It must be happy

by bronys unite


Turbine fun time

Daniel currently stood outside waiting for nurse Redheart to come outside and guide him to Twilights place when he decided he had waited enough. Dan then began to ponder on how to start that weird creation thing that he had once used a long time ago. Dan's vision began to alter until he was able to see the real world and the things he could add into the world, and of course his first prop was a jet turbine which was promptly attached to the back of the wheelchair. The next thing Dan brought into the world of reality was a sword, an axe, and to top it off two lightweight katana's that he would be juggling. While he was getting these things into position to start the turbine without impaling himself, nurse Redheart came outside and immediately felt her jaw drop by what she was seeing.

"What are you doing!?" Nurse Redheart managed to say after her jaw managed to lift.

"Oh nothing just the usual." Dan responded casually as pushed his hoof towards the stick of joy that started the craft.

"NO get off of that now!" Nurse Redheart demanded, too bad it fell upon deaf ears.

"Well I'm not very good at goodbyes, so keep up!!" Dan said has he slammed the joy stick forward which do to being hastily made broke, causing the turbines to be stuck in max velocity not like he cared much though. As everything around him blurred by he grabbed the swords and axe and began to attempt juggling which is significantly harder with hooves instead of hands. Not like Dan cared though he just kept juggling the lethal weapons while leaning to make sure the wheelchair didn't crash. Though good things don't last forever which Dan learned has one of the swords stabbed through his gut and his hooves forgot about the other blades they were juggling and grabbed on to the blade that so rudely stabbed him in the gut. Though his forgetful hooves caused the other blades and axe to come down and stab him in the legs and the axe rudely cut of his right foreleg causing him to grunt in pain. Then he noticed the giant brown blur that he was heading straight for and because of the ignorant and rude swords and axe he was heading straight towards it. Then to top off his bad luck he hit some stones and the stupid stones decided they like the turbines and went inside of them for a spin. This only caused the turbines to explode which in turn sent Dan flying through the air in pieces sending blood flying everywhere. Though Dan was down he wasn't out no his curse would heal him meanwhile a certain nurse was frantically following a trail of blood.

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"What was that?" A small purple dragon with green scales that looked like a mohawk asked.

"I don't know Spike, but I'm going to check it out you stay here and finish shelving." A certain lavender unicorn said while she began to leave.

"Why does she always this when its shelving day." Spike mumbled under his breath.

When the lavender mare stepped outside she was greeted by the delightful sight of organs and limbs flying through the air straight at her so she did the only logical thing any mare would have done she screamed at the top of her lungs. Which too much of her dismay let a heart land in her mouth.

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Nurse Redheart had managed to reach the library and saw that Dan was sitting there covered in blood and the shape of a unicorn laid unconscious next to him. "Dan what did you do." Redheart said sounding very anxious.

"Hmm oh nothing I just kind of saw this pony here covered in my blood so I just sat down and am currently waiting for her to wake up again." Dan said sounding completely calm about the situation.

"No I think you hi-" Redheart was cut off by the unconscious Twilight grumbling and standing up then doing a once over and proceeding to faint... again.

"Oh come on that's the fifth time already!" Dan yelled getting annoyed by the mare's fainting while nurse Redheart tried to figure out how to possibly salvage the situation and keep Twilight calm when she woke up... again.

"Daniel I'm going to knock on the door and get Spike okay." Dan nodded and waited for nurse Redheart to knock on the door. The mare in question gulped and hastily stepped up to the door and raised a now bloodied hoof and knocked on the door.

"Ugh coming." Replied the baby dragon, Redheart stood at the door nervously looking around hoping the dragon wouldn't faint has well trying to think of what to say to him when he opened the door, but then the door opened interrupting her train of thought.

"Umm Spike can you umm help us get Twilight in the house so she can calm down." Redheart said, nervously waiting for the dragon’s response.

"Ugh really again, I'll go get the frying pan." Spike grumbled beginning to walk off.

"No that will not be necessary I just need her to be inside so she can calm down okay." Nurse Redheart said nervously hoping that Spike wouldn't faint.

Spike took his first step outside only to have his eyes roll into the back of his head and pass out.

"OOOOHHHH COME ON