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// 1-on-1 battle #1 
// Story: Epic Pony Tag Battles of Equestria 
// by GetJinxed 
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   "Are you sure you want to do this Sis?" asks Sweetie Belle as she holds the branding iron over her sisters chest.

"Do it Sweeti." says Rarity.

"Ok." says the small mare as she levitates the iron towards her sisters chest. Before it touches, loud crashes are heard.

"MY BOUTIQUE! UNTIE ME!" screams Rarity as she tears out of the ropes. She goes upstairs and sees her store in ruins and her marefriend, whose appearance has turned darker and flat maned, fighting with "Fluttershy?" says Rarity.

"Rarity it isn't Flutterhy." says Pinkie.

"I go by Murdershy now. She broke my chainsaw!" says Murdershy.

"Only because you destroyed my cupcakes!" screams Pinkie as she tackles the yellow pegasus.

"Nopony likes your meatcakes you imbecile!" says Mudershy

"TAKE THAT BACK YOU B-" Pinkie starts but is interrupted as both she and Murdershy are gagged by Rarity.

"I will not tolerate such vulgar language. Now, when I ungag you, we will settle this like ladies. With a rap battle DJ'd by me, DJ MOMM3." says Rarity using the name she gave herself. "And Pinkie? You are sleeping on the couch tonight."

15 min later the town is gathered, the turntables are on and the combatants are ready.

"Ok, ready dears?" asks Rarity. THhe two mares nod their head. "Good. Now than"


EPIC PONY TAG BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!

PINKAMENA

VS

MURDERSHY

BEGIN

Now, now, my very naive friend,
go home M urdershy
We all know there is room for only 1
and that's me: Pinkamena Diane Pie
'cause when it comes to killing
there is nonebetter than me
You should know this
Haven't I killed you a time or 3?

No, you have mistaken
You've killed one who looks like me
Everywhere I go,
I leave a bloody sea!
You say you are best at death?
Come on now, murder's my name
and when it comes to death,
killing ponies is my game

You think this is a game?
To me, it's a way of life
Leave this place now,
before I end yours with my knife

Oh the beauty of dull threats
they are as dull as your color
And we all know what happens
down in your cellar

UGH! I've had it with you
For Celestia's sake, shut up!
Leave now Murdershy
before I drink your blood from a cup!
I'm an internet sensation!
You're some idiots dream!
OOOOh I'm going to enjoy killing you.
I want to hear you scream!

You kill me? That's funny.
I'm part of a mini-series.
as for you Pinkie?
You call your "dolls" dearies.
Maybe was right, your father
when he locked you in tha shed.
No, he is right
you are better off dead



WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

IT'S UP TO YOU DEARS

EPIC PONY TAG BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!