//------------------------------// // Clubbing // Story: Shadow Darkwing // by Bro-Pony //------------------------------// Twilights POV: I woke up late that afternoon, I was still upset about the night before and I didn’t feel like taking on the world today. “Good afternoon Twi.” Spike greeted as I walked by him going down to the kitchen to try and get some food in me, and to talk to Shadow about the night before. “Where’s Shadow?” I asked as I poured a cup of coffee into my cup and proceeded to cook some eggs for an omelet. “I don’t know, he never came home last night after he left.” Spike said focusing on balancing on a stack of books while he tried to reach a book off a high shelf. “What! Did he go to Vinyl’s?” I yelled shocked by the way Shadow acted. “Wha- aww” was all spike could say before he lost his balance and fell. “Sorry…” I said as I lifted him and the books up with my magic and put the books back into their rightful places. “It’s fine, and I don’t know, he didn’t seem too happy with her last night after the incident. “Good! He should feel bad, I mean after the way he treated me! I said angrily. “Well… you two aren’t dating so… what did he do wrong?” spike asked trying to figure everything out. “He… he… oh wow… you’re right, I guess I just got jealous and blamed Him for kissing a girl that wasn’t me.” I said realizing the mistake I made last night and started to feel horrible. “So, you do like him?” Spike asked me. “Well, just a little… but I think he likes somepony else like AJ or Rainbow.” I said looking down feeling sorry for myself. “Hey now, if he is as great as all you mares think he is, he will see how great you are and it will all work out fine.” Spike said trying to cheer me up, and it worked. “I guess you’re right, I mean, after all he does live with me.” I said. “Of course I’m right!” he said with a cocky grin. “Well should I go find him?” I asked “No, let him come back when he is ready.” He said “Ok, ok… I just really want to apologize is all.” I said getting antsy “Just go through your day like a normal one and I’m sure he will come back tonight.” he said. “Ok, ok I will.” I said as I headed out the door to go practice some magic. My POV: It was a long night, I didn’t want to go back to Twilights because I really pissed her off so I went to Rarity’s, for some reason I had a feeling she was the most sharing of all of them and I just knew she wouldn’t turn me down to a place for the night. “Morning sleepy head.” Rarity said as I slowly woke up to the smell of eggs and bacon. “What time is it?” I asked as I rubbed my eyes to clear my vision. “Well, it’s 1:30, so I guess it’s the afternoon.” She said with a smile as she started to bring the food closer to me. “Here, I made you some brunch so you can get some energy and hopefully feel better, no offense but you looked pretty rough last night when you showed up.” She said with a smile “Ugh thanks, and sorry for such a short notice.” I said as I began to lean up to get some food. “Please darling, it’s the least I could do for the colt who saved my precious little sister Sweetie bell.” She said as she set the food down on my lap. “It was nothing really, anypony could have done it.” I said as I started to eat some of the food. “I couldn’t have done it, and I know for a fact no colt in Ponyville has the courage to stand up to a manticore, let alone two.” She said with awe in her eyes. “Well thanks, how is she anyways?” I asked “She’s fine, but her and her little friends are still amazed in your glory, you are all she talks about when she comes over.” She said as she picked up the empty plates and started towards the kitchen. She stopped at the door and said “The shower is to your left, I will be out in the kitchen cleaning up a bit, when you’re ready you can come on out.” Then she continued on out to the kitchen. “Thanks” I hollered and proceeded into the shower. After my shower, I walked out into the main room to see rarity was done with cleaning and was now working on a new design. “What you working on?” I asked as I walked up on her, I must have startled her because she jumped a little. “Oh this? It’s just some design I’m working on, do you design cloths? I ask because, well to be honest, I don’t know too much about you.” She said as she turned around so I could see her design. “Well, to be honest, I don’t know much about me either.” I said with a chuckle “Oh, right, well why don’t you give your hoof at it? Who knows, maybe you used to be a designer.” She said also chuckling. “Oh I don’t know…” I said “Come on, don’t be a downer, just give it a try dear.” She said pulling the large piece of paper back to reveal another large empty piece. “Well, I guess I’ll give it a try, but don’t get your hopes up.” I said as I sat down and picked up the pencil with my magic. “Ok.” She said. Once the pencil touched the canvas paper, time froze; all the colors seemed to fade to a darker color. “Huh?” I said to myself. All of a sudden, my horn began to glow and my magic picked up all of