//------------------------------// // Chapter 6: How'd we do that? // Story: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies! // by Avery //------------------------------// Last we left our heroes they were partying like no other! As Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler spend some time at the Zoo, lets take a look! "Back! Back! No ape is going to make me look silly!" Don yells as he swings his Jelly sword at ponies that walked by looking at the orange star curiously. A guard of the zoo rose up behind them with eyes gleaming with a spine tingling stare "What do you think you're doing?" Jelly turned back to himself wearing glasses "Well it would seem that my associate was using me as a sword that to defend himself in which that everyone should be aware. Now, if you have any problems with that please feel free to take it up with my attorney." Jelly steps aside to show his attorney, he stood tall and proud, towering over the pony. The pony stood there in silence as it looks at the tall attorney. "Hey hey hey! We are on the road once more! When we get to the place that we need to go, we will, we will, we will ROCK YOU!" Bobo-wagon sings as the group starts to ride to Manehattan "Bobobo! You're mixing up songs again!" Beauty says riding Bobo-wagon "Oh....SAY WHAT, BOBOBO! SA-SA-SAY WHAT, BOBOBO!" Bobo-wagon starts to sing "So your friends truly act like this?" Rarity asks wearing one of her hats to help the wind not mess up her mane. "Yes....sadly, but they are always fun to hang around at some points." Beauty says with a smile. "I'm still confused by how they can change into certain things beauty." Twilight says looking at Bobo-wagon who was still singing. "Well it's best if you don't think about it too much and let it happen." Beauty says laying back "I think they're the best things to happen! I already learned how to do some of their stuff!" Pinkie says waving her hooves in the air. Rainbow facehoofs "Great....just what we need..." "Well show us one Pinkie." Applejack says Pinkie takes a breath and then curls up and turns into a ball "Ta da!" her mane and face were still there. Beauty sits up and looks over to her "Not bad, but I don't think you'll even come close to what these guys do. Just saying though." she lays back down. Pinkie bounces to Bobo-wagon's head and starts to bounce there, Fluttershy was resting on the floor as this happened. They continued for a bit before they hit a large tower in the way of where they were going. Bobo-wagon turned back into Bobobo and says "LOOK! It's one of the many towers of Baldy bald!" Twilight groans as she gets up from being tossed after hitting the tower "How many are there?" "I have no idea! There could be hundreds upon thousands! And we need to go through each one in order to defeat Baldy bald completely!" "WHAT?!" Everyone says at once. Beauty then looks up and sighs "Or there's only about 10...." she points to the tower showing it was 1/10 Everyone sighs in relief as they look at the tall and dark looking tower. Fluttershy shakes as she looks at it, it's dark and disturbing nature of it stares into her soul. "Welp! What are we waiting for?!" Bobobo says going behind everyone "LET'S GO INSIDE!" He then pushes them inside the tower. The tower was so large and so threatening, everyone tried to push away from it but Bobobo keeps pushing them like a bull. Once inside they were surprised at what they saw,they were in the most dangerous room of the tower.... Filled with pink fluff and flowers everywhere, bunnies hop around the floor as the whole tower shined from the top down. In the middle of the tower was a large throne that had vines growing around it and a woman sat on it petting an orange and blue rabbit. The woman was wearing a blue suit with long blue hair and had piercing green eyes. "Ah...Welcome Bobobo, we've been waiting for thou to arrive. Now that thou has arrived, we shall destroy thou in thy chamber of misery" The woman says as the room around gleams in it's..........pinkness. Bobobo stands tall and says "No matter how deadly you may sound, you'll never take my butterfly net!" He holds out a net "AHHH! A NET!!" A bunny yells and hides in Bobobo's hair. The woman laughs as she stands up holding the orange and blue rabbit "We've done more than that! We've taken your precious NOODLES!" She takes a hand and holds out a bowl of steaming noodles. Bobobo gasps as he see them "NOODLES!! YOU'RE HERE!!" he drops the net and starts to run to the woman. The woman slightly tilts the bowl and water slightly pours out which made Bobobo stop as the noodles seemingly scream in pain. "Come any closer and we'll pour all the water out