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// Dear princess Luna 
// Story: Celestia Gets High. 
// by WrathOfGod519 
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Here is a submission for the writers group January write-off, cockroach submissions. It may not be a part of the dead story but you might as well consider it cannon and a prequel to the story. Because why the fuck not.



2) What’s in the box?

Princess stared at the box perched upon her desk, a sense of nervousness filling her. it had been a long time since she had last done this, over a thousand years in fact. Before it had always filled her with a giddy sense of anticipation for the act that would follow, but now she felt somewhat sick with nervousness. She felt out of practice.

Gingerly she lifted a hoof towards the boxes lid, almost fearful of the objects contained within. Upon contact she drew her hoof away as if burned, no she was not ready for this. She'd only been back for a year and she was still not at full strength. With a sigh she turned her head away from the box and stared out the window of her empty bedroom, and into the black void of the nights sky. Nopony was around to see, she'd have utter privacy she reasoned.

It was a fun activity, she could not comprehend why she was so needlessly apprehensive about it, in fact along ago it had been one of her favorite pastimes on the cold and lonely winter nights such as this. 'what else do i have to do this night, sit and be bored' luna mused, and it was true, she had no work to complete, nor hobbies to pursue. So why couldn't she open the damn box and just get it over with. Why was she procrastination over such a fun nighttime activity when there was literally nothing else to do!

Stealing herself she turned back to the box and forced herself to open it, gazing at it's contents she levitated and dumped them onto her writing desk, still somewhat apprehensive yet at the same time resigned to the fact that she had to do it now that they were out. Putting on her reading glasses she began to read the fan-mail. 
"alright let us see here..." Levitating a green letter signed to the princess of the night herself, Luna cut open the letter and gazed at it's contents with a small smile.




Dear princess Luna
I want Princess Celestia to ferment vegetables in her lower intestines so I can listen to her cry as her stomach gurgles and inflates with gas


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"...What the Fu-"