paint brushes and colored pencils, and began to put all the colors back into the room. And just like that, I had the memories of drawing, and it turns out I’m actually pretty good; everything went back to normal and time unfroze as Rarity was looking at me expectantly. “Oh right! I was going to draw a design.” I said awkwardly trying not to seem suspicious. “Here we go.” I said and began to draw a sketch of a dress with a zigzag design on a tuxedo, next I added in some colors, the tux itself was black with a white and silver outline on the zigzags, and it had black pants with a similar design. The zigzags where were on the left side of the tux going up to the color. “Wow, that’s spectacular, do you mind if I make this?” she asked. “Feel free, as far as I’m concerned, it’s your idea.” I said as I got out of the seat. “Wow, thank you, and I’m going to make it and call it, the Shadow addition.” She said with a smile. “Wow, thanks Rarity.” I said with a smile. “No thank you for the idea, so what are your plans today?” she asked. “Well… I don’t really have any, I’m probably just going to go and try to meet some people, you see, Twilight is mad and I think I should just give her some space so she has time to think.” I said. “Well, if you want, me and Pinkie are going to this concert tonight in Canterlot, I’d love it If you come, and don’t worry it’s not a boring party, it’s actually a pretty splendid time.” She said “Sounds like fun, count me in.” I said “OK great, so tell me, have you ever been clubbing before?” she asked “ugh… I don’t know.” I said. “Oh, right…” she said, and then there was an awkward silence. “What is clubbing?” I asked “Well, basically a lot of ponies meet up and party.” She said with a smile. “Sounds like fun, is there food?” I asked. “Yes but be sure to bring money, it’s not cheap.” She said laughing. “Oh wow, you sound like a pro at clubbing.” I said also laughing. “You could say I can have a good time.” She said still laughing. “So what time is this party?” I asked. “Well we will be leaving at 4 because it’s a long way to canterlot, so we should get there around 6, it is 3 now so we probably start getting ready now.” She said looking at her clock. “Ok, sounds good… I’m ready to go’ I said “You have to wear something nice if you’re going out, you don’t have any game looking like that.” She said checking me out. “What do you mean game?” I asked confused “Oh, you must have been shelter before you lost your memories… well don’t worry about it, you look good enough and once I fix you up I’ll help you work on your game.” She said as she pulled out some cloths for me to wear, then went into the shower to begin getting ready. “Put those on.” She said from inside the shower. “Ugh, ok.” I said and did as she said. I was wearing a black button up shirt with a collar that had some kind of white designs on it, it looked like it was forming some kind of growing flower, needless to say it looked cool, she also gave me a pair of black shoes that also looked quite cool. 30 minutes later she stepped out of the bathroom and was all ready to go. “Wow Rarity! You look… great.” I said as I checked her out, she was wearing a leather a black and purple shirt with a light leather jacket on that was also black; she had red lipstick on and some sort of skin tight black spandex pants on. “Oh, thanks darling, you don’t look half bad yourself.” She said as she looked up and down then winked. “ugh… thanks” I said blushing, I wasn’t sure what to say so I just went quite so I didn’t make a fool of myself. “Well, let’s go get pinkie.” She said as she headed out the door. “Ok.” I said as I followed behind her. All the colts stopped and started at Rarity as we walked bye, I couldn’t help but feel laugh a little at their expressions. “What’s so funny?” she asked as she looked over at me. “All the colts are staring at you.” I whispered into her ear. “Well, yes my dear, if you haven’t notices I look quite marvelous” she said as we walked forward. “Well ya but, I didn’t go all googly eyes over you.” I said trying to retain the remaining dignity I had from early at her house. “True, that’s why you’re here next to me and they are all staring at me walk by.” She said with a smile. “Oh.” Was my only response. “Wow Rarity, you look hot.” Said Pinkie as she walked out, she also looked quite nice in her own way. “Thanks darling, you too, looks like you are going to have a great time tonight.” Rarity said to Pinkie. “Yep! You look good too Shadow, I didn’t know you where the partying typ.” She said as she walked next to me. “Well, to be honest-“was all I could say before Rarity interrupted me. “This is his first time partying, he doesn’t even know what game is!” she said as she began to chuckle. “Oh, well I can help you with your game; I have the best in town.” Pinkie said with a grin. “Really I asked? And what is game?” I asked as we walked up to the train station. “Why yes, it’s true, Pinkie has a mean game.” Rarity said. “Hi Rarity.” A voice said, from behind us as we