Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies!

by Avery


Chapter 5: HI! Billy Mays here!

We join our heroes as they ride across the green lands of Equestria, Bobo-wagon was carrying everyone. Pinkie stood on Bobo-wagon's head while playing ten instruments, Twilight was reading a map as beauty looked over it with her. Fluttershy and Jelly Jiggler were having a tea party with Don Patch as a tea kettle.

"So where are we going exactly?" Beauty asks

"According to the princess, the main cause of the attacks have been from Manehattan. If we continue at this speed we'll be there in a couple of days..."

"No worries! We have plenty of time!" Bobo-wagon says while eating a sandwich

"Yeah right! Baldy bald may have already gotten most of the ponies there!" Beauty yells


Suddenly Don appears on screen "Actually Baldy bald is taking a nap! See for yourself!"

Don grabs the screen and moves it to Manehattan, and there lay Baldy bald....sleeping in his chair.

"See? Ok to being a tea thing!" Don moves the screen back to Bobo-wagon and the others.


"OH NO! BEAUTY! I NEED TO HEAD TO AMERICA TO GET MY SHIPMENT OF BONGOS!" Bobo-wagon suddenly spits out.

"Well it's kinda too late now..."

"Nonsense we can just go through that portal over there." Jelly says pointing to a portal infront of them

"Hey! Isn't that the same portal we talked to?!" Beauty says with a shocked look

"Wait! You mean we're going into YOUR world?!" Twilight says with the same shocked look

"Yup! Isn't it great?!" Don says still a tea kettle and nearly scaring Fluttershy half to death.

They all sped towards the portal, or Bobo-wagon sped towards the portal that carried them all in which turn that they all were speeding to it I uh.......NEVER MIND!

They all went into the portal and came into America, with all the signs having Japanese lettering!

"Here we are! Chinatown!" Bobo-wagon says with glee

"Chinatown?! But the lettering is Japanese!!" Beauty yells with a shocked look

Bobo-wagon rolls up to a random store, knocking on the door with his head. The door opens and out comes a bull washing a cup with a pink wash cloth.

"Yes?" It asks

"Hi, I ordered a shipment of bongos from here, do you have it yet?" Bobo-wagon says

"Are you Bobobo-bo bo-bobo?"

"Yes."

The bull goes back inside the store, there was a long silence.

"Well....best on get back to Equestria so that evil feller you talked about won't do anything else!" Applejack says

"SHHHH!" Bobo-wagon and Don says, Don was in one of the instruments that Pinkie held.

After a while the bull came out with a large box "Here you go....NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!" The bull kicks the box and Bobo-wagon and the others is sent backwards into a portal.

They all land hard on the ground, Bobobo turned back into himself and flaps his hands to fly a bit, then makes a dive bomb to the ground and goes inside the ground, feet and all. Beauty and the others slowly get up as Don rolls around as a plate, he falls over and breaks into several pieces.

Fluttershy runs over to Don And puts him together again, then all the kings horses and all the kings men ran by with Jelly in the lead being CHASED by them holding an egg.

"Ugh....Where's Bobobo?" Beauty asks

"I think your friend got himself dug under..." Rainbow says hovering over a small hole

Everyone gathers around the hole and a small plant sprouts out, then grows bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER AND SO ON AND SO FORTH! The plant was as big as the group and a side opens up, and there was Bobobo sitting on a plant like seat.

"I got a car, it came with my bongos" Bobobo says holding up a turkey.

"YEAH! BONGOS!" Don grabs the turkey and starts slapping it's belly.

The turkey chirps loudly and then moos, there was a long silence.

Don then suddenly yells "THESE AREN'T BONGOS! THIS IS A GONG!" He then throws the turkey out the door of the.....plant car.

Bobobo runs to the door and reaches out "NOOOO! MY CHERRY MIXER!"

The turkey then cries and a dramatic moment appears "You knew my purpose...Didn't you?"

"Of course I did! I just said Bongos so I could surprise my friends!" Bobobo says with a stream of tears

"You were doing good....but now, I must be gone from this world..." The turkey then slowly disappears.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bobobo says dropping to his knees

Twilight and the others stood outside of the plant car staring at Bobobo with their mouth agape. Don walks over to Bobobo and puts a hand on his shoulder, then Bobobo grabs Don and runs outside of the plant car a bit then turns around.

"Let's play football!" Don says turning into a football as Bobobo held him.

Jelly then shows up with some pieces of jelly missing from him "I'm game for some football! Pass it to me!"

Bobobo kicks the football at Jelly and Jelly gets hit in the face, then slowly melts. Don rolls over to Applejack.

