And so we come to Bobobo waving back at the colorful ponies that he has befriended on this journey, Beauty bows her head an-
"HEY! What do you think you're doing?!?! The ending isn't for about 13 or blah I don't know chapters! WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT THE ENDING?!" Don yells at the screen
W-What?! I thought we were already at the end!
"WHAT?! We just started! Are you finally losing your head narrator?"
NO! fine let me restart...
"Nope.avi! You're just going to start this chapter AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!"
Over my dead body!
"Fine we'll play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who will get to do what."
Fine by me!
ROCK
"PAPER"
SCISSORS
"TURKEY!!!"
Gobble gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble! Gobble gobble gobble!!
"I WIN! I always win hahahaha! Let me poof you back"
*POOF* ROOOOOOAAAAAARR!!
"THAT'S NOT THE NARRATOR!! THAT'S A SMALL LITTLE HAMSTER! LET ME TRY AGAIN!"
*POOF* ..........
"And that be the guy with no face.....NEXT"
*POOF* UUUUUGGGGH! My goodness! That was a landslide of chaos!
"Did someone say chaos?!" Discord says popping his head in
"No, go away lizard thing, go away" Don says pushing Discord away.
"AWWWW...."
"Now Narrator, GET ON TO SAYING THE NEW CHAPTER!! We've already wasted.....uh let's see....219 words!"
FINE! JEEZ, leave me alone! I only have my voice.....
Bobobo and Pinkie went back to the library in Ponyville, Jelly had turned into Bobobo's hair for the time being. Don Patch was still kicking teddy bears for all we know, and Beauty was talking to the princesses about how they got to Equestria and that they are willing to fight Baldy bald.
"So why do you fight with nose hairs Bo man?" Pinkie asks
"Because it's my style! And I always use them to do other stuff to! Like knit clothing!" Bobobo says while knitting what seems like Don Patch
"Plus it's part of his power! He can use his nose hairs to tear apart anything!" Jelly hair says
"Yeah right! I can tear anything apart with my bare hands!" Don says having been knitted by Bobobo's nose hairs
Pinkie stares at Don "Even I can't come out of being knitted! How do you guys do it?! TELL ME PLEASE!"
"We'll tell you later...but right now we need to get this piece of dough out of the way." Bobobo says having stopped infront of a large doughnut that blocked the way
"And I thought I was a large dessert..." Jelly hair says
"And I thought my hair was yellow! Get off Jelly!" Bobobo says pulling Jelly off his head to find that he's bald.
"BOBOBO! Your hair's gone!!" Don panics
Suddenly the little man that lived in Bobobo's hair/nose walked on his head and sprinkled water on his head, then in an instant his hair sprang up in that glorious afro fashion. It bounced a bit before it stayed in place.
"Noo, it's right here silly!" Bobobo says pointing to Don head which has grown the same hair style as Bobobo.
"And don't I look good in it to!" Don says doing a pose.
"NOPE!" Bobobo says kicking Don with a side kick, sending him through the doughnut.
"Why do you hurt each other?" Pinkie asks
"Because we're crabby like that!" Bobobo and Jelly say together having turned into crabs.
Pinkie giggles at them and starts to laugh. Bobobo picks Pinkie up and puts her in his hair, having turned back to himself.
"We're going to do something dangerous, it's best you stay in there."
"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie says closing Bobobo's hair.
Bobobo looks at Jelly "Right, it's time"
"Yes it is, lets do this together....partner." Jelly extends a arm
"Partner." Bobobo takes his arm and shakes it.
"Now lets go! Together we can defeat the doughnut that has ruined our lives!" Jelly yells charging at the doughnut as dramatic music plays in the background
"Yes Jelly! We CAN defeat the monster!" Bobobo yells beside Jelly
"YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" They both yelled as they come to the large doughnut as the screen turns white.
Then suddenly we see that Bobobo has turned into a shovel as Jelly uses him to clear a path around the doughnut, calm wintery music plays.
"Need to clear the snow in order to drive in this weather." Jelly says taking a break from shoveling
"Your right honey! We still need to take the kid to school!" Don says wearing woman's clothing and lipstick.
