The Techno Wedding.

by SolidFerret


Welcome Back to Ponyville.

[A/N] So tell me, was it just like the first time? Looked promising but when you read it you were like "bleh." Still pissed that they made me use that box. But it's alway Blueshift who approves right after my story fails moderation. Next Chapter.



Hard Chords' p.o.v.

2 weeks later

I knew that in my mailbox there would be a wedding invitation that I knew wasn't made by the techno-y music couple. It had the fancy ribbons and all that sh*t. I don't know why i'm invited in the first place anyways. My bother and I haven't talked in years. Plus the last thing I heard him say to me was "I hope I never bucking see you again."

Anyways the wedding is in a week in the town Ponyville. My band is forbidden to even step hoof in that town so I think this will be the time to relax and watch my brother make an ass out of himself. I looked back at the invitation and opened it. There was a little message written in there.


Guess what buddy? You're the best stallion. That means that you have to leave by tomorrow.

- E. Notes.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great. They better be serving popcorn cause my speech will guarantee to make him look down in shame. I'm so excited that i'm already packing up. Getting my ticket and am on my way as we speak. It was fast I know. I inherited my fathers fast wings.

I could hardly keep my excitement. My brother clearly doesn't want this wedding to go accordingly since I've been invited. I screwed up his dates with mares and screwed up mine. It was a constant game of Spy vs. Spy. Just as beat him at something I realized that I broke a wing or as he's about to win at something I punch him in the face.

I was on the early train that was gonna arrive by eleven. I think Notes was supposed to leave on the next train since I think I saw him as the train pulled out of the station. I thought about waving back but that would ruin the surprise when he gets there and see's me waiting for me. The look on his face will be priceless.

Did I tell you about my lip piercing. Yep, got a lip ring on my left side of my bottom lip. Man was my dad pissed. He said that only girls get their lips pierced. I said that it depends on what lip he's talking about. I'm shocked he didn't pull it out in my sleep. My little brother found joy in putting magnets on it. At first it was funny since I thought of doing that, but as he got older he tried pulling it off with magnets.


The train pulled into the station after an hour. Stepping off, I noticed the weather went from overcast at Canterlot to right and sunny in Ponyville. Before I could take two steps out of the train before a pink blurred zoomed up to me.

"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie. I see your new here. What's your name?"

"Hard Chord."

"Neato. By the way, you look a lot like my friend who's getting married here in a week."

"I know. I'm his brother."

Pinkie gasped at my statement. "I didn't know Electronic Notes had a brother. He never said anything."

Big shock there. I only muttered "Boy I wonder."

"Tee hee. You're funny. Come on we need to find the others."

We went around to I was shown the sights where some ponies lived. We arrived at where she worked and also lived there were a few ponies there that she said I needed to meet since some they were a few of the bridesmades.

"Okay. This one here is Fluttershy." She said pointing at a butter colored Pegasus with a pink mane and tail. I couldn't get a good look at her face since she hid behind her mane. Pinkie whispered in my ear that she was shy. Yeah, extremely.

Then she moved on to a country pony with a cowboy hat named Applejack. Unlike the last one, she seemed excited to meet somepony new. Then there was Rainbow Dash. The moment I heard her name I wanted to 'naw really' but I kept quiet. She was really energetic and seemed intent on racing me.

"Wait guys, where's Twilight and Rarity?" Pinkie asked.

"Rarity is busy with the dresses and Twilight is stressing out over planning." Rainbow Dash said.

"You can't blame Twilight. The princess is coming for the vows." Fluttershy added

"Wait, the princess is coming." Those words made me think of every bad thing I've done in my life.

"Yeah. She knows Electronic Notes as a hero from defeating those Changelings." Rainbow Dash said. Before I could say another thing, Pinkie grabbed my hoof and began to pull me out the door.

"Come on. You need to meet the rest."

Before I knew it I was outside what was 'Carousel Boutique.' We trotted inside to see a unicorn mare with a snow colored coat and a purple mane and tail.

"Why hello there darling." She said in an accent. "Who might you be?" Before I could answer, Pinkie Pie spoke up.

"He's the grooms brother and best stallion. His name is Hard Chord."

"Oh thank Celestia. I needed the groom by today or I wouldn't get all my work done in time for the wedding."

"What do you need me for?"

"I need to take your measurements for your suit." She said as her magic fetched some measurement tape.


After that, we were off towards a library. Pinkie assured me that we weren't there to read. We walked into see a mare writing down notes.

"Hey Twilight there's somepony here you have to meet."

"Pinkie I don't... have...time." She seemed to have been amazed by something. She starred at me with bright eyes.

"Hi... my name is Twilight Sparkle." She said with her voice shaking.

"I'm Hard Chord."

"I'll leave you two alone."

"So I hear your the best stallion."

"Yeah."

"So... are you prepared for your speech?"

I could tell that she was shy. Not Fluttershy shy but I don't think this was her normally. Wait does she ha-

"Guys! The couple just arrived on the train."

An evil grin came upon my face as I took off towards the station.


Electronic Notes' p.o.v.

"Vinyl did we really need to invite my brother?"

"Yes."

"Did we really need to make him best stallion?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure he would know if we poisoned his drink?"

"For the one hundredth time, no but I won't let you do it anyway. Why do you and your brother not get along well?"

"Because the colt is out to get me."

"Pff Whatever."

"Come on. We're here."

We gathered our things and got ready to get off. As I got off the train I knew something was off as I looked at our welcoming party. That's when my eyes went wide when I saw my brother standing there with a devious grin on his face.

"I had a feeling you'd be here."

"The psychos haven't been caught have they!" He yelled back.* As Vinyl was already talking with the bridesmaids, I approached him. He put a hoof around me and said,

"Good to see you again brother." With a wicked grin.





* Tron: Legacy reference


[A/N] I Refuse the box. It is my enemy. Hope a you all enjoyed, leave a comment, like, etc. I do not own My Little Pony or the references I made.