Once upon a time in Twilight Sparkle's library, Spike was eating cyan sapphires when Twilight decided that she would study the magic of darkness tacos. She discovered that the tacos were invented by King Sombra and now at half price!
Suddenly the door burst open. It was Pinkie Pie. She fired her party cannon again shooting cake dough on to Big Mac's huge long black slipper which rather displeased him. Twilight cast a spell to turn the slipper into a giant raving bunny rabbit and the bunny was named Steven. It's how he rolls, so sayeth the lord yo!
Twilight was doing a spell when out of the blue came a letter from Molestia. She read it, which said;
"Dear my... most faithful student,
Your services are required again! Wear some tight clothes and socks. NEVER FORGET THE SOCKS. Come to my private quarters, prepare for unforeseen consequences and dance the Gangnam Style. It'll be secret, but fun.
Expecting your swift arrival, yours truly, supreme autocrat,
Princess Celestia."
Twilight was stunned to silence before royal guards entered, erect.
Then suddenly Twilight woke up, placing her hoof to her haunches as she read on about the magic of tacos. The guards looked expectantly towards her. "But that was a dream!" she spluttered. Or so she thought... when Mr Cheese Grater entered her Giant nuclear powered tree library. He began distributing cheese To all the delighted fillies and young colts alike which annoyed Spike, being a dragon. Twilight said, "Spike... Don't be such a ponce!" as she ate a piece of cheese. Spike mumbled condescendingly to himself. Twilight ignored spike. She then set off to Molestia's castle anticipating the magic that awaits.
But then she woke up. By this time, Twilight was just passing Sugar Cube Corner. Peculiar... she rarely sleep walked. She ate seven bowls of cheese to further annoy Spike, then snorted cheese powder and became blazed. Spike said "fuck this shit" and went to challenge Godzilla to an ultimate showdown in Tokyo. Batpony and Bruce Filly came out of the blue and bitch smacked Spike's face. "You naughty dragon!" they scolded. "Kiss my ass" he responded. The pair stumbled back, aghast. Spike clenched his fist and shoved it up both their chestplate armor before crushing it into 1000 tiny pieces. They snivelled a cry of fear and ran away to the Everfree Forest where they saw many parasprites heading for them and they were eaten alive.