//------------------------------// // chapter eight:Ain't no party like a Disco Bear pary // Story: My little pony:tree friends are magic // by Scourgefan //------------------------------// Cuddles was playing Skyrim while Flippy watched. he was carrying Fox friend to a village. then the doorbell rang. they both jumped and Cuddles hit someone with his knife. they ignored it while he got murdered by the townsfolk. there was disco music, they knew who it was, and they facepalmed. "party at Pinkie's place at 8:30, everyone be there." Disco bear said then closed the door. "I'm not going there when i could be stalking Pewdiepie on YouTube." Cuddles said. "Pewdiepie is so overrated." Flippy said, rolling his eyes. "besides, you're not using the only laptop, I'm gonna stalk Tobygames." "my fluffy yellow tail you are!" Cuddles threatened. "Toby sucks, he has NO sense of humor AT ALL." "Pewdie is worse, he jokes about rapes and thats about it, whats there to like?" Flippy asked harshly. "Pewdie does much more than that, take it back you little mother-" Cuddles couldn't finish because Twilight came in. "what in the name of Celestia is going on?!" she asked. the two screamed at each other unintelligible stuff. "SHUT UP!" Twilight screamed at the top of her lungs. Flippy and Cuddles looked at her in a stupor. "he said Pewdie is stupid..." Cuddles said, pointing a finger at Flippy. "he said Toby sucks." Flippy said, pointing at Cuddles. "i can't choose sides, it'll just make it worse, now it's 8:25, if you don't leave now we'll be late." Flippy and Cuddles grumbles but followed her to Sugarcube corner. it was decorated in a Disco fashion. there was even a DJ and a dance floor. Vinyl scratch, of course, was the DJ. Flippy and Cuddles just wondered around and looked at everything. "is it always like this?" Cuddles asked, never having visited before. "no, it's usually just a party..." Flippy replied. then Derpy flied over and accidentally spilled red punch on Flippy's jacket. "oops, my bad." she said like she did in her only speaking appearance. Flippy didn't hear, he was in a daze, he thought it was blood, he flipped out and pulled out a knife, pointed it at Cuddles. "Pewdie sucks, Crazy is best." he said in a demon-like voice that sounded like a low growl. "who?" Cuddles asked with a voice mixed with fear and anger. "Crazyshootin is better than Pewdie and Toby. he is funnier and smarter, they don't have anything on him." Fliqpy growled. "Crazy has nothing on Pewds, Pewdie plays almost everything, even annoying games like Cat Mario." Cuddles argued. "Pewdie is too ignorant to even play MineCraft. Crazy did that, he also made a Trolling the monster special of Amnesia." "Pewdie made a Stephano's house special!" "for only one episode, Crazy made a whole series." "well, Pewdie does Fridays with Pewdiepie and play more games than Crazy. like Black snow, Heavy rain, Fahrenheit, Walking dead. Crazy doesn't come close. and Pewdie plays with people, like Cry and Morfar." Cuddles was getting mad, nobody had the right to insult Pewdie so coldly! "Crazy plays QWOP, Idiot test, Smash your PC. has Pewdie played any of that?" Cuddles then lunged at Fliqpy and punched him in the face, Fliqpy dropped his knife, Cuddles pinned Fliqpy down on a table. Fliqpy then grabbed a cake cutter and stabbed Cuddles in the wrist. blood squirted out. Fliqpy then lashed out and made a scar across Cuddles' face from between the eyes down to the chin in a strait line. then he made X's on Cuddles' pink cheeks. Cuddles didn't give up. even though he had blood coming from from his wrist, cheeks and the middle of his face, he stood his ground. he picked up a Barbecue fork and held it like a sword. Fliqpy abandoned the cake cutter and picked up a steak knife. the two clashes knives for a while, cutting each other a few times. when they stopped Cuddles had more cuts across his face and one on his chest. Fliqpy had a few shallow cuts on his forehead. "i never lose." he said before plunging the steak knife into Cuddles' shoulder and taking the barbecue fork and stabbed Cuddles in the chest, not deep enough to kill him though. then Cuddles pulled the fork out of his chest, causing mortal wounds and bleeding and before he died he stabbed Fliqpy in the head, hitting his brain. Fliqpy fell to the ground. he fell head first, so the fork hit the ground and cut open his skull, exposing his brain. both him and Cuddles were dead, all because they wanted to prove which YouTube star is better, and yet I've seen stupider excuses to kill people.