teleporter.

“This? It dosn’t look like it’s broken or anything... It just glows green...” Wash said as he watched the teleporter.

“Hey Blues! What the fuck are you doing here?” Grif said as he walked up the other ramp.

“None of your damn buisness!” Church said as he turned towards Grif.

“Well it’s our base! That makes it our buisness!” Grif said as he walked over.

“Fuck you! Its our buisness! So that means you can shove it!” Church said as he glared at Grif.

“Yeah well.... Caboose why are you guys overhere?” Grif said quickly while turning to Caboose..

“Oh we are over here because we are looking for Rino and Tucker and that new guy on your team.” Caboose replied.

“What the hell Caboose! You idiot!” Church said whilst looking over his shoulder.

“Oh... They were here? I mean I haven’t seen them, although I do know that Roger is on gaurd duty.” Grif said turned around to look at where Roger was supposed to be. “Speaking of which, where is she? It’s not like she ever disobeys orders.”

“Huh.... I never thought about that.” Church said looking at Grif. “Actually wait! I saw her run through the portal. A while ago.... Like a shit long time ago.” Church said holding a hand to his chin.

“What? She ran through the portal? Why?” Grif asked as he looked at the glowing machine.

“She probably did it because Rino threw Donut through it....” Church said looking at the portal. “What’s it to you? I thought you hated Donut.”

“I do, but she was the only chick here! Speaking of chicks..... Wheres Tucker?” Grif Asked looking past Church and the others.

“Wait, so she really was a chick?” Church asked confused. Currently, Wash was completely lost staring at the green portal.

“Yeah she was. Didn’t you notice how more feminine she looked? Like Donut, but more so. Dude, she even walked more feminine, unlike that other girl Tex.” Grif explained.

“Shit, I never thought about that.... But wasn’t her name Roger? What she trying to hide the fact that she was born a girl?”

“Maybe. Or she just didn’t want all the dudes staring at her ass when she wasn’t looking.” Grif said. “Hey where’s Tucker? I thought he would be all over this place when he learned about a girl being on our team.”

“He was all over the place, but now I have no idea where he is... He disappeared just like that. Good riddance I say.” Church said whilst shrugging

“HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY A DRAGON! I KNOW IT!” Caboose yelled panicking a bit.

They all looked at the teleporter before realizing a thing.

“Didn’t this break once? And stopped working eversince?” Church asked.

“Oh yeah..... Oh shit.” Grif said looking at the teleporter. It gave a sudden flash and changed to the colors of the rainbow for a split second before going back to sickly green.

“Get Simmons” Church said a bit afraid.

It was morning, birds chirping, that dim fog that appears during the morning and just plainly the sun was just rising. But this day was going to start off badly for a certian, Blue soldier this was going to be a bad day.

He was slowly, waking up and he was holding a woman in only her bra and panties.... and he somehow was only in his boxers.

“Uh... Why am I holding something soft and cozy?” Rino said through a groan. He looked down to his right and saw that Roger had cuddled up against him. He saw that she was wearing only her underwear.... And all of a sudden his face, felt like a Volcano.

Suddenly, Roger started to stir. “Mmmhm... Oh good morning Rino.” Roger said.

“U-Uh..... Why are you in your u-underwear?” Rino splurted out before looking away a bit.

“Oh it got hot in the night so I took them off.” Roger said stretching a bit. “Why? Do you like what you see?”

“S-Stop streching out.” Rino said looking away more with a lots of embarrassment all over his face. “It makes your stuff more visible.”

“I thought that was all the guys wanted to see! My stuff.” She said wiggling at him a bit with a evil smile.

“B-but now you are... Just lying here.... C-close to me... H-Half naked.” He said nervously. “I-I Uh like you and all but... This might be a bit far...”

“Still worried about the whole ‘On different sides’ thing?” Roger said leaning toward him. “But there is one thing you neglected to notice.”

Rino swallowed nervously before trying to scoot back a bit, but ended up scooting in to the wall. “W-What would that be?” He said with a nervous smile.

Roger just smiled even larger and slid up to be face to face with him. “You’re red.” She gently bopped him on the nose with a finger. “And so is your eye.”

“W-What are you t-talking about? …. I-I’m fairly sure I’m blue.” He almost whispered before sinking back down to the pillows.

Roger just chuckled quietly and reach over to her nightstand and picked up her helmet before showing him his face. “You’re red.” She said as she showed him his reflection in her visor.

Sure enough, his eye were pink, which happen to be a shade of red. And his cheeks were red too.