of thy noodles!" "Please.....help us!" The noodles cry out. Bobobo clenched in fist and put it up in the air, then suddenly turns into an octopus and says "I'd love to, but which arm are you willing to take?" The woman stands there looking at Octo-Bo "...Is this real life?" she asks looking at the others behind him Rarity answers "How should we know?" The woman sighs and spills more juice from the noodles "Now Bobobo, are you really going to-" "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!! TIME FOR WORK!!" Bobobo suddenly yells smacking the woman with piles of papers that have to do with finding a job, going to a job, working while you work, a job for finding a job, and other stuff that has to do with jobs and....stuff. "NOOOOO, not work! I hate to work! I'm only here because this is my house!" The woman says loudly Bobobo suddenly slams on a desk that rose up from the ground "But if you're here then you have to pay house taxes and if you don't work THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!" Bobobo punches the woman clean out the wall. "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SAFEAUTO!!" The woman screams as her hair comes off on impact of Bobobo's fist. The woman's hair floats down ontop of the desk as the blue and orange rabbit sniffs it. Fluttershy goes over and cuddles the rabbit. "Oooh, you're so cute. I could just hug you all day!" Fluttershy says "I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT CUTE!" The rabbit yells suddenly Fluttershy eeps and falls over frozen stiff. The rabbit then forms into Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, along side of a spiky haired lawyer looking fellow. "Well blow our cover why don't ya?!" The lawyer yells at Don "HEY, I'm keeping you here only because you got me out of that pudding problem I got into at the zoo!" Don yells back "I didn't even say I wanted to come along you little orange star thing!" The lawyer says as he stomps on Don. "Hey Jelly, who's the new guy?" Bobobo asks "Hey Bobobo, this is my attorney. He helped us out with not getting caught at the zoo, but Don Patch wanted him to stay because he helped him out of a certain pudding problem with one of the animals..." Jelly answers "Oooh, yeah. Pudding is one of his weaknesses in this story..." ".......I don't even want to know." Twilight says looking at the four. "It's best not to know.." Beauty says "So who are you exactly?" Rainbow asks flying over to the attorney The attorney looks over to Rainbow and stares at her "....I'm not in some fairytale world am I?" "Fairytale?? What the hay are you talking about?" "Well for starters, you're a flying horse that is talking and has rainbow colored hair." ".....AND?!" Rainbow says irritated "Well to me that is illogical since they cannot exist since they are the imagination of ones mind." "WHAT DO YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!" Bobobo says kicking the attorney away The attorney is sent flying out of the wall with a label at the top right corner with a boot saying "Bobobo [boot] Attorney". The attorney soon randomly comes back in an instant with the same expression. "....What just happened there?" Applejack asks "Reference to a game cowpony." Don says smoking a pipe standing next to her "Who are you?! Don't bother trying to figure out anything right now just tell us who. You. Are!!" Rainbow says poking the attorney The attorney backed up a bit "Alright! Fine! Just give me a moments rest!" After a while he finally speaks up "My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm an attorney that defends people against certain crimes that they may or may have not committed." Bobobo suddenly says "Welcome aboard Phoenix bird! We're about to go to the next Tower of Baldy bald! Come with us!!" He suddenly turns into a van and honks his nose for a horn sound. "What?! Why should I come with you?" Phoenix says loudly. "Because the only way we can get back is defeating Baldy bald and having the pretty princess use her magic to send us back!!" Don says running around Phoenix like a little kid "Ugh....fine. At least I'll have someone to talk to besides these freaks." Phoenix says walking to the group of ponies. and Beauty. "Welcome to the group partner!" Applejack says patting Phoenix on the back. Van-o-Bo opens the door to him "Get in and I'll take ya to the next tower!" Everyone gets in Van-o-Bo and Van-o-Bo drives off with 'What is Love' playing on the radio, Everyone bops their head to the song except maybe Rarity. You know how she is with getting her hair messed up. And maybe Fluttershy since she fainted...she got dragged by Rainbow to Van-o-Bo. Until next time! Byes!