were walking towards our train. “Oh, hi Spike, what are you doing here?” Rarity asked. “Just running some errands for Twilight, you look great!” he said as his eyes lit up when he got a closer view. “Why thank you Spike, Shadow, Pinkie, and I are going clubbing so I decided to dress up a little.” Rarity said. “Oh cool…” Spike said sounding a little disappointed once he realized I was with her. “So, Shadow, where were you? Twilight was looking for you this morning.” Spike said a little testy. “He was at my house; he wanted to give Twilight some space so she could think about things.” Rarity answered for me. “He stayed the night at your house?” Spike said getting a little jealous. “Well, yes but it’s not the big of a deal sweetie.” Rarity said “Well I have to get going, Tell Twilight I said hi and that Shadow will be staying at my house again tonight.” Rarity said before Spike could answer and started to walk towards the train. “Tell Twi I said I’m sorry for what happened the other night.” I said as pinkie dragged me towards the train. “Whatever.” Spike said On the train: “So, you want to learn about the art of having game?” Pinkie asked. “Um… sure?’ I said unsure of myself. “Well first rule, be confident.” Pinkie said. “Ok.” I said nodding my head. “So, Game is basically being able to pull bitches in.” Pinkie said, completely shocking me from saying bitches. “Um, did you say bitches?” I asked. “You don’t know what bitches are?” Pinkie asked slapping her hand on her face in disgust. “No, I know what bitches are, I’m just surprised you said bitches, I thought you were more innocent.” I said. “Oh, Pinkie? Noooo!! If you want innocent, talk to Flutter shy, Twilight, or Apple Jack, not Pinkie.” Rarity said flashing a look at Pinkie. “She’s right, I’m hard core, and Rarity is pretty crazy at times too.” Pinkie said. “Don’t tell him that Pinkie.” Rarity said blushing. “What? All you did was making out with Vinyl once.” Pinkie said. “What!?” I said completely shocked “Well, I told you I party pretty hard.” Rarity said blushing a little. “So, to have good game you need to know how to use your body in your advantage, get up and walk towards us from the other side of the aisle.” Pinkie said. “Do I have too?” I asked “Just do it!” They both said. “Fine.” I said as I did as they said, I walked towards them like I always walk but I acted more confident and bucked my chest out a little more and flexed my body a little. “Wow, that was pretty good; I never knew you were buff.” Rarity said “Thanks, now what?” I asked feeling good about myself. “Now you have to use some mojo and talk to us like you want to pick us up.” Pinkie said. “What do you mean pick you up?” I asked confused. “Wow... Ok, I don’t have time to explain that stuff, you’ll figure it out yourself if you’re as good at game as you look, now try to flirt with us.” Pinkie said staring o get a bit frustrated. “Ugh ok.” I said, then walked over and sat next to Pinkie and said “So, what’s up?” “Stop… I’m not one of your bro’s, I’m an attractive bitch you want to pick up… do it again but this time grow a pair.” She said more frustrated than before. Just then I started to feel weird and then, my mind started to get a sensation that I wasn’t myself. “Fine.” I said and tried again, “Tell me, what is a pretty mare doing in a place like this?” I asked “You know, just trying to have a good time.” Pinkie replied acting like another mare. “Oh, I see, well I can think of a few ways we could have some fun, if you can handle it, here’s my number so hit me up when you get a chance.” I said then got up and acted like I was walking back. “That… That was great.” Pinkie said. “She’s right; I even got caught up in it.” Rarity said. “Thanks… I have no idea what came over me though.” I said, still feeling kind of weird, like I did this all before. “Well get ready to go… it looks like we got here a little later then I thought, but that’s ok, the later the better.” Rarity said, and then we all got off the train. “So, what do I do when I pick up a bitch?” I asked Pinkie “Well, if you are lucky I might just show you later tonight” Pinkie said with a wink “What does she mean Rarity?” I asked extremely confused. “Just ignore her, she’s just being Pinkie.” Rarity said as she laughed. “Oh, ok.” I said, and then laughed as well. Twilights POV: “Finally! The day is over and I can talk to Shadow.” I said to myself as I walked into the library expecting to see him in there. “Shadow, I’m home! I just want to- “He’s not here, he is with Rarity, they’re going clubbing tonight and he’s staying at her house tonight.” Spike said interrupting me; it looked like he had been crying. “Spike… are you alright?” I asked. “Ya, just fine, Shadow slept at Rarity’s last night. “Sounds like someone is jealous, and why did he do that? I asked “He said he wanted to give you space since you were mad at him, so he stayed at her place…. He also said he was sorry.” He said, “And I’m not jealous!” He added. “Ok, well I trust he will be good while he is out