“U-Uh... M-Maybe?” He said glancing at her... Which was a mistake because his gaze went downwards across her body.

“Enjoying the view, Blue?” She rhymed as she leaned down with grinning a toothy grin.

Rino was silent for a few seconds before saying “Yes... I-I mean no!” he said quietly after shaking his head a bit.

“I thought so.” She said moving a bit till she was sitting on top of him smiling down at him. “Do you like the view even more now?”

“BOW CHIKA BO- SON OF A BITCH.... Why am I moving around so much?!” Tucker yelled as he had fallen off the bed. Roger let out a laugh at his misfortune and looked back at Rino. Who probably had a morning wood by now.

Roger of course felt this since well.... both their nether regions were close to each other. She slipped her hands into his and put them above his head effectively pinning him down on the bed.
“U-Uh... Can you let me go?” Rino asked very nervously.

“Maaaaybe.” She said playfully and leaning towards him. “Depends on how you react to this.” she whispered with a sultry voice, before closing her eyes and the gap between there faces and planting her lips on Rino’s.

Rino, of course, was completely dazed. He his eyes just widened as he had no clue of what to do. After a short while she then broke the kiss and then looked into his eyes.... albeit her eyes were half-lidded, you know bedroom eyes.

“So. Did ya like it?” Roger said smiling.

Every cell in Rino’s body told him to not nod.... But his pheromones were all haywire and said, I quote ‘FUCK YOU BODY!’ Which caused him to nod. Very eagerly for that matter.

“Thought so.” Her eyes shifted before she frowned slightly. She leaned down again and whispered. “You might want to go take a cold shower. Heard armor chafes when your like this.”

“Oh.... Ha, ha.” Rino sarcastically said as he looked away a bit, just to get his head turned back to meet Roger’s ash gray eyes... And got a kiss stolen.

Again, Rino was not prepared. Although he did notice that Donut was stirring. “How can the metro one be the blocker?” Roger muttered after she had broken the kiss, before hesitantly getting off Rino. “Right so go take a cold shower and I will undress Donut.”

“H-Huh?” Rino said extremely confused.

“Well how do you expect him to get wet if he is in his armor?” Roger said getting up.

“BOW CHICKA BO- GAAAAY!” Tucker yelled from his room. “Wait... How did I know it was gay?” Tucker asked himself.

Rino rolled of the bed and faceplanted on the floor comedicly. “Son of a bitch.” he grumbled. Before getting up, he looked down and saw that he only was in his boxers. Which caused him to raise a eyebrow. “How did I lose all of my clothes?” he asked Roger.

“You were itchy.” Roger said innocently as she helped Donut slip of his leg armor. “They are in that chair.” Roger said as she pointed towards a chair.

Rino just looked over the chair she pointed too before walking over picking them up and walking into her bathroom and almost forgetting to lock the door.

“What’s with him?” Donut said yawning. You could hear the shower getting turned on from their side of the room.

“He had a close encounter.” Roger replied happily. “Oh yeah, Donut? I need you to go help Tucker after I get the rest of your armor off okay?”

He lazily nodded and yawned again as Roger took the chest plate off his armor. Roger bit her lip and looked at the locked bathroom door before letting out a happy sigh. She then helped him take of the fore-leg armor. As she put the last piece of armor back onto the bed she noticed, much like herself and Rino, that Donut was wearing civies under his armor. The sight was actually quite funny. He was wearing a baggy white T-shirt and, for some strange reason, now baggy jogging shorts.

She pushed him out of the room before saying “Now go help Tucker. I’ve got some buisness with Rino.”

Donut, of course, just nodded before trott-... Limping over to Tucker’s and Rino’s room... and a soon to be Tucker’s and Donut’s room. Roger closed the door to her room before locking the door and sneaking over to the lock. She bit her lip and giggled like a little school girl, before slowly picking the lock.

“Sneaking in to the captian’s bathroom... Risky... But the prize..” She said as she bit her lip before getting the door unlocked.

She slowly opened up and saw that Rino was facing the Shower wall taking a hot shower, making condensation cover up most of his nether regions. She carefully opened the door and walked in, before closing the door.... carefully and locking it.

As she turned toward the shower she was all ready in the process of removing her bra, which came off rather quickly before moving on to her panties which also came off quite quickly... She leaned against the frame against of the shower before whistling and saying.

“Hey big guy.” with a sultry voice.
(A/N: LOL NOPE NO CLOP HERE.)

“Simmons! Have you fixed it yet?” Grif said as he looked to said Red.