"No! I want to play in the snow!" Kid Bobobo says diving into the doughnut.
"Come on dear, lets give him a break, he's been through so much already." Jelly says still holding the Bobobo shovel.
"Ok but I still need to go to work." Don says going to a house that was infront of the doughnut.
"Don't worry, I'll get this out of the way dear!" Jelly says going back to shoveling the 'snow'.
"Grrr, where is Bobobo?!" Beauty says angrily
"And Pinkie! She disappeared again, maybe she went to Bobobo's hair again!" Twilight says looking out a window.
"And that rude orange star thing is with her! Who knows what they're doing to her!" Rarity says loudly
"I'm more worried that they may not come back in time to stop those....baldy bald people he spoke of." Celestia says rather calmly
"Don't worry, when he gets back I'll be sure to take him to Baldy bald so that we can stop them!" Beauty says
Just then the door opens and Bobobo walks in.
Beauty walks to him and huffs "Where have you been?"
"Hey! My name is Bobobo-bo bo-bobo! I'm your one and only nose hair champion! If you want to have the world saved by yours truly then leave a message after the tone! To send a call back number, press 5." Bobobo says
Beauty then pokes Bobobo and he topples forward being a cardboard cutout with a phone taped on the back. Beauty stands there looking at the cardboard cut out.
"...This happens to you on a daily basis?" Luna asks
"No, more like every minute of my life..."
Then the real Bobobo walks in, eatting a cupcake.
"Where have you been...?" Beauty asks
"Life, that's where I've been." Bobobo says as he walks inside followed by Don and Jelly, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's hair and lands beside Twilight.
"Right....so lets get a move on before Baldy bald and his guys get all the hair of Eques-" "NOOOO! My cupcake is gone now!! Who keeps doing this monstrous deed?!" Bobobo says cutting off Beauty looking at his bare hand.
"Maybe....you ate it?" Beauty says irritated
"...Maybe I did, or else I'm not a duck!" Bobobo says turning into a lizard
"That's not a duck! It's a reptile!" Beauty says with the shocked look.
"I'm not a reptile, I'm a turkey!" Bobobo says turning into a fish
"Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!" Don says cheerfully
"YEAH!" Bobobo and Jelly say turning into different styled art.
They gathered around and put there fists in the center.
"ROCK"
"PAPER"
"SCISSORS!"
Don put out paper as well as Bobobo, Jelly put out rock.
"Aw, how come this fist doesn't put out the thing I want it to..." Jelly says sadly
Everyone watches this as Don cheers for his victory
"Ok Bobobo, are you ready to face defeat?!" Don says making a handsome face.
"Let me ask you that Don Patch! Are you ready face the truth?!" Bobobo says making the same face, only his sun glasses make it hard to tell.
They put their fists to the center.
"ROCK"
"PAPER"
"SCISSORS"
"TURKEY!!" Bobobo yells and hits Don with a banhammer
Don Patch turns into a fish "Gobble gobble gobble gobble!"
"The truth will turn you into a rooster." Bobobo says turning away "But it will also make you become what you dreamed....of being a drum in a marching band!" He does a pose as a marching band rolls through the background.
"Ok guys you are acting stranger than usual now!" Beauty says with the same shocked look....what more can I say?
"Well, if you are done breaking logic would you mind if you go and stop that Baldy bald fellow before things get out of hoof?" Luna says with a glare
Bobobo, Don, and Jelly salute "Of course! We'll take the ponies with us so that they will tell us where everything is!"
Twilight steps forward "I'm willing to go, we don't need anymore villains here in Equestria."
"Then you and your friends go along with Bobobo and the others, just be careful not to lose your hair...." Celestia says
Everyone nods and Bobobo turns into a large wagon outside. "Hop on in! I'll take ya everywhere!"
Everyone hops in the Bobo-wagon, Bobo-wagon then showed it's rockets and sped away.
"THIS IS NOT A NICE CALM WAGON RIDE!!" Beauty says holding onto her head.
Celestia and Luna watch as they zoom off "....I don't think it's going to be a easy journey."