clubbing with Rarity… as long as Pinkie isn’t there to corrupt him, she wasn’t there was she?” I asked with a bit of concern. “I-I can’t remember to be honest… I don’t think so though.” He said putting his finger on his chin trying to remember. “Good, she would do who knows what to him.” I said with a chuckle because I was glad she wasn’t there. My POV: When we walked up to the building, there was a large white peruses with big muscles standing in front of the door with a red rope in his mouth and a long line behind it. “This is going to take forever” Pinkie said. “I know, I don’t remember the line being this long last time, must be the live performance tonight.” Rarity said. “Do you think they will let us in?” I asked. “Oh, trust me; I have a few ways to get muscles over there to let us in.” Pinkie said. “Oh Pinkie.” Rarity said. The line moved quite fast surprisingly, a lot of ponies where rejected to from the large Pegasus. “Looks like there is an uneven ratio in there.” Rarity said “What do you meant?” I asked. “Well, they want an equal amount of mares and colts so the club stays interesting and fun.” She said. “I see.” I said. When we finally got to the front, the large Pegasus said “Sorry, we aren’t taking any more ponies in right now, boss’s orders.” “Are you sure big man? Is there anything I can do for you to change your mind?” Pinkie asked as she bent over in front of him so he could see down her shirt. “Nope… but maybe he can.” He said looking at me. I turned around looking to see who he was talking, then noticing that it was to dark to see much further past me I realized he was talking about me. “Um…. This is my first time clubbing and I have no idea what I could possibly do for you yo let us in, I guess I could talk to your boss if you want.” I said innocently “Very funny, you know what I’m talking about.” The Pegasus said winking at me. “No he doesn’t, he lost all of his memories and he doesn’t even know what picking up bitches is.” Rarity said. “Oh, I see, so… maybe I can show you?” he said “Um, show me what?” I asked. “Come back here and I’ll show you.” He said. “Should I?” I asked Rarity and Pinkie. “Might as well, you might like it.” Pinkie said blushing and laughing at what she knew was about to happen. “Rarity?” I asked trying to get her opinion but she was too bust talking to some other colt. “Ok, why not?” I said as I followed the big white Pegasus into the ally. 30 seconds later: “OWWW” was herd from the Ally, then I came out without the large Pegasus. “What happened?” Pinkie asked. “I knocked him out.” I said angrily at her. “Why?” she asked laughing. “He whipped outmhis dick and told me to suck it!” I said. “Why didn’t you?” Pinkie asked. “I don’t float that way… how could you let me go over there?” I asked pissed off. “Well, you don’t have any memories so for all we know, you could have liked colts.” She said giggling. “You owe me…” I said scowling at her. “Oh, well do you want to go to the back ally and let me make it up to you?” she asked as she jerked her head in the direction of the ally. “Funny!” I said sarcastically. “It wasn’t a joke…” She said trailing off. “Hey, these are my friends, Shadow and Pinkie.” Rarity said coming out of nowhere with 2 colts and 3 mares behind her. “Hi!” they all said. “Ugh, hi.” I said. “Your friend told us about your predicament so we wanted to try and help your first clubbing night rock, it can be hard to have fun when your just a nobody with no connections, in fact, I have a friend in a band so if you’re really nice, MAYBE I’ll get you tickets to his show.” Said a brown colt with a red Mohawk and a nose ring going through his nostrils. “Hey, don’t talk to my friend like that, he isn’t a nobody.” Rarity said “Look, your hot so I’m cool with you and your pink friend, but this nerd is a nobody, look at him, he probably hasn’t even kissed a mare before!” said the colt, then all of his friends laughed. This triggered something inside of me and I started to feel like I did on the train when I fake hit on Pinkie. “You can keep your tickets, I’m good” I said in a chill voice. “Oh, you gona cry now nobody?” the colt said. “Naw, I’m good.” I said in the same chill voice. Then we heard a voice from inside say “Ryan, you can let more ponies in!”… “Ryan You there?” “I guess I’ll do it myself!” yelled the same female voice. Then Vinyl Scratch walked out and said “Ok guys, I’m going to let some more ponies in so lets see who’s worth.” “Wow! Vinyl, pick me and my posy! We’re cool, I have a friend in a band!” yelled the dush bag colt all over Rarity. “I’m just going to let people come in order of the line.” She said with a smile. “Sounds good, just don’t let this dweeb who’s never been to a club before in, he might ruin the buzz, plus I don’t think he has even kissed a pony before!” yelled the dush colt, then his posy cheered. “Shadow?” Vinyl said in a surprised voice not expecting me to be here. “You know this loser Vinyl?” the D bag colt asked “That “Loser” is one of the best musicians I have ever