''Ugh.. This.. This is painful..." I said, as my aching body would barely move. After a few moments, I started to gain control, and place my hand on my- "AH!" I looked at what touched my face, and saw it was no hand, it was a paw! I tried to stand up, but it was like riding a bike with a broken wheel, I instantly lost balance and fell to my side.
"What.. The hell.. Is.. HAPPENING!?" I yelled out, and I instantly felt something.. It was like I was in a fixed bend position. I came to the conclusion I had become some sort of lion. I was horribly wrong. I shakily looked up, and saw that I had huge bat wings, spread out for whatever reason. "A lion with bat wings!?.. I think I've heard of this..." His fur softly danced in the gentle breeze, and I felt as if I was realizing what I was. As an.. Unexpected confirmation, I rose my behind in the air, and heard the horrible hissing of a snake. I jumped off the ground and clung to a tree. I'm terrified of snakes, did you know that? I shakily looked down to see that the snake was... Attached to me..? God, that sounds so wrong, but I gasped in shock, and jumped down, instantly falling.. Again..
"I-I'm.. A Manticore!" I yelled, and I smiled, first a light chuckling, then turning into extreme laughter. "Wow! I'm a Manticore! This is awesome!" I jumped up, unbalanced, but on his paws, and let out a loud roar, and heard the birds rustle out of the forest. I returned to my laughter on the ground. "I can't believe I'm a Persion mythological creature, this is purely amaz-...Wait.. Manticores.. Don't exist on Earth.." I looked around, and saw I was fairly close to a familiar setting in his favorite show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It was the Froggy Bottom Bogg. "That's.. That's where the hydras lives... I'm in.. I'm in Equestria!"
Despite all the backdraws to this, I flew up in the air, VERY shakily, and cheered out loud. "I'm in Equestria!!" Seconds later, I felt that I was falling, and I felt that my wings gave out, and folded to my sides. "Oooh crap.." I started to rocket towards the ground. "OOOH CRAP!" I instinctively shielded my face, and crashed onto the ground, unconscious.
-HOURS LATER-
When my hearing returned to me, all I could hear was silent whispering and mumbling, which got me confused. I couldn't speak, it was like my mouth did not want to say it. When my eyes adjusted, all I could see was white tile ceiling with the occasional light, which got me to assume I was in a hospital. I could barely speak, but I was able to mutter out: "Was.. It a dream...?"
"No, sweetheart.. This is real.. Quite real.." A feminine voice replied. She sounded familiar, and against weakness, my body jump started and hugged whoever spoke. "Mom!" I exclaimed.
"E-excuse me?.." The voice replied,confusedly returning the hug. "Sir.. I am not your mother.." I looked up at the woman to see she was right.. The.. girl.. so to speak, was familiar to me.. She had no legs, she had forearms, and back legs.. and I looked at her face, and it scared the living hell out of me. She was a unicorn! A white-furred unicorn! I fell back, and hit my head on the bed, groaning. "Where am I? Who are you?"
"My name is Nurse Redheart, sweety, and you're in the Ponyville Hospital."
"I knew this day was getting better." I said, chuckling.