“If you want to do this then go right ahead!” Simmons said as he looked at the wire’s

“No thanks. Seeing you freak out is pretty fun to watch.” Girf said smirking through his visor before turning to Church. “So why were they over here in the first place Church?”

“Tucker, saw that Roger was a chick, and probably came over here to molest her or something.” Church said.

“So you’re saying that he came over here to try and pick up Roger?” Grif comfirmed.

“Basicly.... Fucking dumbass Tucker.” Church muttered under his breath.

“Yeah..... Simmons are you done now?” Grif said turning to simmons.

“No!” Simmons said before punching the instrument board. “Ow fuck!”

The instrument board sparked a few times before the portal turned Rainbow colored. Simmons looked at it before bating a eye brow. “Looks like I fixed it...”

“You punched it.” Grif said.

“You were getting on my nerves, so I punched this instead” Simmons said as he gestured to the instrument board.

“Alright then..... What now?” Grif said looking to portal.

“We walk through it and fetch them?” Wash said looking at Church and Simmons. “Well what are you waiting for? Go.” He commanded.

“What do you mean ‘Go’?” Grif said looking at Washington. “We aren’t going through something that randomly turned rainbow colored after Simmons smacked it!”

“I hate to agree with him, but he does have a point.” Church said.

“Fine I’ll go... But you two just signed yourselves onto my team. Now let’s move before it changes back.” Washington said grabbing both of their armors’ collars and dragging them towards the portal.

“Wait. No!!” They both said as they tried to get away from Washington’s grip.

“Geez you have a strong grip.” Grif said as his feet scraped the ground.

“Yes I do, now through the portal you go!” Washington said throwing Grif through.

“Oh you assh-” He began as he vanished through the portal.

“And you too!” Wash said throwing Church next.

“Oh god da-” Church tried to say before he went into the portal as well. Soon after he went threw Washington pulled out his rifle and ran straight at the portal and jumped through. With the final sound of the teleporter working it’s scientific magic, the portal flashed and changed back to it’s normal shade of green.

“Well that’s different.” Simmons said looking at the teleporter, before realizing he was stuck there with Caboose and Sarge. “Fuck! I should have gone!”

“Where did Church go?” Caboose said looking to Simmons.

“That was satisfying.” Roger said with a happy sigh as she walked out of the bathroom with only towel covering up her body. Rino was just a few seconds after her, slightly shaken from what just happened. But he of course was actually properly dressed. He had his black t-shirt on him and his slacks.

“U-uh.... Yeah....” Rino said as he exited the bathroom, shaking slightly.

“What’s the matter? First time or something?” Roger said walking over to her armor and clothes.

“First time gettin’ raped in the bathroom.” Rino said as he sat down in the sofa.

“Oh please. If it was rape you would have a broken neck right now.” Roger said looking around and gathering her clothing. “And besides! It can’t be rape since you enjoyed it.”

“Since when did I say I enjoyed it?” Rino said looking at Roger.

Roger looked over and began to count on her metallic fingers. “One you didn’t stop me when you had plenty of chances. Two if you did want to stop me you could have easily over powered me. Three no one would ever let me do that to them unless they wanted it.... Need I go on?” Roger said with a smile.

“Fine....” Rino said with a sigh before leaning back a bit in the sofa before asking “So, what now?”

Roger looked off for a second before walking over to the bathroom and grabbing her undergarments. “There you are... Well. I guess the simplest way would be to either A) keep this secret and just go with the flow. Or B) we tell everyone our feelings and let the dice fall where they may.”

She said walking back over to her clothes.

“You know I hate skirting around things.” Rino said as he put a hand behind his head.

“Yeah ya do....” Roger said smirking. “So just go ahead and tell everyone?”

“I don’t know....” Rino said as he entered thinking mode.

Roger just walked over and sat by him, somehow already having her undergarments on, and sat by him. “You know planning is my forte right?” Roger said poking him in the ribs.

“What?” Rino said looking around to where Roger used to stand. “The fuck? Where did she go?”

“Right here robo eye.” Roger said slipping her pants on. “I am trained to sneak around things and avoid them I am going to disappear every now and again.”

“Huh, I, myself, am trained to just basicly charge, have worked so... Far.” Rino said looking at Roger. “Well, mostly so far....”

Roger just snickered before walking over and slipping her sleeveless shirt on. “Want to help get my armor on? I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen. Then again that might just be me.” Roger said picking up her armor’s boots.

Rino just sighed and stood up, “No... I have a bad feeling too, probably going to go over and put on my armor too.”