met, and yes he has kissed a pony before… I should know after all because I basically threw myself on him… sorry about that by the way.” She said. “You have to be kidding!” yelled the D bag pony. “If I was kidding would I give him and his friends VIP wrist bands, which includes a backstage pass, free drinks, and of course a spot in the VIP section.” She said with a wink. “Wow, thanks Vinyl!” Rarity, Pinkie, and I sad “No problem guys, come on in!” She yelled, she then let in several more ponies, including the Dbag and his posy. The inside was lite by black lights, and strobe lights, ponies where dancing, and drinking some kind of drink that looked good. “Wow! This is awesome!” I yelled to my friends “Hell ya, I’m going to go get hammered, see you around!” Pinkie yelled as she took off to who knows where. “I’m going to go talk to some cute colts, you ok on your own?” she asked. “Ya, go have fun” in that calm voice, I still felt weird, like I wasn’t myself. There was a live band playing, they weren’t very good but I assumed they were just the opining act. “Shadow! Over here!” Vinyl yelled. “What’s up?” I asked Vinyl, who also looked very good, it made me felt a weird feeling which seemed to make me even more unlike myself… but I liked it. “I just wanted to say you look smoking hot right now!” she said as she drank some kind of drink. “Thanks.” I said. “What I really wanted to do was introduce you to some bands who might help you get famose, this is Safire star, she is a pop singer. “Hi, nice to meet you, and Rarity is right, you do look hot.” She said. “Thanks ms.Star.” I said, she had a safire blue body with a gold star as ger cutie mark and a light blue mane with highlights of different shades of blue in it. “What a gentle colt, you can call me Safire though.” She said. “Ok Safire.” I said. “So you’re a singer huh? I’d like to hear you play tonight.” She said. “Well, this isn’t really the kind of music he plays…” Vinyl said. “Can you rap?” Asked a colt with a leather jacket on and jeans, he had a blonde mane and was a tan white color. “Um… I know, to be honest I didn’t know I could play or sing until last week and I was knocked out for three of the days so I don’t know..ha…” I said. “Oh, right, Vinyl told us you lost all of your memories, respect brother.” He said. “Well, why don’t you put on a show tonight? One with me, Vinyl, and slim?” Safire said. “I’m assuming your name is slim?” I asked the tan pony. “Good guess, ha.” He said with a chuckle. “Well, why not?” I said. “Ok sounds good, well I’m up first so shall we go?” Safire asked “Ya, sounds good.” I said and we went up to the stage then Vinyl made an introduction for us. “What’s up my ponys?” she asked to the crowd and recived a loud applause in return. “Good, tonight we are having a change of plans, as you know, we have guest singers Safire Star and Slim shaggy in the house but, we also have a personal friend of mine, who just recently woke up with no memories of his old life, Shadow Darkwing, or as we call him, Shadow Bolt!” Vinyl said, the crowd whent nuts and I felt great. “Shadow Bolt?” I asked Safire. “Ya, I don’t know either.” She said. “So, what song are we doing?” Safire asked me “Follow my lead.” I said. “Ok, sounds good.” I started the playing the beginning on the guitar and then we started. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgxutIowhPI Fast Car (Boyce Avenue Kina Grannis acoustic cover) on iTunes.flv You got a fast car And I want a ticket to go anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working I say his body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car But is it fast enough so we can fly away We gotta make a decision We leave tonight or live and die this way I remember we were driving driving in your car The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car And we go cruising to entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in a market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a big house and live in the suburbs You got a fast car And I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me would find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast car and keep on driving You got a fast car But is it fast enough so you can fly away You gotta make a decision You leave tonight or live and die this way The crowd whent nuts, Safire kissed my cheek which made the crowd go even wilder. “Well that was certainly a good performance, next up is him and slim shaggy.” Vinyl said the crowd, again, with crazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QagF35LIFFE Rocketeer [Cover] - Sam Stone & Jason Khera Here we go, come with me There's a world out there that we should see Take my hand, close your eyes With you right here, I'm a rocketeer Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go Up, up here we go, go Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go Where we stop nobody knows, knows Where we goin' we don't need roads, roads And where we stop nobody knows, knows To the stars if you