After a few minutes both the human and the princess calmed down and merely enjoyed the peaceful silence that reigned over them. Unfortunately there were more questions to be asked and more things to explain.
"Now then" Princess Celestia began, after using a wing tip to dry her eyes. "Just a few more questions and some more de briefing and then you're off to Equestria".
"Um...ok I guess"
"Age?"
"20" the human answered.
"Gender?"
"...Female isn't it obvious?"
"Just checking" Celestia replied with a smirk.
"Now for your general appearance and any acccories from Earth you'd like to bring"
"Um the only thing I really want to take with me would be..I duno my pillows, my plush toy husky and my ipod i guess...and i have no idea what I'd look like as a pony...except maybe to have a short curled fringe parted in the middle with a long mostly straight mane and tail"
"Well you won't be a 'pony' in the true sense of the word" Clelstai stated.
"Huh?" the human said bluntly.
"You will a hybrid of sorts as your experiences in life has left your mind too troubled to graft to normal pony magic. You will be cross between a pony and a dragon, and given the tittle of 'Dragon mage"
"Huh?"
"Originally they were called drakecorns, a fusion of dragon and pony magic that theoretically could rival even my own" Celestia explained. "Of course that was never proven but a drakecorn was never born a pony, and very rarely ever born a dragon"
"Then what are they?" the girl asked
"They were creatures from other dimensions that had come to equestria either through DIscord's magic or their own devices, and with the Vardosian failsafe in place many chose to live their lives out in Equestria but some couldn't exactly fit in with my little ponies. Dark pasts, trauma and other things prevented pony magic from grafting to their minds to allow a complete transformation, so with the blessing from the dragon king I created a new species with a form that was part pony, part dragon in order to compensate for the often troubled minds of those creatures".
"Oh, and that's what I'll become?" I asked.
"You will, and in order to better yourself as both a human and a pony, you will serve me as my undercover agent, though it won't be anywhere near as exciting as the name sounds" she replied.
"So I just follow your student around to make sure she doesn't get herself killed or something?"
"Pretty much and she is a he in this universe" Celestia said with a smirk.
".....Huh?"
The Princess only smirked. As confusion settled onto the features of the girl the white alicorn smiled and launched into another explanation.
"This world is slightly different from the Alpha-verse you know as 'cannon'. Ponies that were originally mares are now stallions and there are more to the personalities and behaviours of those ponies that you wouldn't notice in the show. Because of this things will work very differently in some cases, but feel normal in others. For instance during your transformation- which you will be unconscious for of course- I will give the correct muscle memory and mannerisms of a pony that has spent their whole lives knwoing how to walk and fly, of course you'll need to learn some of the finer mechanics such as proper wing and hoof care but that comes later" Celestia finished.
"Any questions?" the princess of the sun asked.
"Just what will I be doing in Equestria during major events like the openning episodes for each season? In fact what the hell could I do during any of that anyway, I have no talent that I can think of, at least in human terms anyway...I'm not strong or fast and I'm certainly not smart-"
"Yes you are" Celestia cut in. "Just because your one true talent doesn't, or rather can't, be applied to the human world doesn't mean it can not work in Equestria".
"I don't get it" the girl replied.
"You have a unique imagination and a mind for the impossible of things, and with a fanscination for all things mythical and magical, I know exactly what your special talent is" Celestia stated.
"Oh god I'm a mary sue" The human groaned.
Celestia giggled at that.
"No you are not, let me clarify; you will find it impossible to weild unicorn magic without the aide of an artifact or unless I grant you that ability. Even then you will be restricted to the most basic of the three 'T's' of unicorn magic: Telekinesis, Teleportation and Telepathy. Your special talent is weilding magic wihout a spell formula, raw, ancient magic that only a dragon can weild. You will be no stronger than a dragon that is at the same stage of their life as you. You will also be no stronger than the White mage of Canterlot, and even she has a large amount of seals on her power" Celestia explained.
"So I basically have to learn everything from scratch right?"
"Precisely" Celestia answered. "Just remember that even a dragon has weaknesses that can be exploited, yours no doubt will be extreme cold and a slight mental instability that comes from learning about a world so different from your own".
"Oh you noticed my 'lesson zero' tendancies huh?" the human jokingly asked.
"Now, finally you need a new name, and I have the perfect one for you" Celestia stated.
"Really?"
Celestia nodded and began a short speech.
"I welcome you to Equestria...Sunset Moonfire"