He walked over till he stood in front of Roger and was slightly taller than her, he looked down into her eyes before getting lost somehow. He was brought out by a sudden ‘clinking’ as Roger was snapping her robot hand at him.

“You okay? You got lost there for a second.” Roger said smiling and put her boots on. “Hand me my armor pants will ya?”

“U-uh sure.” Rino said as he grabbed the pants and handed them to her.

“Thank you.” She places the armor on and locks it into place before standing and testing them. “Alright good. Now my chestplate.”

“You have beautiful eyes...” Rino said before shaking his head. “What did I just say?”

“Something very sweet. Now go on! Get! I can finish getting dress on my own.” Roger said putting her chestplate on and locking it into place. Rino gave Roger a light hug before turning to leave, but he felt something grab his hand.

“What no goodbye kiss for your new girlfriend?” Roger said playfully while holding onto Rino’s hand.

“U-Uh... Sure.” Rino said as he turned around and faced her.

“Well? I’m waiting.” Roger said smiling at him.

Rino just smiled a little before leaning in and planting his lips on hers. Which was surprising for Rino since hes been all brain fucked during the last 4k words... Anyhow, he broke the kiss after a while and was going to walk out the door, but Roger said something.

“That’s better. Later big guy! Oh and tell Donut that he is switching roomates.” Roger said gleefully while she slipped the last of her armor onto her flesh and bone arm.

“Ooookay...” Rino said a bit hesitant before walking out and over to his room before spining on his heels and opening the door and peeking through. “Mind putting the booze in the fridge after you are done?”

Roger nodded before looking for her helmet. Rino closed the door again and went over to now to be Donut and Tucker’s room, he started to put on his armour when he noticed that Tucker was standing up.

“Hey, you can actually stand for once.” Rino said as he put on his chestplate.

“Hell yes! Now.... How the fuck do I walk forward?” Tucker asked himself before trying to take a step forward and ending up face planting on the floor. “Son of a bitch that hurt.”

Rino chuckled at Tuckers misfortune before asking

“When did you learn to stand up?” he asked as he raised a eyebrow before putting on his helmet.

“Donut taught it to me.... After I asked nicely.” Tucker said quietly. Rino just looked over to the sofa and saw Donut sitting there waving his left hoof at Rino with a smile on his face.

“Donut you are sharing rooms with Tucker apparently, Roger want’s to switch you over.” Rino said shrugging before walking over to pick up “The Impaler.”

“Aw what?” Donut said getting a slightly sad face. “Fine, but one of you is going to have to carry my armor over. Can’t with out my arms... Or upright position.”

Rino sighed before noticing a un-opened beer bottle. That looked suspiciously out of place, he went over to pick it up, but Tucker spoke up before he had the chance.
“I would not drink that if I were you, that Rainbow chick came in with it.... No telling what she might have done with it.” Tucker said looking at Rino. “By the way... What do you mean Roger wants to change roommates?”

“She got bored of Donut. She thought he was annoying so she went with me instead, since I’m the only one who knows how to shut my trap here.” Rino said as he picked up “The Impaler” and putting it on his magnetic lock on his back.

“What? Fucking unfair, so you get to share a room with a chick and I get stuck with a gay guy? Fucki-” Tucker said before getting interrupted by Donut

“I AM NOT GAY!” Donut yelled out.

“-ng great.” Tucker finished with a sigh. “Well it’s not like your gonna sleep with her. Right?”

Rino tensed up a bit before relaxing again. “Sleep with a red? No way.... Actually, We might have to share bed.... But still, does not count.”

“Still freakin’ unfair.” Tucker muttered. Rino sighed and picked up the chess board with pieces before folding it and walking over to the door.

“I’m grabbing this for later.” Rino said as he exited through the door. He then walked over to His new room and opened the door to find Roger halfway under the bed still looking for her helmet.

“What are you doing?” Rino asked as he walked through the door and closed it behind himself.

“Looking for my helmet. By the way I have been meaning to ask you...” She crawled out and stood up. “... What’s with that skittle head pony? I saw her looking through the door cracks after you left.”

Rino shuddered before saying. “She’s somewhat of a stalker I guess...”

“Ah.... Have you seen my helmet at all?” Roger said looking around.

“Under that desk there.” Rino said as he pointed towards a desk. But before she could walk over and grab her helmet, a guard burst through the door.

“I swear to god, these door’s were ment to be broken.” Rino muttered before turning around to face him.

“Something has come up! We need you two in the throne room immediately!” The guard yelled.

Rino and Roger just looked at each other before shrugging and following the pony to the throne room.