Mega Man turned his ship to avoid incoming gunfire from Galaxy Man. “God, this guy is persistent!”
“Give up, Mega Man,” Galaxy Man proclaimed. “You’re no match for my gunship! Be glad I haven’t fired the Galaxy Laser yet!”
Mega Man rolled his eyes. “Oh, please, Galaxy Man. I’ve beaten your robot friends time and time again, what makes you think you can beat me now you’re in a spaceship?”
“It has THIS!” Galaxy Man charged his laser, and then fired it out of his ship.
“Wow. What a rip-off,” Mega Man commented, then dodged the laser.
Or tried to.
“Darn it! Hit in the wing!”
Galaxy man laughed in triumph. “Uh-oh, Mega man. Looks like you got a nasty dent. Want me to call the repairman?” He cracked up at his own joke.
Then Galaxy Man’s ship shook. “Oh, come ON! Out of gas right at the part where I get to gloat?!”
Mega Man’s ship started falling towards a pinkish planet. Galaxy Man steered the ship towards him. “If I can’t kill you myself, at least I can crush your ship at the landing!”
Mega man attempted to pull up. He grabbed his radio. “Requesting assistance! I repeat, requesting assistance! We’re going down! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!”
Then the radio fell out of its socket and smashed into pieces.
Galaxy Man forgot to gloat, because he was busy trying to fix his ship.
Both ships were just about to land.
“This is the end!” both robots screamed.
Pinkie looked around. “Oh, boy! What’s that in the sky I see? They look like...giant birds! Oh, boy! C’mere, Birdie Birdie Birdies!” Pinkie bounced up and down, somehow not knowing the birds were actually
GIANT SPACESHIPS. Pinkie squinted. It appeared they weren’t birds.
Pinkie immediately screamed and ran for her life as they crash-landed.
Mega Man climbed out of his ship. “I’m alive.”
He looked around. “This looks like Earth.”
Galaxy Man had seen Mega Man, but he stayed in his ship just in case Mega Man’s Mega Buster was still working.
Mega Man saw something in the distance. “Is that a... pony?”
Pinkie immediately perked up and ran back. “Hi there! My name is Pinkie Pie! What’s yours?” She asked, her smiling face gleaming in the sun.
“Um... Mega Man.”
“Hi, Mega Man! Where’d you come from? Why do you live in a giant bird? How come you don’t look like a pony?”
Mega Man memorized each question. “I come from a planet called Earth. I don’t live in it, and it’s a space battleship, given to me and built by Dr. Light. I don’t look like a pony because I wasn’t made like that.”
“You’re a robot? Cool!” Pinkie thought for a second. “Wait...what’s a robot?”
“Something you build that acts sentient.”
Pinkie bounced happily. “Come over with me! I’ll introduce you to Twilight and Rainbow Dash and all the other ponies.”
Mega Man blushed. “Sorry, but I have to get back to Earth.” He got in his ship and tried to turn it on.
“WHAT? No battery charge?!” Mega man slammed his head on the window. “DANG IT! Now how am I gonna get home? It looks busted beyond repair.” He looked out the window at the pony. He stepped out. “I guess I’ll...humor you.”
“Yay! Thanks, Mega Man! Follow me!”
Galaxy Man watched the two leave. He took out his radio. “Metal Man, do you read?”
“I read, Galaxy Man,” Metal Man replied. “What’s up.”
“I’m in a land of PONIES! The fuel ran out, so could you come here? Mega Man’s here too, so we could give him a good beating before leaving.”
“I’ll find you on radar first. You’re off the charts. Quite literally.”
Mega man followed the Pink, unprecarious pony Pinkie Pie. “So, uh...do you have any spare engines? Run by petroleum or solar, I hope.”
“What are engines, petroleum, or solar?” Pinkie Pie asked.
Mega Man facepalmed. “Never mind.”
Then it started raining. “Oh boy. It’s raining. Is the rain acidic on your planet?”
A blue pony crashed into Mega Man at sonic speed. “Don’t worry, Pinkie, I’ll save you!”
“He’s not attacking me, silly!”
Mega Man and Rainbow Dash stopped fighting. “He’s not?”
“Why would I?” Mega Man snapped. “I mean, sure, I crash-landed here, and sure, everything around me could be hostile, and sure, the laws may not apply here, and even that flower could be dangerous, and sure, she could be a target since she could turn on me and...What was my point?”
“I don’t know. Sorry. I’m Rainbow Dash! And I’m the fastest in the world!”
“I’m Mega Man. I’m the... I don’t know.
“That seems like a pretty big boast. Are you SURE you’re the fastest in the world?”
“Just watch!”
Rainbow Dash flew upwards. Really high. And we mean REALLY high.
She then plummeted towards the ground. A mach cone formed around her.
“She broke the sound barrier?!” Mega Man said in disbelief. “b-b-but....but...
Big deal! Where I come from, we have HUNDREDS of things that can go that fast. Sometimes even faster.”
Then Rainbow Dash’s mach cone started to break, and then it shattered the visible light spectrum. A giant rainbow ring flew out from where she had shattered it.
“Can your things do THAT?” Rainbow Dash bragged.
Mega Man was stunned. “Well, uh, no, but, uh... okay, you’re the fastest.” Mega man reluctantly admitted.
“I told you!”
“Let’s go to Fluttershy next!” Pinkie Pie bounced happily, with Rainbow in pursuit.
“Pegasi and Ponies. I’m going crazy. What’s next, Unicorns?”
A unicorn walked past. “Hi!”
Mega Man facepalmed again. “What is this, Equestria?”
“Actually, yes!”
“EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!” Mega man, in his mind, went to delete ALL the files about ponies...but had to drag them to the delete bin one by one. And he had to say what he was doing.
“DRAG PONY1.DOC! DRAG! DELETE! DRAG PONY2.DOC! DRAG! DELETE! DRAG PONY3.DOC! DRAG! DELETE!”
“...What are you doing?” RD asked.
“Be quiet! I’m deleting you from my memory!”
“Oookay...”
More ponies walked by.
“RAAAAAAAAAAGH!” Mega Man sighed. “Okay. I give up. I don’t care anymore.”
They arrived at a strange-looking house. Pinkie Pie knocked. “Fluttershy! Someone wants to meet you!”
“Actually, I don’t.”
“Well, YOU’RE GOING TO!” RD yelled.
Fluttershy timidly opened her door. “Hi.”
“Um... hi! I’m Mega Man.”
Without a moment’s hesitation, Fluttershy quickly slammed her door. “Well, looks like she hates me. Too bad. Let’s leave.”
“She’s just shy! We’ll see her again sometime! Next, let’s visit Twilight!”
“Wait!” Fluttershy opened her door. “I’d like to come along. I have to return a book to Twilight.”
“Please tell me ‘Twilight’ is smarter than you guys.” MM said, not wanting to spare any feelings in his current, agitated state.
“She’s a smarty-smart pants!” Pinkie said. “She knows TONS of things!”
“Well, she might know how to fix my ship! Let’s go.”
And so they set off. They set off far and wide and...
Wait, they’re already here. Dangit.