//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: Get out of my hair!! // Story: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo: The Land of Colorful Ponies! // by Avery //------------------------------// Bobobo and the gang was inside the library with Twilight and the girls, Pinkie was still inside Bobobo's hair as it was closed. Don Patch was messing with the books which made him be trapped inside a magic bubble by Twilight. "Mr. Jiggler, are you really made of jelly?" Fluttershy shyly asks "Why yes I am, would you like a sample?" Jelly asks politely "Oh, um....." Jelly pulls out a jelly gift set box and hands it to Fluttershy "I wasn't going to give you a bit of me, no that's just silly! ahahaha." He then turns into a spring and bounces away. Fluttershy stares at the box curiously and opens it to find different colored jellies on their own plate. Don Patch starts to hit the bubble he was in, then turns into a full star and rolls around in it with a bland face. Bobobo was crawling across the floor like a snake. "...You have strange friends Beauty." Rainbow says looking at them all. "Yeah...tell me about it, and these guys are just the start of it." Beauty says leaning on a wall. "You mean that there's more of em?" Applejack says "Not entirely these guys, but on the same strange factor." "Hey! Hey Beauty! Look!" Bobobo suddenly says Beauty looks over and nearly flipped out as Bobobo was "I'm a pony!" It was true, Bobobo turned himself into a pony. He still had his afro hair and his shirt, his coat color remained the same as his skin color and still had the markings. He was also still wearing his sun glasses. "Why are you a pony?! How'd you even do that...." Beauty says with the shocked face of the century! "Yes how did you do that? You don't seem to have any magical aura around you so....how?" Twilight says studying Bobobo "It's not magic! It's the Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo stands on his hind legs and his nose hairs came out of his nose and waved around. Rarity faints at the sight and everyone else was a bit disturbed. Beauty sighs with irritation. "Bobobo, can you at LEAST not try to ruin our chance back home?" "Sorry Beauty, but I need to use my hairs to help the helpless! And to help the helped! Else they'd be like me when I was younger!" He starts to cry a stream of tears and covered his face. "What?! I thought you already told your past!" Beauty says loudly "No! In fact Let me tell ya! ...But the pickle can't listen in." Bobobo says glaring at a random pickle with arms and legs. Hey it's the moment you've been waiting for! The blast to the past, the shined to the dimmed, It's Bo theater! "I was just a young colt when I saw a helpless pony in need" Bobobo's voice says "WAIT! Why are you still telling this while you're a pony?! Isn't your past human?!" Beauty cuts in but was ignored "The pony was an elderly sort of pony, she was having trouble carrying one of her chests into her house. I went over to help her out, she gladly accepted it. After I helped the pony out, I continued on my way. I went home to my dad." "Hey son! How've you been today?" Said a bouncing hair ball "WHAT?! Your dad's still the same?!" Beauty says again. "I helped out the pony across the street!" Young colt Bobobo says "That's my boy! Always helping out somepony in need!" "Dad was a great hair father, we always had a great time together. Then one day I was trying to get a package inside, it was a really heavy and big package. I asked for help for everypony that passed by, but they all were too busy. Not many ponies pass my house so I couldn't get much help. I tried to move it inside but it was near impossible! I never got it inside and it blocks the way out of the house." "HEY! I can't get out! I have a hair appointment today!" "I'm trying to get it out of the way! But it's way too heavy!!" We come back to Bobobo crying his stream of tears again "I never got to see what was inside the box either....waaaah." Beauty held her head in irritation while Don and Jelly were crying the same amount of tears. "Don't worry Bobobo! Maybe the box just had old useless stuff in it!" Don says having somehow got out of the bubble. "Yeah what Don Patch said!" Jelly says Twilight coughs and says "Well, where is your house? If that story was true then show us where it is" Bobobo instantly had no tears and pointed with one of his hooves "Oh it's just right across the street." And right