//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: Applesauce // Story: Equestria, What A Place. // by 254Ddubman //------------------------------// I felt like I stood on Rarity's measuring platform for ages. It was just pure silence while the tape measure was going back and forward around my body. It was even more awkward measuring me... while I was naked. NOT butt ass naked, I had a small towel strap across my manhood to make sure no horse could view it. But still... It was awkward. "So um." Rarity utters, breaking the wall of silence. "What is your name, dear?" "huh?" I responded "What is your name, if your going to be a friend of mine I think I should at least know your name." Rarity continued finishing up her measurements. "So what is it?" She added. "It's Stanley" I replied "But just call me Stan for short, please." Assuring her not to call me that idiotic first name of mines. But it was too late. "Haha Stanley, that's a such a cute name. I'm going to call you that for now on!" Said Sweetie Belle as she chuckled. Frustrated as I was for a couple of seconds, I the remembered that she was just a filly and didn't know any better. So I simply chuckled with her as Rarity finished up. "That's about it!" she concluded assuring me to get off the platform. "Do you have any clothing requests in particular?" she continued getting out a piece of paper and quill like it was the fucking 1800's. "Yes, Um. I'd like a couple of plain colored T-shirts, and jeans maybe." I said really thinking about what I would wear over the count of days. But she just gave me a glance of confusion not being aware of what I was talking about. "Um... Well. Much similar to what i'm wearing right now, but just make it different colors." I finished making my request a little more notable. And she shook her head and understood this time. "Alright Stan, If you come by this afternoon your clothes should be ready by then." she said finishing her writing on the paper. "Is there anything else you would want? Like new under garments or a jacket?" she added. "Yes please, and a new belt if you can." I replied "Alright, You can put your clothes back on now." She said glancing towards my clothes that were sitting on a near by table. As I went over to pick up my clothes, I forgot to thank her for wasting her valuable time on my smelly ass. So I went up to her for a handshake. Surprised at the gesture, Rarity lended out her hoof to return the nice gratitude towards her newly found friend. But as reached for my hand, I felt a slight breeze coming from in between my legs... It was then I saw... DUDE YOUR FUCKING TOWEL FELL..... YOU JUST WHIPPED YOUR SCHLONG OUT IN FRONT OF 2 TALKING HORSES. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! My thoughts wasn't lying. I was just standing there frozen at the site. Until things got weirder. "Hey Stanley, why is your horn down there, and not on top of your head. And why is it shaped like that?" Shouts Sweetie Belle from the site of the weird encounter. I then regained my composure as soon as she finished that little comment, picked up my towel, and look towards Rarity. (who was also frozen at the site.) I then awkwardly asked... "Um, Wha- Where's your bathroom?" I asked blushing furiously. She then pointed towards to the direction without blinking from her spot, and I headed my way in dash. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Leaving that place was a bigger relief off my shoulders then ever." I thought to myself, walking from the house after I got dressed. "Well at least i'm getting some clothes after all that madness." I thought again as I looked around Ponyville. Well, she said come back in the afternoon, So it looks like I have some spare time. I can probably go visit Applejack's farm she told me about. "Gon get me some moe of dem pies!" As I walk down the streets of Ponyville I received more glares from more horses, much more then last time I was out. There was even these 2 pink and purple ponies walking towards Rarity's house spotting me on their way. I felt like I was fucking famous or something. I've gotten so much attention here, I started to even see mares and colts approaching me with questionable faces. Fuck this shit, you better get the fuck out of here before you end up getting assassinated! My brain was quick to judge as I bolted through the crowd, making my way towards Sweet Apples Acres. Which ended up being a longer walk then I expected, The sun was beginning to set as I saw the farm. "Yes, I finally fucking made it!" I thought to myself collapsing on my knees to catch my breath. I soon heard a nearby familiar voice across from me. "Ya Ok There, Stan?" A Southern voice calls out revealing to be Applejack. I simply nodded my head in response still catching my breath. Turning my head up to see the mare myself, and sure enough it was her alright carrying a bucket of apples with her signature cowboy hat... or should I say "cowpony". Not very sure about the lingo here... "Ya Sure? You look pretty warned out, did ya get your clothes from Rarity?" Asked the concerned mare once more. "I made a... request... and she's making them...as we speak." I said breathing hardly after every word. "Well your more than welcome to come inside the farm. I was about to make lunch anyway." She kindly asked him with concerned eyes. "Yea thanks, That's actually pretty much the reason I came running here in the first place." I replied with my normal tone of voice this time. "Your apple pie was the bomb!" I added. "MY APPLE PIE HAD A BOMB IN IT!?" She shouted with confusion... Damn... I guess your not the only slow one in this world. "No I meant your pie was super delicious, silly." I said assuring her not to panic. She then blushed at how she reacted, and we both started making our way towards the mares farm. "Anything else happen while ah was gone?" Applejack asked while we were walking Thinking back to the weird scenes that happened to today wanting to forget, I replied with.. "No, just a peaceful, calm, visit their. And nothing certainly happened unusual." I say with nervousness under my voice. She then raised a eyebrow, and we continued walking no questions asked. Almost making contact with the front Applejack then stopped me and said. "Wait Here, Ah gotta go tell the family we're having company." she said going inside the farm. So I waited like she said standing out the door looking around the sky. I then saw a glowing pink field around the sun as it was setting. "Applejack was right about those two princesses controlling the sun and moon, It almost makes me think twice about-." Before I could even finish my thought, The door forcefully smashes open revealing a large hulking horse! My first instinct was to run as fast as I fucking could, but then again I have yet to see a mean horse here yet, so maybe it's- OOF! Trampled to the ground by the large stallion, I took no second hesitation to run from it. Running as fast as I could, I hear Applejack's voice from a distance. "BIG MAC, NO!" How could she think about burgers at a time like this. Still running, I looked behind me to see if I was gaining an advantage.... Sadly.. I was wrong. The red horse was closer than I expected when I turned around. His huge fucking eyes glaring at my soul. Trying to get my speed increasing... It was too late... BOOM!!! My ass went flying above the ground and impacted as the stallion tackled me from behind... I- I couldn't move. ...this might be a bad time. BUT... YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! I started to fade out the scene as I saw Applejack scolding at the stallion... Her big brother, Big Macintosh.