really want it Got, got a jetpack with your name on it Above the clouds in the atmosphere, phere Just say the words and we outta here, outta here Hold my hand if you feeling scared, scared We flying up, up outta here Here we go, come with me There's a world out there that we should see Take my hand, close your eyes With you right here, I'm a rocketeer, Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go Up, up here we go, go Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go, Where we stop nobody knows, knows Baby, we can stay fly like a G6 Shop the streets of Tokyo, get you fly kicks Girl you always on my mind, got my head up in the sky And I'm never looking down feeling priceless, yeah Where we at, only few have known Go on the next level, Super Mario I hope this works out, Cardio 'Til then let's fly, Geronimo Here we go, come with me There's a world out there that we should see Take my hand, close your eyes With you right here, I'm a rocketeer Nah, I never been in space before But I never seen a face like yours You make me feel like I could touch the planets You want the moon, girl watch me grab it See I ain't never seen the stars this close You got me struck by the way you glow I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go, come with me There's a world out there that we should see Take my hand, close your eyes With you right here, I'm a rocketeer Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go Up, up here we go, go Let's fly... Up, up here we go, go Where we stop nobody knows, knows, knows “Wow, he sings and raps, what a performance, I hope you all liked it!” Vinyl said “Shadow Bolt! SHADOW Bolt! SHADOW BOLT!” rarity chanted, which then led to the whole club chanting it. “It sounds to me, that you want Shadow Bolt to do an encore!” Vinyl yelled getting excited which made everyone else get excited. “What do you say Shadow? 1 more?” Vinyl asked. “How can I say no to such a great audience?” I said then picked up my guitar and used my magic to get the other instruments to play, that made the audience asy OOH and AWE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mscqMjLFs "Call Me Maybe" - Carly Rae Jepsen (Alex Goot, Dave Days, Chad Sugg COVER) I threw a wish in the well, Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell, And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish, Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this, But now you're in my way Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right, At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? And all the other mares, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? You took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all, But still, you're in my way I beg, and borrow and steal Have foresight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it, But it's in my way Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right, At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that I missed you so, so bad It's hard to look right, At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe? Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that So call me, maybe? Everyone cheered, even Vinyl was dancing when I stopped, the mares went crazy and when I wrote my number on a piece of paper and threw it into the crowd, they all pounced on it. “You’re pretty good, I would like to perform with you again some time.” Safire said. “Well, I just met you and… this is crazy but… here’s my number so… call me maybe?” I said which made her laugh. “Defiantly, I’ll have my manager set a concert up sometime.” Safire said. “Sounds good.” I said. “Well I should probably go find my friends, there are probably ready to leave and Pinkies hammered… whatever that means.” I said “Well, I had fun tonight, so go find your friends.” She said and walked away. “Shadow! Oveer heeer!” Rarity said wobbling a little. “what’s wrong with you?” I asked. “I’m wasted.” She said. “Oh, I know what that means, where’s Pinkie?” I asked “She’s giving some colt a good time..” She said “What?!” I asked in shock “Just kidding, she is knocked out” She said. “Oh… how are we going to get you and her home?” I asked. “I have no…. no…. What where you saying?” Rarity asked “This is going to be a problem. “I see you found your friends.” Safire said walking up behind me. “Ya… too bad there both too drunk to go home.” I said. “You guys can stay at my place.” She said. “Really? Thanks!” I said as I used my magic to float Pinkie in my shoulder. “Wow, isn’t she heavy?” Safire asked impressed by my strength. “Extreamlly.” I managed to say trying to keep me and her both up. “Oh, good thing I don’t live that far away.” She said. BANG! “Great… Rarity passed out too…” I said “Now what?” Safire asked. “Now I break my back.” I said as I lifted Rarity on top of pinkie and continued to walk with to full body of dead wait on me, thankfully I was stronger than usual that night, must be that element at work that Mist always talks about, it would explain why I haven’t felt myself today.