across the street, there was a huge box infront of a house. Everyone looks over in surprise, Pinkie pops out of Bobobo's afro again. "Whooooa! That's a HUGE box! How come I've never noticed it before?" "And how come you're still in my hair?! Get out of my hair!! No one's allowed inside unless I tell them it's safe!" Bobobo says trying to shake off Pinkie. Pinkie stays inside Bobobo's hair "Weeeee! This is fun!" Bobobo then uses his nose hairs to grab Pinkie and set her on the ground "No one is allowed inside unless it's safe..." "....Is it safe now?" "Yes." Pinkie then grabs everyone and jumps inside Bobobo's hair "What the?! Where are we going?!" Rarity shrieks "You got me..." Beauty says still irritated. They continued to fall and fall into the seemingly endless afro. After a few minutes Twilight says something "How big is his hair piece?" "He keeps nearly everything in his hair, be it squirrels with dating problems, a family that uses his nose hairs to dry clothes, other versions of him that have different jobs, or even himself at times..." Beauty says looking down. "....Your friends are really odd." Applejack says "Well excuuuuse me, cowpony." Don says wearing a green suit. "Ok! We're almost there!!" Pinkie says as they hit soft ground. "Wow....that was softer than expected. REALLY soft." Rarity says feeling the ground. "OVER HERE! HURRY!" Pinkie says dashing to a glowing spot. Everyone follows and comes to a place full of toy and people and pigs, Fluttershy went to every pig and cuddled them. "Whoa....This dude is crazy as Pinkie!" Rainbow says looking at the place. "OH hahaha, this is nothing. Wait until you see his attacks he uses on villains" Beauty says walking forward. "Yeah! They're awesome!" Don says dashing past Beauty and nomming on the nearest person's head. Jelly runs to the nearest Nu shop and goes inside. Twilight and the girls just look at the area in awe. "It's like a whole nother town in here!" Applejack says "Well, let's follow Beauty, but be careful because we still don't know if these people are good or evil..." Twilight says following Beauty Rainbow, Applejack, and Rarity follow with Twilight. Meanwhile outside, Bobobo had changed back into a human. "I'm hungry, good thing I brought some good noodles!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a noodle bowl, he opens it and finds nothing inside. He falls to his knees and starts to cry more streams of tears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yells out holding the noodle bowl to a ray of light "Not my noodles! They were my best friends! I'm so sorry noodles! I will find the person who did this! AND I WILL AVENGE YOU!!" He gets up and rushes out the door of the library He then puts flyers all over Ponyville saying that there has been a noodle-napping, and he hands out flyers to the scared ponies seeing him. "Please! There has been a noodle-napping! I need your help finding them! Please! They were my friends!" Bobobo says as he hands out flyers He then throws all the flyers into the air "Well if you won't take them, then I'll make...." A stage appears with a band "A whole band to sing about it to make you learn!!" He removes his clothes and was in his underwear "....Hang on!" He goes through a closet that was apart of the stage and gets some clown clothes on. "LETS ROCK!" Beauty walks around Bobobo's hair with Twilight and the girls, Beauty then saw a giant version of her belt. "Hey! That's one of my belts! How'd it get here?" Don Patch walked by doing a strange walk with some bacon on his head "Bacon coming through, bacon coming through." "How long do we have to be here? It's starting to freak me out..." Applejack says nervously "Well we can't get out until Bobobo says-" "GET OUT OF MY HAIR!!" Beauty and everyone that went inside his hair were tossed out of his hair from the top, they land on a stage with lights and music. They all get up and see that Bobobo was at a microphone stand wearing a clown suit along with other people. "What in tarnatiom?!" Applejack spits out "This is what I'm talking about...he's nothing like you've ever seen." Beauty says "You have to find my noodles! They have disappeared with out a traaaace! Please help me find my noodles! Or else you will feel my faaaaace!" Bobobo sings into the microphone. Don and Jelly join Bobobo already in clown suits and rocking out, Pinkie joins in with the clown suit wearing. Beauty and the others just watch in shock as this unfolds.