Applejack opened her eyes and took in her surroundings; she was in white hospital room plugged up to various machines and monitors. She tried to raise herself off of the bed, but found that only one of her legs seemed to move. Then she noticed that something about her eyesight was terribly wrong. She could only see out of one eye. She began to panic as she recalled the train accident and her body flying through the air.
Oh Celestia! What happened to me? Reaching down with her mouth, she ripped the white bed sheet off of her body and looked at her new mismatched body.
“AHHHHHH!!!! OH CELSTIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?” She let out a scream of shock and fear, but she couldn’t tear her gaze away from her body. Twilight and a few nurses burst through the door and began to try to calm applejack down, but she couldn’t stop screaming.
“Applejack!” Twilight said laying a hoof on her shoulder, “Everything will be ok, I promise.”
Applejack managed to stop screaming and looked Twilight in the eyes. The purple unicorn returned the gaze, her eyes full of concern. They gave her a sedative shot and she fell asleep
__________________________________
“Applejack, are you feeling better?” Fluttershy’s soft voice slowly brought Applejack out of the deep slumber she had been in. She opened her eyes to see all six of her friends, and Spike, surrounding her hospital bed.
“Uh, yeah I guess.” Applejack muttered softly, not looking her friends in the eyes.
“I know!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed with a jump. “We can throw you a party!”
“Well Pinkie, I don’t want to burst your bubble but... I don’t really feel like ‘partying’.” Applejack growled, annoyed that the mare would actual suggest partying, considering her current state.
“Don’t worry Applejack, the doctor said you will be up on your hooves in no time!” Rarity said with a cheering smile.
“I don’t have no hooves anymore! I CAN”T WALK!” AJ couldn’t help shouting; she was still very upset about losing her legs and eye.
“Well actually Applejack,” Twilight cleared her throat, “You can walk. Thanks to the princess and some scientists you have cyborg legs, which mean you can use them like your real ones. As for your eye, you can also use it too.”
“Then why can’t I move?”
“That’s because they haven’t turned them on.” Fluttershy said.
“And don’t worry about them not working. The same train hit your dog, so they gave it cyborg legs too!” Spike said, holding Winona up as proof. The little dog’s tail extended out and began to spin, causing Winona to fly around like a helicopter.
“If I could move, I would kick your ass Spike.” They all began laughing aloud, except for Spike who was being eaten by Winona.
_______________________________________________________
“You’re doing good Applejack, now we need to test out your jet thrusters.” Doctor Whooves had been showing Applejack how to use her new body parts, including a harpoon hoof, and a leg that turned into a missile launcher.
“Hmm, why did y’all give me all these gadgets?” Applejack wanted a new body, not a tank.
“Well considering the fact this cost over six millions bits, we decided you should repay us by fighting for Equestria if there’s a war.” Doctor Whooves replied without even looking up from the clipboard he was reading.
“Aren’t you scared I’ll say no and use my new body to kill all of you?”
Doctor Whooves started laughing aloud, “We could just hit the self-destruct button.”
“Wait what?” Applejack gasped in shock.
“Nothing. Now activate those thrusters and start flying.”
Two Mini jet engines popped out of her back and began to hum. She jumped up and activated the thrusters, propelling her through the air faster than Rainbow Dash.
“Yeeh Haw!” She shouted out in joy. This must be what like for RD! Haha now I can fly faster than her, AJ grinned at the thought of beating Rainbow in a flying race. She’s going to be so pissed. She circled around in the air for a few minutes, then landed back down next to doctor Whooves.
“Good, the thrusters appear to work A. Ok.” He said with a smile.
“So can I grow sunglasses out of my eyes? Or shoot bullets out of my chest?” Applejack asked out of curiosity.
“No, why the hell would any pony want to do that?” Doctor Whooves gave her a strange look and rolled his eyes.
(Haha Take that Deus Ex, even ponies think that it’s dumb!!!)