The celestial body that was the sun rose greeting the new day and all in it, which included a very angry fashionista and her marefriend.
"This is simply dreadful! Whatever am I going to do? How in Celestia's name am I going to finish this dress now!" screams Rarity.
"Cheer up Rare, I'll help you." says Pinkie Pie. Pinkie walks over to the stand and holds a postion.
"I'll be your model for today, if you don't mind."
"Thank you Pinkie dear, you are too kind to me." Rarity says as she plants a kiss on the pink mare's lips. It seemed it was going to be a peaceful day. However it seemed fate had other plans.
Thump Thump Thump went the great oak door on the boutique. "I'll get it Marshmallow." says Pinkie as she hops over to the door.
"I'm not a marshmallow!" exclaims Rarity.
The door opens to reveal 4 angry ponies: 2 alicorns, a lavender unicorn, and the Changeling queen? They begin to argue amongst themselves.
"STOP IT! I AM TRYING TO WORK IN HERE!" screams Rarity as she stomps to the door. "What in Celestia's name, pardon the language Princess, could you four be arguing about this early in the morning?"
Twilight speaks up," Princess Celestia broke Luna's new game, Halo 4, Chrysalis burned down half of my library, Luna dumped glue on Chrysalis, and I cut Celestia's mane."
"Thou will pay for breaking my game." says Luna.
"Luna, it was an accident. I'm sorry." says an apologetic Celestia.
Chrysalis rolls on the floor laughing." You two are hilarious, but not as funny as when i burned down the library." she says.
"Why you dirty bug!" exclaims Twilight. The four being to argue again.
"QUIET!" screams Pinkie Pie, surprising everypony.
"Thank you Pinkie dearest. Now what do you four want me to do about it? How are you going to solve this?" asks Rarity.
Luna speaks up." We were wondering if thou knew the location of Vinyl Scratch or Fluttershy. We were going to settle this with a tag team rap battle, but we can't find them."
"OOOOOOH I KNOW! Vinyl moved to Manehatten and Fluttershy is a vet now, so the can't be your DJ's." explains Pinkie Pie.
"That's too bad, now what are you four going to do?" asks Rarity.
The other 5 mares stare at Rarity and smile at her.
"Oh no you don't, I will not be your D-" she begins but is interrupted by Twilight's sudden teleportation spell. They arrive in town square with a crowd already gathered.
Rarity sighs."Oh dear, since we are here now, might as well do it." she says as she puts on a microphone headset and turns on the turntables.
EPIC PONT TAG BATTLES OF EUQESTRIA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
and
PRINCESS LUNA
vs.
PRINCESS CELESTIA
and
QUEEN CHRYSALIS
BEGIN!
Silly little mare,
think you have this battle won?
HA! you'll wish you were never born
once i get done
I'm the Queen! *Changelings cheer*
Of the entire Changeling Hive! The Changelings cheer again
You Twilight Sparkle?
Your just lucky to be alive
First of all Queen Chrysalis
it's you're not your
and i'm as good at rap
as Rarity is at decor
So what if you're a queen?
I'm the Element of Magic!
when your Changelings hear of your defeat,
it will surely be tragic
How dare you insult me!
I am your Queen!
Stallions gaze at me and think
she's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
You? Beautiful?
Ha! Surely you jest!
Now i'll let Luna
put you to rest
What is this?
Can't fight your own fights?
Ha! That is funny
You really are the sorriest of sights
You think you are smart,
but really you are insane
You have as much brainpower,
as that there windowpane
Thy must be joking
You defeat us?
When Twilight and I rap,
we are a force most dangerous
When we are finished with you, you'll wonder
Why did I even bother?
I'm through with you
Word to thy mother
I won't win alone, that much is true
But I brought the best in Equestria
So get ready everypony,
for Princess Celestia!
Hello there Lulu
I have missed you so
Today I'm here,
to put on a show
You think you can beat me dear sister?
Go back to your videogame
When it comes to rapping,
you are just lame
SHUT THY MOUTH!
Surely you are insane
When you rap, dear sister, windows break
When I rap, I make it rain!
I'll let Twilight finish this battle.
She is the best rapper around!
Her raps are so good,
you'll be buried in the ground!
Hello Twilight, how are you?
Here today to rap against me?
I'm going to warn you once,
many have tried and none found it easy
Oh I know that Princess Celestia
I've been taking lessons from Luna
Brace yourself Teacher
FUS-RO-DAH!!!
OOF!
Such a powerful voice
But I have won this battle
So now let's rejoice
Don't be mad, my faithful student
you can't win at everything
But you went against me
What were you even thinking?
One moment Celestia,
I'm not done with you yet
I'm going to tell you something
you shouldn't soon forget
It is common sense that Luna and I have one
I know this down t omy last ligament
Now leave me alone
before i perform and "experiment"
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
IT'S UP TO YOU DARLINGS.
EPIC PONY TAG BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!
Pinkie Pie, who was missing the entire time, jumps out of a potted plant nearby and says,
Yay! The battle is done!
Now i have a yummy rhyme!
Come on everypony,
IT'S CUPCAKE EATING TIME!