"So you just kick the ball?" She asks

"Yeah, right over in that goal over there!" Bobobo says pointing to a goal.

Applejack looks at Don and he waves at her, she then goes around him, raises her legs and bucks him into the goal. Don goes flying to the goal and hits the net, Applejack rears up and cheers, Don is now stuck on the net.

"What the..." Rainbow says flying over

"Oh yeah, the goal net is made of spider's web." Bobobo says

"WHAT?!" Don yells "I thought this was yogurt!"

"HELP! I don't know who I am! Who are you people?! What is this thing?!" Says a random person coming through a portal holding a spatula.

Bobobo puts a hand on the person's head "You are my partner and best friend. We've been on many adventures together. We've defeated the evil dark overlord and brought peace to the land. Your name is Justin Time. You have a wife and 6 kids, and you have a pet flamingo. And you hate chocolate."

The person looks up to Bobobo "Really?"

"HECK NO!!" Bobobo says punching the person in the face sending him back into the portal.

"Why'd you punch him?! He needed help!" Beauty says with the shocked look out of many in this story.

The portal stays there and mocks them with witty insults.

"We need to patch this up!" Don says

"But with what? There's nothing here to use...." Fluttershy says

"Indeed, besides how are we going to patch up a portal?" Rarity says looking at it

"Maybe with this guy?" Pinkie says pulling a ghost nearby

"Who is that?" Twilight and Beauty ask

Bobobo, Jelly, and Don gasp as they look at the ghost. The ghost then pulls a screen infront of itself. The screen fizzes and this is what plays:

Bobobo picks up a phone and dials a number "Hi! I would like some Mighty Putty!" Then in his hand the phone turns into 6 sticks of mighty putty

"WOWZAH! That was fast!" Don cheers

Jelly went to Bobobo and looked at the mighty putty, everyone but Pinkie looked at the ghost and it shrugged and waved goodbye as it fades away.

Bobobo then walks over to the portal and mashed the mighty putty until it turned white, then spread it on the portal and had it sealed up. The portal stays for a second and then disappears.

"YEAH!!" The group cheers

"PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME, PARTY TIME!!!" Pinkie yells bouncing around everyone.

"NO WAY!!" Don says loudly wearing gentlemen clothing and a smoke pipe in his mouth "We should have a party in a more fancy matter that can ease everyone's mind a bit."

Pinkie stares at Don and then says "Okie Dokie Lokie!" Then dashes to everyone putting fancy clothing on them.

Beauty looks at her clothing and does a spin, everyone else looks at their clothes as Rarity gets excited in a formal way.

"Now party time?" Pinkie asks rather excited

Don looks at Pinkie and then Jelly suddenly appears on his face and says "Yes and we can do anything in this party"

"HEY! GET OFF MY FACE!!" Don says punching Jelly in the face which in turn hits his own face at the same time.

"Hey no fighting in the party!" Bobobo says picking them up and carrying them away

"HEY! Where are you taking us?!" Jelly says worried

Don and Jelly suddenly appear in a wagon cage with Bobobo walking away saying "Take them to the zoo"

"YOU MONSTER!"

"LET US FREE!"

Pinkie looks at Bobobo and frowns "Why'd you do that?"

"They were fighting Pinkie, they had to go to the zoo and be taught a lesson." Bobobo says looking at her.

".....So are they gone?" Twilight asks

"No, they'll be around in the next episode." Bobobo says looking at Twilight

Twilight wore a confused look as the others were confused as well.

"Well can we still party?" Pinkie asks

"OF COURSE!!" Bobobo says ripping off his clothing and wearing a lighted suit "LET'S CONGA!"

And everyone partied and did the conga.


Meanwhile on the ride to the zoo, Don patch and Jelly Jiggler were playing a game.

"2 of hearts..."

"Ace of diamonds....."

"7 of clubs....."

"King of spades....."

"Well that's all of them Jelly, what do you want to do now?" Don asks as they ran out of cards seeing as they tossed them out of the cage bars and onto the road.

"Let's play 'I Spy'!" Jelly says with glee

"YAY! I love I Spy!!"

"But before we start I need to ask the audience something."

"Go ahead, I'll see what I can find"

Jelly then looks at you all and says "Hi, Jelly Jiggler here with a poll for you all! This will determine the ending and what the last chapter of the story will be about! Narrator, if you please."

Okay, so this is the Poll here! Which is the best Bobobo Character of these 4? Is it:

A. Beauty

B. Don Patch

C. Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

D. Jelly Jiggler

Once the final chapter is near this poll shall set the final pieces together! Until next time! Bye bye!