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// A great idea. 
// Story: Screaming Eag...Pegasi! 
// by mineturtle 
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          The sun was rising the robots were marching and the rockets were flying, this was a typical day for the soldier. Ever since the Graymann came, he has been getting more kills then ever he knew that the hippie robots were trying to shut down his war, no one shuts down his war. 

"Engie deploy a teleporter here." Demanded the soldier he wanted to be in the action as fast as he could be, so far he has been using his Cow Mangler 5000  more often he never liked it it took too much time to fire the exploding beams but it was one of his weapons that did not require ammunition. His team consisted of the Engineer, Spy, Demoman, and scout. It's not the team the soldier would have picked but its what he was given and by god he was going to beat those metal hippies with a team that can barely hold them selves together.

" Sorry soldier boy but I can't put a teleporter there it's just to darn close to the robots base it will be destroyed by the time the robots come out. It's just ain't right putting it there." Ah the Engie a hard working American, he was a hard hat wearing grease monkey, he was a Texan born and raised, he was real smart too he made the German Doctor sound like an idiot. He was the team's defense and he was always worried how the team was acting he was a tactical kind of guy while the soldier was more of a headstrong kind of guy. The Engie would always disagree with the soldiers plans because well they were just awful, the only good plan the soldier had was making a decoy of coal town to trick the robots.

"What did you just say son? I said to deploy a teleporter here, now get your lazy rump over there before I have stick my boot in your anus!" 

"Alright alright don't get your knockers in a twist rocketman." The Engie wasn't one for violence between the team he always liked to play the good guy. if some one had personal problem then you sure as hell would find the Engie give that person a beer and a talk to that person for a good while.

"Will both of you idiots stop your fighting, the robots are arriving" advised the spy as he began to cloak but was soon discovered by a mechanical pyro thankfully the spy being a spineless snake, he was using a dead ringer and was back in the front. 

"Good thinking frenchie. ATTAAACK!" As the battle commenced the soldier put on his war face he shot robots like there was no tomorrow. Robot parts were flying everywhere, legs flew over his head and a head hit him in the knee. While the soldier was massacring the metal menace, his companions were not so lucky in the battle the scout was quickly ripped apart by a roboheavy, the Demoman being drunk on the battle Field caused him to unknowingly stand on his own sticky trap. 

The team was losing they needed to fined a way that would cause them to win. Luckily the soldier being the only one alive had an idea.

"If I overcharge my mangler and use all my critz canteens when I teleport maybe that would cause an ultra charge destroying the giant bomb carrier" with this plan the soldier couldn't lose, well the soldier wouldn't have failed if he thought over his plan. So he ended up overcharging his mangler to early causing him to shoot while he was in midst teleport, causing both energies to mix making an explosion destroying the robot base. When the smoke cleared, the Engie and co were going to congratulate the soldier. There was no trace of him the team just thought he died, so they waited and waited no soldier.

"Where in Sam's hell is the soldier?" snapped the Demoman drinking his almost empty bottle of scrumpy.

"And where is that shape shifting devil?" 
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